Post your favorite TV or Movie lines

[Yahshua]

Taken from the anime forum post your favorite TV or Movie lines.

[MomoAdachi]

Movies:
Flower Drum Song:
Master Wong(sp): For five years I've sent you to that citizenship school and all you have learned is this is not China!

Master Wong(sp): Why aren't you in school?
Wong San(sp): It's Saturday.
Master Wong: Always some excuse!

Who Framed Roger Rabbit:
Dolores: Is he always this funny or just on days he's wanted for murder?

Jessica Rabbit: I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

The Princess Diaries:
Joe: This is between a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?

Mia: You know most kids hope for a car for their sixteenth birthday, not a country!

[mitsuki lover]

Every Trekkers Favorite Line From The Next Generation:

"Shut up Wesley!"
said by both Dr. Crusher and Captain Picard in the same ep.

[rocklobster]

From the Terminator:
"Come with me if you want to live."

[Tarnish]

"It's an entirely different kind of flying."
-Airplane!

Well...those who have seen it get it...

[the_lizardqueen]

Taken entirely from Lost:

Charlie: They'll find us. They have satellites in space that can take pictures of your license plate.
Sayid: If only we were all wearing license plates.

Hurley: Dude, you've got some Artz on you.

Hurley: Fat guy hoarding the food? Is that what you think?
Charlie: No! It's just we've been here for two weeks, you know, and you've not really...
Hurley: Slimmed down much?
Charlie: All I need is a bag of peanuts.
Hurley: I have no food, all right? And for the record, I'm down a notch on my belt. I'm a big guy. It's gonna be a while before you're gonna wanna give me a piggy-back ride, okay?

Hurley: "You're gonna have to pee on my foot, man. It'll stop the venom. I saw it on TV. Just do it! Ow! No, just pee on it, man! You need to pee... Pee on it! Pee on my foot! I'll lose... Just do it, I'll lose my foot if you don't! Just pee, PEE ON IT!

[Hurley attempting to censor the conversation for the sake of Walt]
Hurley: So... I was just looking inside the fuselage, it's pretty grim in there. Do you think we should do something about the uh,
[looks at Walt]
Hurley: B-O-D-Y-S?
Michael: What are you spelling, man? Bodies?
Walt: B-O-D-I-E-S.

Jack: I think I'm going crazy.
Locke: Oh, you're not going crazy.
Jack: No?
Locke: No, crazy people don't know they're going crazy, they think they're getting saner.

Boone: [to Locke] John? You been using that wacky paste stuff that made me think my sister got eaten?

Ana-Lucia Cortez: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

*isn't obsessed, no really*

[Radical Dreamer]

TV--

Lost

"He just...exploded...in front of us."

"Dude, you've got some...Artz...on you..."
-Hurley

Movies:

The Princess Bride

"We'll never survive [the Fire Swamp]!"

"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has!"
-Buttercup and Wesley

"Vizzini, he can...fuss."

"He really likes to scream...at us."

"I think Vizzini means no...harm."

"He's really running short on...charm!"

"Fezzik, you are good at rhyme."

"Yes, yes, some of the time."

"Fezzik! Are there rocks ahead?"

"If there are, we'll all be dead!"

"Stop that rhyming now, I mean it!"

"Does anybody want a peanut?"
-Inigo, Fezzik, and Vizzini

"He's gaining on us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?"
-Inigo

"Did I make it clear that your JOB is at stake?!"
- Vizzini to Fezzik

"Ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?"

"Yes."

"Morons."
-Vizzini and Wesley

"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."

"Wait till I get going!"
-Wesley and Vizzini

Ok. That's all for now, really. XD

The Princess Diaries:
Joe: This is between a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?

I love that movie; that's a great line. XD

[rocklobster]

Spaceballs:
"You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it."

[mitsuki lover]

Princess Bride:
Weasley:"I am not left handed!"
which led to the following from Star Trek:The Next Generation:
Picard:"I am not from around here!"
Which reminds me of one of the great all time Trek lines:
B'Elanna(Voyager):"Get the cheese to Sick Bay..Stat!"
Dr.Who:
Romana:"You mean they nailed him to the wall with Good Vibrations?"
Tegan:"I'm just a mouth on legs."
Tegan:"My nem...my name is Tegan Jovanka."
Fourth Doctor(on Romana's departure):"You were the noblest Romana of them all!"
Brigadier:"Chap with wings..Five Rounds Rapid!"
Ninth Doctor:"Having lived for over 900 years I can assure you that at least once in my life I actually danced!"

[MomoAdachi]

Here's more:
Flower Drum Song:
Mei Lei: Oh, I like American cooking!
Sammy Fong: American? That's the best Chinese food in San Francisco!

Mei Lei: Such a wonderful town, San Francisco, it's named after a saint, must be a very holy place!

Master Wong: I have a feeling he's been disrespectful, but I'm not sure.

The Little Mermaid:
Sebastian: Teenagers...you give them an inch, they swim all over you.

Sweet Valley High:
Jessica: As twins, we've got to stick together. After all, we do share the same D.O.A.

Alice In Wonderland:
March Hare: Be careful...she's stark raving mad!

[GrubbTheFragger]

Lost

"He just...exploded...in front of us."

"Dude, you've got some...Artz...on you..."
-Hurley

Haha i remember that that was funny in a morbid way.

MOVIE:

Monty python and the holy grail

Run away !!

Its just a little scratch

come back here and i'll bite you knee caps

Its just a rabbit

[Radical Dreamer]

XDD Speaking of Monty Python and the Holy Grail....

[after cutting off his opponent's arms, as his opponent still tries to fight him]
"Oh, what are you going to do, bleed on me?"
-King Arthur

[MomoAdachi]

I thought of some more:
Jem:
Pizzazz: Hey Eric, we're turning into frozen dinners!

Rio: Do you want knew stage lights or do you just want to use the old boring ones?
Jerrica: I'm afraid there's no money for new stage lights.
Rio: OK, tightwad, the old boring ones it is.

She-Ra:
She-Ra: This place could win first prize in an ugly contest.

[gungrave]

(after having a tongue stuck out at him... twice)
"I saw that.... I see everything...*monatone voice*" Tommy Lee Jones -
Man Of The House

[mitsuki lover]

Groucho:"Now here we will put the viaduct.."
Chico(interrupts):"Why a duck?"
Groucho:"Not why a duct?Viaduct."
Chico:"Why a duck?"
Groucho:"Don't ask me why a duck."

[Bobtheduck]

Clem "Too many men think that I'm a concept, or that I complete them. I'm not a concept, I'm just a ****** up girl looking for my own piece of mind. Don't assign me yours"

Joel "I had that whole speech of yours memorized."

Clem "I had you pegged, didn't I?"

Joel "You had the whole human race pegged

That is a good one, for sure... One of my favorite moments in any movie.

[rocklobster]

From the Tim Burton Batman movies:
The Joker: "You threw me in that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over. And don't think that I didn't try."
and of course...
The Joker: "You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"
Bruce Wayne: "My life is really...complex"
Alexander Knox (the reporter trying to figure out if Batman is real): "Lieutenant is there a 6-foot bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so, what's he pulling down, after taxes?"
Batman Forever:
**The Penguin shows Max an umbrella with a whirlpool design.**
Max: "Is that supposed to hypnotize me?"
Penguin: "No, just give you a splitting headache."
Max: "It's not working."
**Catwoman gets knocked into a dumptruck filled with kitty litter.**
Catwoman: "Kitty Litter."

[Sai]

Ummmmm

Big Trouble In Little China
Jack Burton:If we arent back by tomorrow, call the president.

Twilight Zone: I forget the name of the Episode
Anothony:You be dead Gopher, you be dead.
Weird man: That's mighty good you killed that there gopher.

Invader Zim
Zim: you can't take my ship its mine!
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Gir:Say moosey fate.
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Shongie/noogums: Eat his feet off.
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Lemony Snicket's a series of unfortunate events
Olaf:Roast Beef. Its the swedish term for beef that is roasted.
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That is all I can think of right now.

[Linksquest]

TV--

Lost

"He just...exploded...in front of us."

"Dude, you've got some...Artz...on you..."
-Hurley

hahah *Linksquest remembers that* I love those quotes as well!

[Raiden no Kishi]

"Here's the thing . . ." ~ Adrian Monk [Tony Shalhoub], Monk

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" ~ Adam Savage, MythBusters

.rai//

[the_lizardqueen]

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!" ~ Adam Savage, MythBusters

EEP! How could I miss that one!?

Definitely a classic, heck, I've used it in everyday conversation

[rocklobster]

Back to the Future:
Part I:
"When this baby hits 88 mph, you'll see some serious "--Dr. Brown
"My name is Darth Vader. I am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan."--Marty Mcfly
Part II:
After Marty shows a kid how to play Wild Gunman
"You mean you have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy!"
Part III:
"What's your name?"
"Clint Eastwood."
"What kind of stupid name is that?"

[Bobtheduck]

It's not so much a movie line as it is a play line, but

If baby bird fall and clack head on glound and get eaten by cat, then it need do better next time

Hehehe...

[the_lizardqueen]

"I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

-From the American version to 'The Office'

[agasfas]

"Run Forrest Run!"
-Forrest Gump

"Are those shoes comfortable? I bet you could walk all day in shoes like those..."
-Forrest Gump

"Lt. Dan ice cream. Lt. Dan.... ICE CREAM...."
-Forrest Gump

"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. "
-Forrest Gump (BUBBA)


Why I picked all forrest gump quotes... not too sure... ^_^

[Mega.EXE]

I'll kill anyone you want for 500 dollars a month, but I'd gladly kill you for free (the Last Samurai)

Remember if you ride with them you will be my enemy. I'll look for you on the feild (the Last Samurai)

[Mithrandir]

"Clint Eastwood."
"What kind of stupid name is that?"

Along those lines...
Cowboy: What's your name?
Jackie Chan: My name is Chong Wang
Cowboy: John Wayne? What kinda dumb cowboy name is that?

[KhakiBlueSocks]

Every Trekkers Favorite Line From The Next Generation:

"Shut up Wesley!"
said by both Dr. Crusher and Captain Picard in the same ep.

:lol: Yep. I love that line!


All Time favorite line from ANY Trek movie:

"I shall leave you as you left ME...as you left HER...Marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet...Buried alive...buried alive..."

Say it with me everyone...

"KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

-Admiral James T Kirk and Khan
Star Trek II: The WRATH of Khan

[mitsuki lover]

Clint Eastwood in Fistful of Dollars:

"Tell him(the undertaker)to prepare 3 coffins,I plan to kill them all."
later:
"My mistake make that 4 coffins."

"It's been my expierence that the dead can come in mighty handy at times."

"You told me that when a man with a .45 outshoots a man with a rifle the man
with the .45 is dead,well now's your chance to prove your point...Go ahead and
pick up that rifle and shoot."

[rocklobster]

From Ghostbusters:
"Egon, your mucus"--Peter, after handing Egon a jar of ectoplasm.
"I've quit better jobs than this."--Janice, after Peter tells her to type something.
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ! "--Ray, after they defeat Slimer in the hotel.
"...dogs and cats living together--mass hysteria!"--Ray, explaining what Gozer the Gozerian intends to do to New York City
and my favorite line in the whole movie:
"Are you a god?"--Gozer
"Uh...no."--Ray
"Then...DIE!" (zaps them like Emperor Palpatine)
"Ray, the next time someone asks if you're a god, say YES!"--Winston