K. Ayato wrote:Hosea's words to Gomer after he buys her back.
Nate (post: 1398047) wrote:"PYLE!"
"Shazam!"
By the way I want to point out that the story of Hosea and Gomer proves I am right and everyone else is wrong. In Hosea 3:1 God says, "Love her as the LORD loves the Israelites, though they turn to other gods and love the sacred raisin cakes."
SEE. RAISINS IN BISCUITS IS EVIL AND GOD HATES IT. EVERYBODY STOP PUTTING RAISINS IN STUFF BECAUSE IT'S SINFUL AND WRONG.
Nate (post: 1398109) wrote:Raisin bran I don't think qualifies as a cake. Raisin biscuits would though, as would raisins in cinnamon rolls (ARGH I HATE THAT SO MUCH). SO SEE THE BIBLE SAYS IT'S WRONG SO STOP PUTTING RAISINS IN CINNAMON ROLLS YOU SATAN-WORSHIPPERS.
Nate (post: 1398109) wrote:Raisin bran I don't think qualifies as a cake.
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