Post your favorite TV or Movie lines

[Sai]

"So be good for goodness sake, OOwoaho."-ghostbusters

[mitsuki lover]

Clint Eastwood in Pale Rider:

"Don't Play With Matches!"

"Nothing's more reliable than a good chunk of hickory."

"Thanks for the drink."

[rocklobster]

"So be good for goodness sake, OOwoaho."-ghostbusters

Oh, man, I totally forgot that one!

[soul alive]

I have a lot

Princess Bride:
-"Mehwidge. Mehwidge is wut bwings us togedder today... Mehwidge, dat bwessed awwangement, dat dweam wiff-in a dweam. ... And wuv, twoo wuv. ... So tweashure your wuv." - Impressive Clergyman (if you don't get it, read it aloud)

-"Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (probably the most famous line from this movie). - Inigo Montoya

Zoolander:
-"Hello?!? Earth to Matilda! It was a day spa! ... D A...I...Y.....E. Day spa." - Derek Zoolander

Election: (even though I didn't like the movie, I loved this set of lines)
-"Eat me!" - student
-"Eat me RAW!" - another student

Fievel Goes West:
-"It's a spi! It's a spee! It's a spi-de-di-de-di! It's an arachneid! AAAhhHH!" - Tiger

-"Let this sleepin' dog lie, son. Dog-gone it, I'm dog tired. I'm tired of leading the dog's life and fightin' likes cats and dogs against cats and dogs, a young pup's doggin' my trail tryin' to become top dog. I'm going to the dogs in a dog eat dog world, son. I... I'm so far over the hill... I'm on the bottom of the other side." - Wylie Burp (Jimmy Stewart's last movie role)

-"I'm lost and all alone. In a million acre catbox!"-Tiger

-"Who?"-owl (as mirage Miss Kitty)
-"Tiger! It's me! Your darling baby buggy bumper boo!"-Tiger

Ghostbusters:
-"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"-Louis

GhostbustersII:
-"Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!" -Peter

Egon: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
Peter Venkman: 105 years old, he hung in there, didn't he?
Ray: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.
Peter Venkman: Ouch.
Winston: Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?
Egon: No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy.
Peter Venkman: Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?
Ray: And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died, his last words were "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back."

MacGyver
-opening lines of an episode: "... and I smelled like a monkey cage and felt like a fried steak" -MacGyver

[rocklobster]

Toy Story:
"That wasn't flying! That was falling with style!"--Woody

[mitsuki lover]

from M*A*S*H:
Charles:"How would you feel if your sister married a swarthy looking person?"
Klinger:"For your information my sister DID marry a swarthy looking person,has did MY mother and the FUTURE Mrs. Max Klinger!"

[Radical Dreamer]

Princess Bride:
-"Mehwidge. Mehwidge is wut bwings us togedder today... Mehwidge, dat bwessed awwangement, dat dweam wiff-in a dweam. ... And wuv, twoo wuv. ... So tweashure your wuv." - Impressive Clergyman (if you don't get it, read it aloud)

That's one of my most favorite scenes in that movie!

[soul alive]

XD Mine too, and I can do a pretty good impersonation of his voice.

[Gypsy]

"I got beer." - Jo from Facts of Life.

[Tancos]

"Go! And never darken my towels again."

--Groucho Marx, Duck Soup

[mitsuki lover]

Captain Jack:"Ladies your ratings just went up!"
(after the robots dematerliaze his clothes on yesterday's Dr.Who ep.)

[jon0]

Ghost bustersI

Peter: "and the flowers are still standing!"
Peter: "what did you do ray!"

[Maledicte]

"These go to 11". ~This is Spinal Tap

[Evangelion]

Home Movies
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Brendon (trying to scare McGuirk away from dating his mom while hugging him): I think I love you.
McGuirk: I swear to God I'm gonna come down on you hard on Monday. It's gonna be like a freakin' hurricane.

Coach McGuirk (delirious and eating leaves in the forest): I hope these leaves aren't poisonous...they taste like poison. Brendon, eat these leaves, they're poisonous!

McGuirk (explaining love to Brendon): Women are a complicated bunch.
Brendon: Yeah?
McGuirk: Let me give you an analogy...
Brendon: Oh.
McGuirk: ...They're like grapes.
Brendon: Right.
McGuirk: That's all I got.

Brendon (after Eugene "spikes" McGuirks water): How's it going?
McGuirk: Well I just drank pee. How's it going with you?

McGuirk (in anger management class): You know Dr. Fizzel, I'm gonna be honest with you right now. You know, brutally honest. You suck at this. All you do is make people angry. Like every time I listen to your droning voice, I get angry. And then you tell me "that's my problem." But I tell you, I think it's you. I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say I'm mad because I'm just a mad person, that I'm an angry person. But that's not it. It's you.
Fizzel: Tell me --
McGuirk: No you're not gonna suck me in with that!

McGuirk (in anger management class): Well I'm not really an angry person, you know. I just, you know, hate people. And I hate my job.
Fizzel: Good, accept it.
McGuirk: And I hate my mother.

McGuirk (waiting in the 12-items-or-less line at the store): ...19-20-21. Oh my God, 22! (to the cashier) Lady, do you believe this guy? 22! It says no more than 12, but this fish head's got 22! ...Alright breathe, relax, now breathe again... (the guy gets more items) Oh now what!? Come on pal, it says 12 items or less. 12 or less!
Guy: Oh good, you can read!
McGuirk: Yeah, apparently you can't!
Guy: Hey, why don't you shut your pipe before my foot clogs it?
McGuirk: (pokes the guy in the face with a toilet brush) Is that a threat or a poem?

[mitsuki lover]

Hannibal on every episode of The A-Team:"I love it when a plan comes together."
B.A. also on just about every ep. of the A-Team:"He's(Hannibal's)into The Jazz."

[Animus Seed]

"Bring me that horizon." --Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean

"Ted, you forgot to wind your watch again. And after you reminded yourself not to, too."
"Then I better remind myself so I don't forget again--" (to other Ted from the past) "TED! DON'T FORGET TO WIND YOUR WATCH!"--Bill Preston and Ted Logan, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

[Sai]

"Unless you have a rudder and sails hidden in that bodice.. highly unlikely."- Captain Jack Sparrow

[Roy Mustang]

Futurama quote, because Zapp Brannigan is the man on that show.


Kif Kroker: Captain, may I have a word with you?
Captain Zapp Brannigan: No.
Kif Kroker: It's an emergency, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Come back when it's a catastrophe.
[a huge rumbling is heard]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, very well.


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[Linksquest]

The Forgotten:

A Friendly Man: There are worse things than forgetting.
Telly Paretta: No, there aren't.

[Yojimbo]

Well I've been on a Clint Eastwood binge lately.

You see, in this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
-The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

That's all very cozy but I don't find you men all that appealin'.
-Fistful of Dollars

.44 Magnum quote from Dirty Harry, of course everybody knows it

Well what'd you want me to do? Yell "trick or treat" at them?
-The Enforcer

Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot.
-Magnum Force

[IfIWereAnAsian]

All the lines from Robin Hood Men in Tights~ haha;

And a more recent one: (from X-men 3)
"Not everyone heals as fast as you do Logan." -- Scot

[mitsuki lover]

"Who says I'm Stupid?"Agarn in nearly every ep. of F Troop.

[The Last Bard]

One of my favorites is my sig.

[suribachi]

We got ourselves a moron. (Scent of a Woman)
Go ahead make my day. (Dirty Harry)
You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark. (Quint from Jaws)
You're gonna need a bigger boat.(Brody from Jaws)
The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. (Galadriel)

[rocklobster]

Lion King:
Mufasa: "What am I going to do about [Scar]?"
Zazu: "He'd make a handsome throw rug, sire."
Mufasa: "Zazu!"
Zazu: "And just think: whenever he gets dirty, you can take him out and beat him."

Poomba (singing): "And I got downhearted/Everytime that I..."
Timon: "Hey Poomba! Not in front of the kids!"

[mitsuki lover]

Clarence:"When a bell rings that means another angel has gotten their wings."
It's A Wonderful Life

[Animus Seed]

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsssssssssssss!"
--Grrr (sic?), Invader Zim

[Radical Dreamer]

Some lines from Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Because even if that movie is super hyped-up right now, it remains one of my all time favorites. XD

"You see me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest...honestly...It's the honest ones you have to watch out for. Because you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."
-Captain Jack Sparrow

"So what will it be then, Jack? Are we to be two immortals, locked in an epic battle until Judgement Day, and the trumpets sound...Hm?"

"Or you could surrender."

- Barbossa and Jack (respectively)

[Shao Feng-Li]

I didn't see a single "Luke, I am your father!" XD

[Radical Dreamer]

I didn't see a single "Luke, I am your father!" XD

That's because "Laugh it up, Fuzzball! (Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back)" is a much more awesome line. XD Along with, "Why you half-witted...scruffy-looking...nerf-herder!" "Who's scruffy-looking? (Princess Leia and Han Solo, The Empire Strikes Back)"