Worst movie line you've ever heard

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Postby Kanerou » Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:53 am

What's-her-face's (Annie's?) speech at the end of The Bachelor, or, should I say, the reaction to it. That was so unrealistic, and it killed the movie for me.

[Spoiler] Would've been much funnier if the crowd had erupted violently, and they'd've had to run for their lives at the end, in my opinion [/Spoiler]

However, Jimmie's grandfather's speech on marriage was beautiful... On another note, Obi-Wan got pretty annoying in Espiode III, too.

*Greivous says something about how Obi-Wan's going to die (or the like)*
Obi-Wan: "Oh, I don't think so."

He had some other gems, too. But yeah, Natalie Portman... Oi. This may be a little harsh, but might her delivery of any line in that movie make it bad? And I actually liked Hayden better in this one than I did in Episode II, though yeah, Darth Vader yelling, "NOOOOOOOO!" was pretty strange.
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Postby soul alive » Wed Mar 01, 2006 10:50 am

Titanic had a couple of my least favorite lines ever:

Jack: "I'm king of the world!!!"

Rose: "Jack! I'm flying!"

Zoolander has some pretty bad ones. I'll give it that Derek is supposed to be incredibly dumb, but still. Some are pushing it.

Derek (in a commercial): "Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty."
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James Bond has some pretty bad corny lines. GoldenEye for example, the Boris character... arg. And Bond's line when the bad-guy woman dies... "She always liked a good squeeze."

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Postby truthgone12 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:34 am

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Postby Fionn Fael » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:11 pm

I'll never forget this terrible line that I heard from an As Told By Ginger tv movie that I watched when I was 10:
"And if it's not there... it could be anywhere." It was terrible because it was supposed to be serious. Blech. Why I liked that show, I have no clue.

Another that's not as bad is something that from the dub of Akira: "NO!" *long pause* "That's not what I meant!" It just sounded really weird and funny.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:16 pm

Scribs wrote:Although Anikin has been nominated more than any other character noone has posted my favourite 2 worst anakin lines:

I killed them. I killed them all. Even the women and children. *sips on blue milk* - episode 2

This is the happyest day of my life - episode 3

The thing that makes these so horrible it that they are performed in the exact same tone of voice. Oh how broad his acting tallent is.



LMAO blue milk. XDDDDD
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Postby MPX42 » Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:26 am

Okay,something FINALLY topped my list.

"Even if we don't die,I would rather die!"

That was from a certain Fairy Oddparents episode......
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Postby gungrave » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:04 pm

The worst Line? I got worst LINESSSSSS

Anything Hayden Christianson(Darth Vader XD) said
You find that you have a weapon, an instrument that
will give you power over the wind and sea.
In one word, you can stop time. It is a weapon
so powerful that even God will bow
down to you and all his angels fall at your feet.
What would you do with it?


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Postby Kanerou » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:44 am

MPX42 wrote:Okay,something FINALLY topped my list.

"Even if we don't die, I would rather die!"

That was from a certain Fairy Oddparents episode......


I find that amusing, personally. But that's me.
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Postby MorwenLaicoriel » Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:30 am

truthgone12 wrote:Padme: Anny you're breaking my heart.


Aw, I liked that scene. I thought it was touching...XD

Anyway, probably some of the worst I've seen were in the Scooby-Doo movie.

Like when Fred is in what's-her-name's body--"Hey...I can see myself naked...!" Come on, was that really needed in a kids movie?
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Postby rocklobster » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:49 am

I've watched ep 2 of Star Wars again, and it's given me a new bad line:
"To see her again is...intoxicating."
Why would anyone use that word to describe a girl?
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Postby Warrior4Christ » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:40 am

'Intoxicating' is used to describe a girl in "Dance, Dance, Christa Päffgen" by Anberlin.

I think it is valid.
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Postby Stephen » Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:44 am

You guys all trash talk on the new Star Wars. You want bad movie lines? I have 2 words. Uwe Boll.
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Postby Destroyer2000 » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:36 am

Not a movie, but a game....and a scene from one. In Duke Nukem 64, you opened the door on the bathroom stall and the alien was sitting there with a big grin on his face...so hilarious.

I second teh, "All your base are belong to us," and, "They set us up the bomb!"
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