Post your favorite TV or Movie lines

[mssthang_1]

emperor's new groove
"whoa, no touchie, noooo touchie, no touch."-kuzco
batman begins
"all those push-ups and you can't even lift a bloody log"-alfred
toy story
"hey, i'm woody, howdy, howdy, howdy."-shark *wearing woody's hat*
"aha...aahaha, give me that!"-woody *taking back hat*

[Shao Feng-Li]

That's because "Laugh it up, Fuzzball! (Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back)" is a much more awesome line. XD Along with, "Why you half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!" "Who's scruffy-looking? (Princess Leia and Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back)"

You just made my day XD

[Kkun]

Video Store Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good…are either one of these any good?
Randal: What?
Video Store Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal: I don't watch movies.
Video Store Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Video Store Customer: You mean you've haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal: Nope.
[The customer turns around, then holds up the same two movies.]
Video Store Customer: Well, what about these two?
Randal: Oh, they suck.
Video Store Customer: These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal: No, I wasn't.
Video Store Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate…
Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Video Store Customer: I beg your pardon?
Randal: Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.
Video Store Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!
Randal: And, I hope it feels good.
Video Store Customer: You hope what feels good?
Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Video Store Customer: Well, this is the last time I rent here!
Randal: You'll be missed.
Video Store Customer: Forget you!
Randal: Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
-Clerks

[GrubbTheFragger]

From 24

can't think of the dudes name so he will be dude A:I've read your resume Jack
Jack: Oh you have *get equipment ready*
Dude A: What are you going to do!
Jack: I thought you read my resume

Thats probably not completly right but you get the idea

[mitsuki lover]

Stargate SG1:

'1969'

Michael:"We're headed to a concert in upstate New York."

earlier:

Air Force officer:"What is your name?"
Jack:"I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."

Later:
Jack:"Ok,I confess my name isn't really Kirk,it's Luke Skywalker."

When they get home finally:
General Hammond(to Jack):"Oh by the way with interest that means you owe me
$523.15"(Ok so I can't recall the exact amount)

From the one where Jack and Tea'lc expeierence ground hog day syndrome:

General Hammond(off screen):"Colonel O'Neill what are you doing?"
Jack:"Did you have to say that in the middle of my down swing?"

Jack hands Hammond piece of paper.
General Hammond:"What's this for?"
Jack:"It's my resignation so I can do this(kisses Sam)."

Daniel(at the end):"I haven't seen someone enjoy oatmeal so much before."

[mitsuki lover]

from Ella Enchanted:

Sir Edgar after putting on the wrong crown:"Oops!"

girl bully to Ella aged around 10:"Bite Me!"(Ella bites her)

Hattie to Olive(as Olive tries to pinch something from the castle):"Don't do that
because from now on when you steal from the castle you're stealing from me!"

Ella to herself:"You don't have to obey any more!"

[mitsuki lover]

Stargate Atlantis episode 'McKay And Mrs. Miller':

Carter:"Your name is MEREDITH?!"

[rocklobster]

Cats and Dogs
The dogs are trying to defuse a bomb
Pete: "Cut the red wire."
Butch: "We're dogs! We're color-blind!"

[Myoti]

Die Hard -
"Yippy kay aye, [you know the rest...]."

Incredibles -
"I don't believe it! You got me MONOLOUGING!"

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith -
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!!"

[mitsuki lover]

Sorry I know I probably posted this one before but I have to say it's one of the greatest lines in all of Trek history so it bears repeating:
Q(after Sisko punches him):"You hit me!Picard never hit me!"
Sisko:"I'm NOT Picard!"

[rocklobster]

"Step off, man! Because I am about to go Pompeii on your butt!"--Mr. Furious, Mystery Men

[Destroyer2000]

Hm...let's see...

*Guy falls out of a building three stories onto a taxi*
"****. He's not gonna be in Rush Hour 3..."

J: "You guys ever sleep around here?"
Zed: "The twins keep us on Centaurian time. It's a 37 hour day. You'll get used to it. Or have a psychotic episode."
MIB

[mitsuki lover]

"The difference between us and our friends over there is to them these are just places on a map,to us there where we were born and bred,where we married,went to church and raised our children.."
General Lee Gods And Generals (on the differences between the Confederate and
Yankee armies before Fredericksburg...ok probably got the exact qoute wrong but the senitment is there)