Did you hear about the blond coyote?
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Did you hear about the blond coyote?
...It gnawed off three legs and was still stuck in the bear trap.
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Welcome to the Loony Bin, Agent Anderson. Where are you from, and what anime do you like, and you happen to know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is?
Nice Newton quote, BTW.
Nice Newton quote, BTW.
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bigsleepj - Posts: 3432
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How can liking Maths and being a Christian be compatible? That's just so wrong. Joking aside, welcome to the CAA. I guess you enjoy The Matrix quite a bit, eh? And for the record I don't like Maths. (Ha ha)
God Bless!
God Bless!
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ahh! He likes math! RUN!....just kidding ^^;;
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Welcome fellow christian. Hope you have a great stay =)
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Welcome to CAA, Agent Anderson! Feel free to post in the bump thread in the goof off section if you like! Math is cool!
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TallHobbit86 - Posts: 507
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bigsleepj wrote:Welcome to the Loony Bin.
Yes, everything's a dollar here! *cough* Couldn't resist using my old Canadian joke^^ Anyhow, welcome to the forums^^
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Tenshi no Ai - Posts: 4789
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bigsleepj wrote:...do you happen to know what the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow is?
An African swallow, or an English one?
Anyways, welcome to CAA, Agent Anderson (almost typed "Mr. Anderson." XD)! Have lots of fun here, and post a lot!
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Welcome to CAA! And don't worry, I'm a math person, too. Sometimes. <.< >.>
Anyway, have fun! XD
Anyway, have fun! XD
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Here today and gone tomorrow
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I am Yours, I am Yours" - Casting Crowns ("Who Am I")
"I am a flower quickly fading
Here today and gone tomorrow
A wave tossed in the ocean
A vapor in the wind
Still You hear me when I'm calling
Lord, You catch me when I'm falling
And You've told me who I am
I am Yours, I am Yours" - Casting Crowns ("Who Am I")
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Pan Chan wrote:Uhh.... I don't get the joke....
Anyways!
::Tackle hugs Mike::
Hello!
How are you this most wonderful day?
It's sort of a parody of a dumb-blonde joke, but it's a coyote, instead. XD Since many animals will chew their foot off when they're caught in a bear trap, this blonde coyote chewed off all the feet BUT the one that was trapped. XD
Well, I thought it was funny.
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Welcome to Agent Anderson, CAA... I mean... Welcome to CAA, Agent Anderson!
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I give props to these ANIMEs/MANGAs: GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES, AZUMANGA DAIOH, MONSTER, SAILOR MOON SERIES, AKAGE NO ANNE, BOTTLE FAIRY, MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO, HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE, PARANOIA AGENT, YAKITATE!! JAPAN, UTAWARERUMONO, KANON, FULL MOON WO SAGASHITE, & YOTSUBA&!
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Welcome Agent Anderson. I too am a maths person (I prefer the plural form of math).
Some maths jokes:
Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school...
Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero.
Q: Why?
A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
Some maths jokes:
Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
A: The div school is right next to the grad school...
Q: What is the value of the contour integral around Western Europe?
A: Zero.
Q: Why?
A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!
One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
Everywhere like such as, and MOES.
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"Expect great things from God; attempt great things for God." - William Carey
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Warrior4Christ wrote:One day, Jesus said to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9."
A man who had just joined the disciples looked very confused and asked Peter: "What, on Earth, does he mean by that?"
Peter replied: "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."
Hahaha, that's good!
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