...then I took an arrow to th-
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Kaligraphic (post: 1520289) wrote:I used to be an adventurer like you...
...then I learned how to play.
Kaligraphic (post: 1520496) wrote:I used to take arrows in the knee...
But now, I'm here to tell you about an amazing new product that revolutionized my arrow-taking, and can do the same for you! Yes, it's the new Wonder Knee, an amazing piece of armor that fits right over your knee! Now, I mostly get shot in the groin!
Wonder Knee is not just for protection, either! It's got a large spike on it, for that great barbaric chic, and if you find yourself fighting without a weapon at hand, no worries! You can apply the Wonder Knee directly to the forehead!
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