After 1500 posts, I figure it's about time...

[Ingemar]

...for you to pepper me with questions.

[Jaltus-bot]

ok, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

What is the air speed velocity of a european coconut laden pidgin?

If you were a brick of cheese, what kind would you be and why?

[bigsleepj]

What is your favourite book of the Bible?

What is your favourite humorous novel and / or movie?

What is your favourite anime (and I don't mean a single title)?

Watching any non-anime TV shows that you like?

What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield?

Did the Boots kill the Baker despite being believed that the Boojum made the Baker vanish away?

Seen any depressing, wrist-chewing Swedish movies by a certain mister Bergman recently?

[Puritan]

What's up with those strange cat-human hybrids and you?

What's you favorite book (excepting the Bible)?

[Da Rabid Duckie]

Are you literally a selfish and cynical libertarian?

Any plans on reviving History of the World, or Day in the Life?

42?

17?

63?

Hut hut?

[mitsuki lover]

1.Are you bigger than a bread box?
2.Is it true you once dated Sailor Saturn?
3.serious one:Have you ever really voted Libertarian even once?

[Locke]

Is there such a thing as a stupid question?

[Mr. SmartyPants]

Is there such a thing as a stupid question?

If there is no such thing as a stupid question, then your question was not a stupid question, thus has merit. But if there the answer is yes, then that means your question was stupid because the answer is so obvious.

[Mithrandir]

If there's no such think as a stupid question, what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

[Rexman64]

What's it like dating Katie Holmes?

Do you have a scar on your left forearm?

Have you ever shot a man?

Are you ever going to answer any of these questions?

[EireWolf]

Could you not think of an original Who's Who thread title?

What is your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream?

[CDLviking]

Seen any depressing, wrist-chewing Swedish movies by a certain mister Bergman recently?

I'm not Ingemar, but I did see The Seventh Seal recently. I love Death's line when the knight asks him about God, "I am unknowing." We always think everything will become clear when we die. What if you don't get all the answers?

And to legitimate posting in this thread... What is your hierarchy of meats? (ex. mine is beef on top, then ham, turkey, chicken and so on...)

[bigsleepj]

Although Ingmar Bergman has become something of a bad running joke between me and Ingemar, I can't say that I've ever seen one of his movies. I've really wanted to for a long time, but unfortunately the cinema of Ingmar Bergman has eluded me. Maybe someday I will remedy this...

[CDLviking]

I'll say that he's interesting, but I'm not sure I'd say I'm a fan of his work.

[Ingemar]

Dear me, I've been back-logged. Let me slug through this.

ok, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?

What is the air speed velocity of a european coconut laden pidgin?

If you were a brick of cheese, what kind would you be and why?

Answers in order:

1: 4,500 cm^2.
2: It depends on what the ancestral language of the people speaking that pidgin is. Bengalis, for example, have acheived an airspeed velocity of 312 m/s--very close to Mach 1.
3. Gouda. The Dutch are awesome.

What is your favourite book of the Bible?

What is your favourite humorous novel and / or movie?

What is your favourite anime (and I don't mean a single title)?

Watching any non-anime TV shows that you like?

What's the difference between William Henry Harrison and James Garfield?

Did the Boots kill the Baker despite being believed that the Boojum made the Baker vanish away?

Seen any depressing, wrist-chewing Swedish movies by a certain mister Bergman recently?

Job.

Azumanga Daioh.

Not really. I only seem to watch American Idol when my mom does. I saw an episode of "The Office" and I liked it. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is also good.

Garfield spent 7 more months in office.

No.

No.

What's up with those strange cat-human hybrids and you?

What's you favorite book (excepting the Bible)?

I will field the first one. Ingemar provides me with cheesecake. Excepting that, I don't know what he does with the rest, especially that idiot Tomkyou who's trying to pull a fast one with "The Ladies."

Probably Beowulf.

Are you literally a selfish and cynical libertarian?

Any plans on reviving History of the World, or Day in the Life?

42?

17?

63?

Hut hut?

My Libertarianism is mainly reactionary. It is mainly a response to the policies of Democrats and Republicans (the Filthy and Stupid Parties, respectively). Some points of their platforms are really out there, but like I said, I'm not a hardcore Libertarian.

Maybe. I don't know. I will may have to rewrite the beginning. Also, I have to find a way to make Melody Maker a more interesting character.

I'm not well versed in American football, sorry.

I will answer mitsuki lover's questions via PM.

Is there such a thing as a stupid question?

Let's see...

"Is Immanuel Kant really a gay robot?"

Yes, there are stupid questions.

That's it for today, but I will get through all of them eventually.

[bigsleepj]

What is your oppinion on coffee?

What makes you say turn people into pizza?

Quentin Tarantino or Charles Dickens?

[Ingemar]

If there's no such think as a stupid question, what kind of questions do stupid people ask?

"Who is Keyser Soze?"

What's it like dating Katie Holmes?

Do you have a scar on your left forearm?

Have you ever shot a man?

Are you ever going to answer any of these questions?

You must be referring to that me = Tom Cruise Joke.

I have two scars on my left forearm.

I've shot paper silouhettes of men, does that count?

Obviously I just did.

Could you not think of an original Who's Who thread title?

What is your favorite flavor of Ben & Jerry's ice cream?

They say imitation is the greatest form of compliment. Or flattery. Whatever.

If B&J truly invented chocolate chip cookie dough flavor, then that.

What is your hierarchy of meats? (ex. mine is beef on top, then ham, turkey, chicken and so on...)

It is certainly different from that. Beef would still be at the top, but lamb would be next, followed by chicken, then goat, then others, with turkey DEAD LAST. I know you are a Catholic, so I didn't lump fish in there. As for fish, it would be crab, lobster, salmon, tilapia, frog, catfish, others, with oysters at DEAD LAST as well.

What is your oppinion on coffee?

What makes you say turn people into pizza?

Quentin Tarantino or Charles Dickens?

My oppinion (sic) on coffee is that its alertness effects are highly exaggerated.

It is difficult to parse this question because of the lack of punctuation. Assuming you meant, "What makes you say 'turn people into pizza'", then what does is a sick mind on my part.

Dickens. My friends in their ignorance duing high school lambasted him because his pay, based on his number of words, must have compelled him to write unnecessarily long stories. We called him "the boyband of his era" (since N*Sync and Backstreet Boys were well in their prime at this time). But I meant it in a good way, and even imagined him dancing like a Backstreet Boy. *OK, scary thought*

[bigsleepj]

My oppinion (sic) on coffee is that its alertness effects are highly exaggerated.

I'm a coffee lover, but I have to agree with you on this one. If strong coffee makes one thing, it makes me drowsy. It keeps me awake, but in a drowsey way.

It is difficult to parse this question because of the lack of punctuation. Assuming you meant, "What makes you say 'turn people into pizza'", then what does is a sick mind on my part.

In all honesty I have no idea of what I wanted to say. I think my switched into automatic and I just typed what came to mind.

Dickens. My friends in their ignorance duing high school lambasted him because his pay, based on his number of words, must have compelled him to write unnecessarily long stories. We called him "the boyband of his era" (since N*Sync and Backstreet Boys were well in their prime at this time). But I meant it in a good way, and even imagined him dancing like a Backstreet Boy. *OK, scary thought*

Actually, someone once told me that the 'pay per word' is an urban myth and that he was paid per chapter. Although Charles Dickens singing

"It was the best of times, yeah baaaabey,
it was the worst of times, yeah maaaybe,
it was the age of wisdom, yeah chicky
it was the age of foolishness, yeah icky

is an interesting thought. Leo Tolstoy's songs would be 10 minutes long, though.

And now More questions...
1). Complete this sentance: "I don't know about you, but if that potatoe comes any closer......".
2). Do you know the way to San José?
3). Would you take an all-expenses paid trip to St. Petersburg, Russia?
4.) Who's your avatar?
5.) Would rather (a) write a book or (b) direct a movie?
6.) Would rather (a) design a PS2 game or (b) dual with banjos.

[Ingemar]

And now More questions...
1). Complete this sentance: "I don't know about you, but if that potatoe comes any closer......".
2). Do you know the way to San José?
3). Would you take an all-expenses paid trip to St. Petersburg, Russia?
4.) Who's your avatar?
5.) Would rather (a) write a book or (b) direct a movie?
6.) Would rather (a) design a PS2 game or (b) dual with banjos.

1. ...Then Dan Quayle will go on a rampage.
2. It depends. If it's the capital of Costa Rica, then no. If it is the California city replete with billionaire computer geeks, then sort of.
3. Yes.
4. Aruru and Mukuru (as of May 25 2006)
5. Neither--I would rather write a play.
6. PS2 game.

[Kanerou]

Wow. Perhaps this would be best answered by PM, but: what is Libertarianism?

The rest should be fine to answer here, unless you feel otherwise.

What's with the "manfool" thing?

What's the story behind your screen name?

Are you this sarcastic offline?

That's it.

[Ingemar]

What's with the "manfool" thing?

What's the story behind your screen name?

Are you this sarcastic offline?

That's it.

Play the Thief series. It is an expression used by the Woodsie Lord and the Pagans referring to all city-dwelling, "civilized" humans.

It was in my birth certificate.

<sarcasm>No.</sarcasm>

[Kanerou]

Play the Thief series. It is an expression used by the Woodsie Lord and the Pagans referring to all city-dwelling, "civilized" humans.

It was in my birth certificate.

<sarcasm>No.</sarcasm>

Ah. I see. fascinating.

*blinks* I can be a little dense.

*elf explodes*

[CDLviking]

6.) Would rather (a) design a PS2 game or (b) dual with banjos.

Dueling banjos Deliverance style, or dueling banjos FLCL style?

[Ingemar]

Dueling banjos Deliverance style, or dueling banjos FLCL style?

Since I already established I would rather design a PS2 game, I find this question immaterial.

[CDLviking]

I was just wondering which image was going through BigSleep's head.

[MPX42]

Why did you make a thread like Eirewolf's?

I can't think of any other questions right now.

[EireWolf]

He actually responded to my question about that with this:

They say imitation is the greatest form of compliment. Or flattery. Whatever.

So.... I am both flattered and complimented... or whatever.

[Ingemar]

Yes. Indeed. Whatever.

[MPX42]

Why did you make a thread like Eirewolf's?

I can't think of any other questions right now.

Yeah,I know....

EDIT:Oops,I hit the Quote button instead of the edit button..

[bigsleepj]

I was just wondering which image was going through BigSleep's head.

Deliverance's Deuling Banjos. Sorry for taking so long to respond.

And now a question for Ingemar:

Do you prefer peanuts or cashews?
Favourite playwright?
Would you like to know more?