Postby Ingemar » Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:08 pm
Ten Little Suggestions to Make Fruits Basket a Better Anime
1. Tohru should be louder, meaner, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
2. Have Dave Chappelle play as any one male Sohma (excpet Haru). My suggestion would be Ayame or Ritsu. That would lessen the girly streak of the Sohma males, or contribute to it in a way that only Chappelle could.
3. Uh.... replace that electric girl with Salma Hayek. Prrrrrr.
4. Have Michael Jackson play as Haru. Why? Who else can change from black to white? Though, MJ can't change from white to black (we hope he could, though). Of course, the new white Haru would be a lot creepier than the original white Haru.
5. Tohru should have a loud, creepy German father who torments her from time to time. Yes, that would involve tweaking some story elements (namely, changing the mother's appearance), but I think we can manage.
6. XD Yuki should be a [serious ladies' man]....
6a.... especially if played by Dave Chappelle
7. Hatori should have more of a personality.
7a. If Dave Chappelle plays as Hatori, this wouldn't be a problem.
8.[spoiler=something about Kyou] Something has to be done about Kyou's "true form." It doesn't look anything remotely like a cat, but like some wierd alien bunny mixed with the villain in Men In Black. Perhaps that can be replaced with Baxter of Meow Mix fame.
8a. Of course, that means Kyou will have to sing the Meow Mix tune.
8b. If Dave Chappelle is Kyou, then his monster form should be Dave Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson advertising "Sam Jackson" beer. ("Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!")[/spoiler]
9. On second thought, replace Shigure and Hatori with the two shirtless Korean boys from the chin2.mpeg video.
9a. That would obviously mean they'd have to do the Jung-hwa Ban Jum dance.
10. There should be at least one Filipino character in Furuba. No, this isn't because of Affirmative Action or any politically correct mumbo jumbo. A Filipino would add a lot of humor and eating to the series.
10a. A Filipino character would mean that Kagura would have to be killed and served in a fiesta in her boar form.
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