Ask me something. Please. :P

Postby **The Last Bard** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:15 pm

So just ask me whatever, and I'll anwser it.
Thanks!

Postby **K. Ayato** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:52 pm

Have you read the books on Taliesin and Merlin by Stephen R. Lawhead?

Postby **The Last Bard** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:31 pm

Yes! I am reading Merlin right now, I finished reading Taliesin a little while ago.
They are awesome aren't they?

Postby **PrincessZelda** » Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:30 pm

What's your favorite color?

Postby **Roy Mustang** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:02 am

What is your favortie anime?

What music do you like the best?

Wingzero22

Postby **bigsleepj** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:13 am

What is the airspeedvelocity of an unladen swallow? :grin:

Postby **Slater** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:16 am

did you read the spoiler in bigsleepj's sig?

Postby **The Last Bard** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 7:12 am

Fav. color...lime green!

Probably Wolf's Rain

I pretty much like any kind of music 'sept rap and jazz.

:lol:

I have no idea

Yes, I did

Postby **bigsleepj** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:38 am

The Last Bard wrote: I have no idea

Off course there is no real answer to my question (save the wacko who actually worked out the answer to that age-old question) but some know that there is an acceptable answer, but never mind.

So here's a new one:

If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is around to see it, does it make the sound of one submerged hand clapping in a lake of hot chocolate?

Postby **Zar** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:04 am

Why is teen pop music so stupid

Postby **termyt** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:11 am

If you were a potato, how would you like to be served?

Postby **The Last Bard** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:20 pm

No, it would sound more like like the sound of one submerged hand clapping in a lake of hot chocolate.

I don't listen to much of it...but I would have to say...Actually I don't listen to any of it.

Mashed. I mean, Jeez, can anything compete?

Postby **bigsleepj** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:27 pm

Final Question: If you were filled with the sudden desire to swallow a boeing 747 airplane, what airline's would it be?

Postby **Swordguy** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:32 pm

now does he get condaments?

Postby **bigsleepj** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:35 pm

Swordguy wrote:now does he get condaments?

I do suppose he's allowed to grease the plane with olive-oil. When you're swallowing something whole you can't be bothered with how it taste. My a glass of milkshake to wash the mettallic taste out of his mouth.

Postby **The Last Bard** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:38 pm

United Airlines, man, that was an indepth question. That's heavy... :drool:

Postby **bigsleepj** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:41 pm

Last Question: (Promise)
If you're in Atlantis (which is lost and thus has no phone-lines) then you must have logged onto the CAA fwith some kind of telepathic wave that certainly beats the pants off broadband. Does that mean you've connected a keyboard to your head to assist with the typing?

Postby **Slater** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:14 pm

Do you really think that this is his last question?
(w00t, my post count is now a 9 bit number)

Postby **Ivotaku** » Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:21 pm

What if lime green was actually hot pink?

Postby **The Last Bard** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 8:04 am

Yes. But I must admit, it is a bit awkward...

I don't know if you meant that as a question or not...but, no, I don't...

Hot pink's not too bad, but I still prefer other colors.

Postby **Felix** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:55 am

If a 478, 37-year-old, bald, overweight, hermaphrodite with hideous acne, excruciating body odor, and only one arm were to suddenly break into your house and try to eat your pencil collection, would you:

a: Whack him with a fire poker

b: Propose to him

c: Throw up

Postby **Spades** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 2:24 pm

How often do you look at your hands after you shower or bathe? And what do you think of?

Postby **Spades** » Wed Feb 09, 2005 4:36 pm

but I think I would A...wack him with the fire poker, grab rope and tie his one arm to the ceiling fan and turn it on high while spraying windex and vodka on his face and light him on fire! NASTY! Then c: thow up!