Postby wilson1112000 » Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:17 pm
I will stab you with my fang-like antenne on my head!.....What do you mean "thats my hair?".....you mean I'm NOT an insect/human hybrid with sharp antannie?!.....Well, then....I'll....ah.....ummm.....Hold on a second....Ah, forget it! I'll use my blaster, sucker!!!
Praise the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your might, for that is what we were created for.
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We've got to speed things up in this hotel. Chef, if a guest orders a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes.
If he orders a two-minute egg, give it to him in one minute.
If he orders a one-minute egg, give him a chicken and let him work it out for himself.
Groucho in A Night in Casablanca (movie)
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Chinese Finger trap: noun 1. A puzzle that is supposed to test ones ability at problem solveing. or 2. The manifistation of Satan in a cardborad tube.
You decide.