Chrono Trigger is the worst piece of crap I have ever played!

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:52 pm

Just kidding. Made you look.

Postby **ShiroiHikari** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 7:57 pm

That...was not nice. I was afraid I'd have to belt you upside the head. Really hard. o_O; :lol:

Postby **Elric_kun** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:32 pm

Postby **inkhana** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:38 pm

Ha ha! I knew it was a gag thread. Surely you knew you would die if you were serious...bwa ha ha... :evil:

Postby **Link Antilles** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:57 pm

You most definitely caught my attention for a sec. Saying that seriously is suicide.

Postby **Debitt** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 8:59 pm

Wow, you had me concerned for a moment, there!

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:47 pm

Blasphemy!
....what? oh...

[heavy exale]

Don't scare me like that.

Postby **Locke** » Sun Feb 08, 2004 9:54 pm

* eye twitches*

reverse reverse psycoligy , nice

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 5:42 am

Shame that by hovering over the link you can see what's inside. You should have filled the first four or five lines with random ranting so that people couldn't take advantage of that.

But, um, now that the joke is over, what are we going to do with this thread? Let's not just randomly goof off...

Postby **Azier the Swordsman** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:34 am

lol

I would never seriously put down the game that got me into RPG's in the first place.

Postby **LorentzForce** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:37 am

and i would never let down a game i finished in all possible variations of its endings, let alone enjoy it.

darn it, made me look.

Postby **TheMelodyMaker** » Mon Feb 09, 2004 10:53 pm

Has anyone played the PS version of the game? It's got all kinds of extra stuff in it that the Super NES version didn't have. (The extra music being my favorite part, of course.) By seeing all twelve endings, you can unlock everything.

Postby **LorentzForce** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:15 am

there are twelve endings? or just the PS version?

if it's true on the SNES version, then it's time for me to duck back in again to figure out what more kinds of other endings i can pull out...

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 5:13 am

Many of those 12 are variations on the ordinary ending, where certain characters aren't there, or the cat doesn't jump into the portal, etc. Myself, I played the game through twice: once to beat it, then once to get all the endings. Save Game + is such a cool option.

First Boss: None of you will leave this place alive!
*Chrono does 1048 damage*
*We leave this place alive*

Postby **Bobtheduck** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:00 pm

They try to trick you by eliminating all of the armor and weapons that you have EQUIPED so I remember to wear only basic armor and weapons (I.E. what the characters CAME with.)

At least ONE of the big ending quests is very hard... Making sure that the relationship between Marle and her dad is fixed... Very hard to do. You have to get some item and I didn't get it, I think...

Postby **CobaltAngel** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:48 pm

Dude, Luke-kun would have just killed you... killed you... lol

Postby **MasterDias** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:54 pm

Some of the endings were amusing.

Anyone else remember the one where Crono and all the other humans were replaced by those reptillian things?

Postby **Bobtheduck** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:42 pm

Yeah... I know that one. Also, in Chrono Cross, there's a similar ending (with the demi-humans instead of the reptites). The best endings of both games are the programmer's endings... To do that, you have to beat the final boss before completing any other bosses in a new game +.

Man... I loved Chrono Cross... I don't know why people gave it such bad reviews... Great battling, great strategy, great story, all the stuff you had to figure out... Ah... That's it. Chrono Trigger's story was much more straightforward. It's the same with MGS and MGS2... MGS was very straightforward and was rediculously popular. MGS2 was more open to interpretation, and it really got hurt (though still doing well) People didn't like the fact that CC took a little more thought to figure out that CT... At least, that's what I'm guessing.

Postby **uc pseudonym** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:31 am

The programmer's ending was pretty good, and probably actually my personal favorite ending. Some of them said some moderately humorous things. I especially liked... "3... 2... 1... RESTART!"

On a side note, I didn't get my equipped items eliminated, they were just stuck at the bottom of my inventory...

Postby **Zilch** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:22 pm

I laughed my head off at the programmers ending.

Chris, if you pull off a stunt like that again, I swear I will send every troll this side of Hollywood after you!

Chrono Trigger is the worst piece of crap I have ever played!

Chrono Trigger is the worst piece of crap I have ever played!

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