The Great TOCAA/Temupolis War

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="Palatino Linotype"]-Story-
~The great Temupolis has been ruling the Goof Off nation in the country of General from the great land known as CAA for Lord knows how long (I don't).

When a single spark of rebellion ignited in the mind of two citizens, one named Hana Ryuuzaki of a species called the "Espada" and another named Hichigo Shirosaki of a species called simply "Hollow", they take their idea to the town square.

Wielding one sword each (Hana's Toosuto and Hichigo's Zangetsu), and the small-but-growing forces of the Toastai 13, they set off on their quest to usurp Temupolis and it's Queen, Temmy.~

-INFO-
~This is based on the Goof Off War that the TOCAA and Temupolians are having currently.
If you want to join the War, then fill out:

NAME:
SPECIES: (Whichever one you want from whatever anime/book/manga/game/mythology you want)
GENDER:
AGE:
HEIGHT:
APPEARANCE:
ALLIANCE: (Toasters of CAA or Temupolis)
EXTRA INFO:
PERSONALITY:
WEAPONS:
RANK:~



Co-GM will be Temmy.
I will be controlling Hana (myself) and Hichigo.[/font]

[Dante]

: Stares... hmmm while I may join, I might just be satisfied at running the OFFICIAL Temuoplis RPG BWAH HA HA HA HA!!! N&S AND ALL OF ITS NERDINESS CONTINUES TO RULE THE DAY... Even if it does have little to do with Temuoplis these days. :

[Taliesin]

N&S is win. Epic win. Goof off wars should take place solely in the goof off. N&S is too awesome for silly goof off things

[USSRGirl]

>___O What, I get cast as the major villain and co-GM of this rather *ahem* biased *glares at summary* RPG and no one ever tells me?! XD Yet I feel the need to create a nice healthy rivalry with Pascal's NS and so I will join... hrm... in fact, Pascal, your latest character has given me a rather funny idea.

NAME: Degu Shadeh
SPECIES: Dark elf
GENDER: Female
AGE: 2 Millenia Numenor Years
HEIGHT: 2'3 (bwahahaha)
APPEARANCE: Pointed ears and generally sinister presence that says "I squish butterflies!"
ALLIANCE: Ken Oh
EXTRA INFO: Married to Loz. *tries not to gag*
PERSONALITY:
WEAPONS: Souba
RANK: General (?)

XD What?! You never said we had to be ourselves! Just that it had to be a goof off character. Bwahahaha. This'll be fun.

[Peanut]

eh...I'm bored enough to join...besides, someone has to represent Kaligraphic and the undead in this conflict...

NAME: Peanut
SPECIES: Undead/human/Corrupted Wish Thread
GENDER: Male
AGE: ???
HEIGHT: ???
APPEARANCE: See avatar...
ALLIANCE: Undead
EXTRA INFO: Peanut is one of the more decorated Goof Off warriors. He has lead armies against Q, Temulin, and Zarn, and won, and it is even rumored that he once destroyed an entire army with his bare hands. He is also CAA's very own Corrupted Wish Thread, a title which may explain his strange powers and tendency to appear out of nowhere. In the last Goof Off war, he joined the ranks of the undead with the rest of his empire and has now risen in rank within the Obsidian Empire. For this reason, Peanut has declared neutrality in this conflict...however his services could be bought at the right price. Peanut also enjoys long walks on the beach, nuking the world, and laughing maniacally like this. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
PERSONALITY: Strange
WEAPONS: The dark powers of corruption and wish granting, complete control over water, a near limitless supply of clones, and this long pointy stick.
RANK:~The Corrupted Wish Thread/General of all the undead Ninja Monkies within the Obsidian Empire.

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="Palatino Linotype"]OMGZ, I can't believe I forgot the bios! *facepalm*

NAME: Hana Ryuuzakii (See? It has two "i"s. IT'S NOT ME! O^*)
AGE: Ehh somewhere between 0 and 130. It hasn't been officially tested.
GENDER: Female.
SPECIES: Espada. [Vasto Lorde edition.](Oh yes.)
HEIGHT: 5'3
APPEARANCE: Reddish-brown hair, pale/slightly tanned skin, white shihakusho, white hakama, Blue eyes that change color, thick blue glasses, mask fragment that looks like a headband around the back of the head.
ALLIANCE: TOCAA
EXTRA INFO: Is best friends with a Hollow. Hichigo, to be exact. No one knows why. Not even Hana.
PERSONALITY: Spazzy/Literal. Very literal. (At least that's what my parents say...>_> ) Calls Temy Tems.
WEAPON: A long katana named Toosuto. Means Toast. T_T
RANK: Soutaicho (Captain Commander) of TOCAA

NAME: Hichigo Shirosaki
SPECIES: Hollow
GENDER: Male
AGE: 16? We think?
HEIGHT: Never been measured.
APPEARANCE: Face=SEE AVATAR, White shihakusho and hakama. Black sword.
EXTRA INFO: Is best friends with Hana. Calls her "Queen" and Temy "Princess".
PERSONALITY: Loves to kill/maim/torture/taunt. Also loves strawberry candies (XD Joke for a fan of the series).
WEAPONS: Gyaku Zangetsu (Invert Soul Cutter)
RANK: Leader of the Torture Division and Ichibantai Fukutaicho (Vice Captain).


...umm, yeah.
Sorry for the biased summary, Tems.
But whaddya expect, really?
I actually left you a note in the Demonstration thread.

EDIT: YOU HAPPY, TEMS?
I spelled your name correctly now. Che.
Yesh. It's my Nobody...that happens to look exactly like me...Hmm...[/font]

[USSRGirl]

It's Hana's Nobody! O___O

>___O And hey - DON'T MISSPELL MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *one 'M'* Recent Q propaganda has tried to change it to two 'm's. And I shall not stand for it! *raises spork*

[silver_wolf454]

I'll join I supose I owe it to my quadrent........I don't fell like making my profile right now though so maybe later. =_=Z z z (When I don't feel sick)

[~darkelfgirl~]

>___O What, I get cast as the major villain and co-GM of this rather *ahem* biased *glares at summary* RPG and no one ever tells me?! XD Yet I feel the need to create a nice healthy rivalry with Pascal's NS and so I will join... hrm... in fact, Pascal, your latest character has given me a rather funny idea.

NAME: Degu Shadeh
SPECIES: Dark elf
GENDER: Female
AGE: 2 Millenia Numenor Years
HEIGHT: 2'3 (bwahahaha)
APPEARANCE: Pointed ears and generally sinister presence that says "I squish butterflies!"
ALLIANCE: Ken Oh
EXTRA INFO: Married to Loz. *tries not to gag*
PERSONALITY:
WEAPONS: Souba
RANK: General (?)

XD What?! You never said we had to be ourselves! Just that it had to be a goof off character. Bwahahaha. This'll be fun.

TEMULIN!!!!!!!!!!! (XD--I mean, ARHHHH!!!!!!) Oh, IT'S ON!!!!


NAME: Temulin McComicRelief
SPECIES: human
GENDER: Female
AGE: ??
HEIGHT: 5'4
APPEARANCE: ripoff Sephiroth hairstyle with a dictatorish USSRish military outfit
ALLIANCE: The People's Stupid Republic of Lamorific Temuoplis
EXTRA INFO: Married to Reno McComicRelief *almost blows out a lung*
PERSONALITY: Tyrant
WEAPONS: Spork from Wendy's
RANK: Dictator, ruler of Temuoplis

What now? Whatchya going to do? XP

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="Palatino Linotype"]Ooh, and I do believe that's a threat!

[color="LightBlue"]Hichigo:[/color] Yay, threats! =D[/font]

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Name: Kung_Fu-Taicho(also known as Kungsly)
Species:Soul Reaper
Gender:Male
Age:Looks 16 but who knows
Height: average
Hair:like Links (Legend of Zelda Link)but Red[Even has a link cap but in white]
Clothing: normal Soul Reaper clothing with a Captians coat
Personality: Calm and quite, What am I saying, he's a goof
Weapon:a Zanpaku-to
Rank:Captian of Squad 10 of TOCAA

[Peanut]

TEMULIN!!!!!!!!!!! (XD--I mean, ARHHHH!!!!!!) Oh, IT'S ON!!!!


NAME: Temulin McComicRelief
SPECIES: human
GENDER: Female
AGE: ??
HEIGHT: 5'4
APPEARANCE: ripoff Sephiroth hairstyle with a dictatorish USSRish military outfit
ALLIANCE: The People's Stupid Republic of Lamorific Temuoplis
EXTRA INFO: Married to Reno McComicRelief *almost blows out a lung*
PERSONALITY: Tyrant
WEAPONS: Spork from Wendy's
RANK: Dictator, ruler of Temuoplis

What now? Whatchya going to do? XP

lol...this is just too tempting to pass up...

NAME: Moley
SPECIES: Mole/undead
GENDER: Male
AGE: ??
HEIGHT: short
APPEARANCE: Moleish
ALLIANCE: Peanut
EXTRA INFO: Moley was Peanut's right hand man but he is now a zombie...and only likes to eat brains...
PERSONALITY:...brains...
WEAPONS:claws, teeth...brains...
RANK: Commander/English Major

NAME: Loz/Reno McComicRelief; aka Renoz
SPECIES: Human thanks to fusion
GENDER: Male
AGE: ??
HEIGHT:??
APPEARANCE: Hideous
ALLIANCE: no one really
EXTRA INFO: Despite what Temulin and darkelfgirl may say...Loz and Reno are really one person. You see one day a dimensional warp sucked them both into the world of DBZ...and they came upon a pair of earings. Trying to be cool, they decided to each where one earing. Loz put his earing on his right ear while Reno, wanting to be different, put his earing on his left ear. And then, in a sudden flash, Loz and Reno had fused together into one being...forever...
PERSONALITY: Scarry
WEAPONS:None, Reno and Loz, or Renoz as I like to call him, are pacifists
RANK: Sixth ruler of the underworld...which basically equates to being Kali's toenail...yeah...

[~darkelfgirl~]

[quote="Peanut (post: 1200425)"]lol...this is just too tempting to pass up...

NAME: Moley
SPECIES: Mole/undead
GENDER: Male
AGE: ??
HEIGHT: short
APPEARANCE: Moleish
ALLIANCE: Peanut
EXTRA INFO: Moley was Peanut's right hand man but he is now a zombie...and only likes to eat brains...
PERSONALITY:...brains...
WEAPONS:claws, teeth...brains...
RANK: Commander/English Major

NAME: Loz/Reno McComicRelief]

When this thing starts, I'm going to spork out your brains and put them on a post on the outskirts of Temuoplis if there's a Peanut character *ehem someone*.

Whoa--I'm beginning to sound like Temulin o.o

Ok, can someone tell me what in the world TOCAA means? I'm lost.

[Kung_Fu_Master]

Toasters of CAA. Go to Goof off

[~darkelfgirl~]

Toasters of CAA. Go to Goof off

Strange. The six months (?) I've been on here and haunting the Goof Off, I have never heard of that. Probably one of the mummy threads that just seem to come back, I guess.

[Dante]

I will pwn all... XD

NAME: THE "Brick"
SPECIES: Its a brick, red in color
GENDER: The brick is above gender
AGE: It is eternal
HEIGHT: It is... short
APPEARANCE: IT'S A BRICK!!!
ALLIANCE: Pascal
EXTRA INFO: The brick... it is... it was, it will forever be!
PERSONALITY: Not much is known about the brick, although its past tends to make it less sociable, however, it has communicated before with the Nuke The World Button.
WEAPONS: It is the brick... not shall stand in its way when it is hurled through the air.
RANK: INFINITE WIN

NAME: Puritan
SPECIES: Cyborg... currently stuck in the body of a cereal bowl
GENDER: Male
AGE: Looks older then he really is, but between 22-25
HEIGHT: tall
APPEARANCE: Currently looks like a cereal bowl
ALLIANCE: Temulin... until he backstabs her.
EXTRA INFO: Two points for you if you can find out why Puritan is a cereal bowl and who turned him back from one! (No points for members of the original Temuoplis revolution)
PERSONALITY: Cool, collected and powerful... if he weren't a cereal bowl, he likes to create impressive and powerful gadgets that make Temuoplis what it is. He also likes to sing, "Temuoplis rules the waves" while in the shower! X_x. (Just a joke... poor Puritan)

[~darkelfgirl~]

Nevermind. It's new...and strange. Oh please. I'll eat all you TOCAA people (when the DESPO is finished with my quiche). Yes, that would classify as a declaration of war, non? J'aime moi.

[Dante]

OOC: In reality the brick and Puritan will not be able to take part in this latest endevour because well.. we've already pestered the mods into giving the goof-off wars a total of two RPs in the RP section, RPs with some of the greatest players ever! These above two characters were epic and part of goof-off and real RP lore, but given that it would seem to undermine their past history if they actually were lowered to mere characters... But just to see what anyone remembers of Temuoplis, I have to ask the question, does TOCAA actually know the history of these two legendary events?

[Peanut]

When this thing starts, I'm going to spork out your brains and put them on a post on the outskirts of Temuoplis if there's a Peanut character *ehem someone*.

Whoa--I'm beginning to sound like Temulin o.o

Ok, can someone tell me what in the world TOCAA means? I'm lost.

To late, I already made one...er one gagillion really...maybe I'll send a clone your way if your lucky...

And I don't think anyone but Temulin, myself and (maybe) darkelfgirl know of the legacy of Temuopolis...nor do they understand the jokes involving the brick and Puritan as a cereal bowl...

[~darkelfgirl~]

Oh yeh. You made clones of yourself >.<.

I know of Temuoplis' history and stuff and Q, but not a lot of the brick and Puritan as a cereal bowl. Does this involve Puritan oats?

[silver_wolf454]

NAME: Lady Afrit
SPECIES: wolf (Haman apearance with wolf ears/tail)
GENDER: Female
AGE: 16
HEIGHT: 5'2
APPEARANCE:blonde with green eyes and old japanese robes
ALLIANCE: Toasters of CAA
EXTRA INFO: Easily angered, flattered, and confused
PERSONALITY: It's me I'll make it up as I go XD
WEAPONS:One realy, realy big mallet
RANK:Leader of the Juuichibantai

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NAME: Jelly
SPECIES: weird human?
GENDER: Male
AGE:???
HEIGHT: 5'11
APPEARANCE: purple clothes and a disco style bling shaped like toast
ALLIANCE: Toasters of CAA
EXTRA INFO: Under Lady Afrit's comand
PERSONALITY: Random
WEAPONS: Jelly......stuff.......

[silver_wolf454]

NAME: Butter
SPECIES: Weird human
GENDER: Female
AGE: ???
HEIGHT: 5'6
APPEARANCE: Yellow clothes and the same bling as Jelly
ALLIANCE: Toasters of CAA
EXTRA INFO:Under Lady Afrit's command
PERSONALITY: Crazy
Weapon: A realy big and sharp butter knife

[Peanut]

Oh yeh. You made clones of yourself >.<.

I know of Temuoplis' history and stuff and Q, but not a lot of the brick and Puritan as a cereal bowl. Does this involve Puritan oats?

The brick was used to smash Temulin's face in order to declare war against Temuopolis way back during the first revolution. The cereal bowl/Puritan instant was when Temulin transformed Puritan into a cereal bowl...I forget why to tell you the truth but I know she did it...and yes, I do have clones of myself which is also something from the earlier Goof Off wars...so is Moley and the Ninja Monkies come to think of it...

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="Palatino Linotype"]I...know some of the history of it.

Non. Je ne vous aime pas, Dark Elf-san. (Hah, take that!)

[color="LightBlue"]Hichigo:[/color] That was lame Queen. T_T[/font]

[Kaligraphic]

NAME: Lord Kalvin
SPECIES: Space Vampire
GENDER: Male
AGE: Looks like late 20s, really much older
HEIGHT: Around 6'
APPEARANCE: Short black hair, a handlebar moustache, and an 1850s-style suit.
ALLIANCE: Undead
EXTRA INFO: Lord Kalvin is a perennial fan favourite. He has sent himself (there are lots of him, because he's an immortal space vampire with many bodies) into this conflict with one goal - to keep things silly. He created the Corrupted Wish Thread and made Peanut an undead, so he's also keeping an eye on his... son. Having destroyed Temuoplis more than once, Lord Kalvin finds the whole thing rather amusing, and is joining Peanut in making mayhem available to all sides for a sufficient fee. He is currently offering cheap knockoffs of the Death Note.
PERSONALITY: Strange
WEAPONS: Great and terrible space vampire powers, the ability to make things into death(or other) notes
RANK: Emperor of the Obsidian Empire.

Yes, folks, we've got Cheap Knockoff Notes of all types! From the Foot Note to the Portal Note to the ultimate counter to the Death Note - the Cake Note! Just remember - you pays your money, you takes your chance.

[~darkelfgirl~]

I...know some of the history of it.

Non. Je ne vous aime pas, Dark Elf-san. (Hah, take that!)

Hichigo: That was lame Queen. T_T

Oh, really?

Je ne vous aime pas, aussi! Le Pains Grilles sont stupids! Je vais manger Le Pains Grilles pour mon diner! (Don't know how to make a circumflex)
Le Pains Grilles de CAA vont tombe! Muahaha. Tu comprends? D'accord.

Translation:

I do not like you either! The Toasts are stupid! I am going to eat the toasts for my dinner. The TOCAA are going to fall! Muahaha. You understand? Ok.

[Kaligraphic]

âêîôû

[~darkelfgirl~]

Yeh, but how do I actually type it in?

[Kaligraphic]

Add the US-International keyboard layout as a secondary keyboard.

[USSRGirl]

XDDD *Temulin is currently in a comatosed state from the hillarity of this RPG* I would send the DESPO after you for that, Darkelf, except that you added four inches to my height so you may live. For now. >.O

Ah yes, the legendary brick that sparked the uprising which would forever lead to a legacy of civil unrest and revolution after revolution. I once held a despotic hold over the Goof Off unopposed until I was betrayed by a certain someone whose name shall be blotted out of known existence (well... if Pascal wasn't playing as him... or not playing as him. o.O)

Jelly has a nobody! Bwahahahaha!