Volt wrote:short answer: They suck and no-one buys them
The Long Answer:
Why do they suck? Because they're prissy, have unrealisticly LOW amounts of violence, and can easily be described as "Sissy" or "Gay" (Social figure of Speech)
[period]
There's NO other reason as to why Christian games are at the bottom. Becuase they're always so picky on Theology. Christians are afraid to make games that use creativity or imagination because they keep thinking "what if leads someone to a cult realigion... hmmm... i shouldn't use fantasy! Fantasy is bad. I'll just make another Bible Verse Quiz Game"
I'm so tired of this. When I pull together my own GD studio The first Game I'm going to start working on will be called "Revelation: World on Fire" and its going to be extremely bloody, so bloody and violent that it'll be rated AO(adults only), in fact, there's going to be a cheat code that makes all water in 1/3 of the level turn to blood, and people heads will fly off, burning bodies and such"... just to get that out of my system. And you'll be able to kill anyone with any object. Even babanas and pebbles and office chairs. Also when you kill one person, even if you hit them in the foot, their entire body will exp..er... asplode. And the flinging blood from them.. if it touches any one else, they'll asplode too.
And Dogs and cats, birds and bugs, will all blow up and blood will fly everywhere, there will be so much blood, that the requirements for the game will be "Must be able to run in 2bit color mode" because the only colors you'll need are red and red...and a few others, but mostely bloody red.
and..and.. it'll be bloody, and lots of gore and it'll have zombies and at the end Jesus will come down from the sky and say "Kameyameee" and blow the whole world up, which will cuase EXTREME ammounts of blood to fly everywhere. And then the credits will roll.... ... .... in blood.
Just for the sake of saying 'FINALLY!!!! GOOOOOOSH, I WANTED TO SEE THAT IN A CHRISTIAN GAME FOR SOOOOOOO FREAKEN LONG!!!!!'
And then I'll go back to making Cute little Anime Christian RPGs.
*clipped by Azier*