worst movie titles

Postby **Yojimbo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:01 pm

Die Hard was a cool title. The third one Die Hard: With a Vengeance was a flat out sucky title.

Postby **Stephen** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:17 pm

"The Devil's Rejects" ::rolls eyes::

Have you even seen House of A Thousand Corpses? I don't really see anything crappy about the title myself. I am pretty sure its a nickname given to the Firefly clan by the police in the soon-coming film.

Postby **Sesshoumaru** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:55 pm

SpikeSpiegel306 wrote:Friday
Next Friday
The Friday After Next

You.....ARE joking right? those movies were hilarious.

Postby **Yojimbo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 1:33 pm

Sesshoumaru wrote:You.....ARE joking right? those movies were hilarious.

Just because the title sucks doesn't mean the moviesucks. Even though I think the Friday movies are kinda ehhh anyway.

Postby **Htom Sirveaux** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:59 pm

Plan 9 From Outer Space. Arguably the worst movie ever made. Ed Wood was the king of film mediocrity. It is for this reason that reason that I own a copy. Crappy "special effects", plot holes a mile wide, one actor reading his lines directly from the script.

They Live. Haven't seen it, but the title is lame and I heard the movie ain't so great neither.

Postby **Yojimbo** » Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:06 pm

SpoonyBard wrote:Plan 9 From Outer Space. Arguably the worst movie ever made. Ed Wood was the king of film mediocrity. It is for this reason that reason that I own a copy. Crappy "special effects", plot holes a mile wide, one actor reading his lines directly from the script.

They Live. Haven't seen it, but the title is lame and I heard the movie ain't so great neither.

I actually own the dang thing on VHS, only got it like 5 years just so I could say I have one of the worst movies ever. :lol:

And I mean he's right this thing is just plain bad even as far as cheesy 50's Sci-Fi B movies go.

Postby **Michael** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:53 pm

Anyone know what movie that was with Joe Don Baker as a Texas Ranger who had to bust some Maltese mafia or something?

Final Justice. "You go ahead on. It's your move."

Manos: The Hands of Fate

Bad name. Terrible movie.

Master & Commander: The Far Side of the Ocean's Sea--or something like that.

Bad name.

Fight Club

Don't get me wrong, the name fits the movie, but it is kinda dumb.

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

The original title was way better. "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

Unleashed

It was "Danny the Dog" originally.

Postby **Yojimbo** » Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:10 pm

Michael wrote:Final Justice. "You go ahead on. It's your move."

Nice thanks.

I love how he asks for a glass of milk at the bar and the Maltese thugs then pick a fight with him. :lol:

I mean seriously how many Maltese crime syndicates are there?

Postby **Michael** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:50 am

Nice thanks. I love how he asks for a glass of milk at the bar and the Maltese thugs then pick a fight with him. I mean seriously how many Maltese crime syndicates are there?

I liked it when they did the closeup of that one thugs mouth and Mike was like, "The last thing a sausage sees!"

Oh man, I never want to go to Malta.

Postby **Rachel** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:41 pm

Casablanca- I used to think this movie was about a spanish president until I saw it.

Postby **Yojimbo** » Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:09 pm

Rachel wrote:Casablanca- I used to think this movie was about a spanish president until I saw it.

How was Casablanca a bad title? I mean it's in Casablanca, Morroco.

Postby **LondonCalling** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:16 pm

PARTS: The Clonus Horror

Postby **Rachel** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:50 pm

Yojimbo wrote:How was Casablanca a bad title? I mean it's in Casablanca, Morroco.

When I saw it I was younger. And I was just like well that was misleading, calling it "Casablanca" when it wasn't about the president. The movie itself was pretty good.

Postby **Christian teen** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:57 am

Gigli - Unsure of spelling

Postby **Stephen** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:15 pm

*laughs* Amen Christian Teen. I don't think I ever met a human that had anything *good* to say about that film.

Postby **Petite Soeur** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:58 pm

Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

Postby **Rachel** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:15 am

Petite Soeur wrote:Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

Now that sounds interesting...

Postby **Todeskreuz** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 1:56 pm

wow Santa claus vs the martians....um....can anything top that?

Postby **Nate** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:10 pm

Petite Soeur wrote:Santa Claus vs. the Martians.

How is this a bad movie title? It delivered what it promised, Santa Claus fighting Martians.

Just because the MOVIE is bad, doesn't mean the title is bad.

And that's my nitpicking for the day.

Postby **rocklobster** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:36 am

Okay here's some bad titles:
Batman Returns--well, he didn't actually quit in the first movie, so why "returns"? Why not "Batman II"
Friday the 13th Part 5: The Final Chapter--because it wasn't :lol:

The Last Action Hero--because there's still many more

Postby **Otaku10** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:04 pm

Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle.

Postby **rocklobster** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:55 am

Otaku10 wrote:Harold and Kumar goes to White Castle.

Yeah, especially since that's bad grammar. It should be: Harold And Kumar GO to Whilte Castle.

Postby **Shao Feng-Li** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 8:34 am

Yeah, especially since that's bad grammar. It should be: Harold And Kumar GO to Whilte Castle.

Must of been intentional.

Postby **Jeikobu** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:35 pm

Some of the top of my head (thankfully I haven't seen alot of these):

-Mars Attacks
-Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
-That Darn Cat
-Like Mike
-Are We There Yet?
-Dude Where's My Car?
-Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
-Looney Tunes: Back in Action (oh please)
-The Brave Little Toaster
-All Dogs Go to Heaven
-My Favorite Martian
-The Quick and the Dead (a bad title for an even worse film)
-Night of the Living Dead

And there are so many more of them. ^^;

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