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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:00 am

Question 20

What happens to a Gremlin when you feed it before midnight?
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Postby Ssjjvash » Sat Nov 27, 2004 3:59 pm

Question 20----the answer

It turns inside out and explodes. ^_^
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Postby termyt » Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:16 am

It gets indigestion and has a nightmare or two. The only thing that really troubles me about it is that the things want to crawl into bed with you if the nightmare was scary enough. Not exactly soft and cuddly creatures and the pokey bits hurt.
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Postby PumpkinKoRn52 » Tue Nov 30, 2004 11:35 am

The gremlin, feeling refreshed after it's meal, goes out to a local Rave party to get "tipsy." The gremlin gets drunk, throws up behind an alley, gives all the money in his wallot to a person that, to the gremlin, looked like the Pope, and then signs up to join the marines. The next day, the gremlin wakes up with a horrible hangover and a letter saying he needs to go to Paris Island. The gremlin, completely dumbfounded and a little worried, decides to head to the nearest port and gets on a ship headed to singapore. He then becomes a pirate and has a glorious life on the sea. Later he decides to give up is pirate ways and become a nomad in the deserts of arabia, in search of the oasis of leprechauns. He ends up enrolling in ITT tech, goes to hollywood, and becomes a movie star. All because he ate a meal before midnight.
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:31 am

Question 21

How did the Grinch (try to) steal Christmas?
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Postby mastersquirrel » Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:38 am

He nuked it. All of the world's movie's problems are solved by nuking it.
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Postby mechana2015 » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:08 pm

1. he blasted his way across the lobby of the holiday storage building.
2. he took the elevator to the 24th floor.
3. he had a hacker open the locks up while a crew of misfits started a riot outside to keep the police busy
4. He took christmas
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Postby The Doctor » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:25 pm

He hired Jackie Chiles and sued for Christmas to be banned worldwide.

Question 22 (If I may):
Fill in the blank: Indiana Jones said : "I hate _______"

Example. "I hate women."
or "I hate CAA." LOL.
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Postby R. Zion » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:37 pm

I hate Sequels!
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Postby Cap'n Nick » Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:47 pm

The Doctor wrote:Fill in the blank: Indiana Jones said : "I hate _______"


"pants."

They had to cut that part.

TheMelodyMaker wrote:How did the Grinch (try to) steal Christmas?


By starting it in September and hoping that by the time it came around, the whos would be bored with it and leave it unguarded.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:13 pm

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TheMelodyMaker wrote:Question 21

How did the Grinch (try to) steal Christmas?


Smelting iron.
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Postby termyt » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:35 am

How did the Grinch (try to) steal Christmas?

He ran an ad in Hodlums Monthly to hire thirty-seven thugs. He and his thugs planned to burrow under ground until they came up underneath it so they could steal it without anyone noticing. Luckily, little Sally saw them releasing the excess dirt from the excovation and spreading it around town from cleverly rigged bags in their clothing. If she hadn't spotted them, they may have gotten away with it.

Jones: I hate it when you go to the grocery store for just, like, I don't know, some milk or something, and you are only going to be in there for like two minutes so you leave your car out front in the fire lane - but it's OK because you leave the motor running, right? - so you go in and you grab your milk or whatever and you go to check out and there's only one cash register open and it's backed up all the way to the meat department, so they finally open the express lane,, but since you're all the way back in the meat department, like 20 people get into the line before you and all but like 6 of them have more than 12 items and none of them are paying cash so you just stand there and wait and wait and wait and then I see the woman who was behind me in the other line - the one with the excruciatingly bad perfume who drones on and on without actually saying anything interesting - you know the type - is getting checked out in the original line but I still have 10 people in front of me because some jerk with thirteen items needs to use his credit card and it won't go through even though this is the cash only line. That happens to me all the time and I just hate it.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:10 am

TheMelodyMaker wrote:Question 21

How did the Grinch (try to) steal Christmas?


He ran around with a large butterfly net calling out, "Here, Christmas! Here, Christmas!" and then whistling.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
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Postby PumpkinKoRn52 » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:30 am

Question 22: Indiana Jones: I hate LINKIN PARK
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:54 am

For Question 22:

"I hate how the Grinch tried to steal Christmas!"

(To go with Question 21... :lol: )
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:37 am

How did the Grinch (try to) steal Christmas?

He stole a calendar
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:09 am

Question 23

Fill in the blanks for this quote from The Mummy Returns:
"Go back to ____ where you ____ from, and ____ your _______ with you!"
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Postby mastersquirrel » Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:33 am

Question 23:
"Go back to Kansas where you flew from, and take your little dog with you!"
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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:39 pm

(question 22):

I hate this love stuff.

(question 23):
"Go back to Mars where you teleported from, and take your antennae with you!"
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Postby Jman » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:26 pm

"Go back to Jupitar where you came from, and bring your Guitar with you!"

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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:41 pm

Question 24

From whom did Robin Hood steal, and to whom did he give it?
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Postby termyt » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:50 am

Question 23:

"Go back to Topeka where you can hail taxis and send - without paying - UPS pakages back to where they came from, and send your shrewish mother-in-law back with you!"

Question 24:

Robin Hood stole from the poor and gave to the rich. No wait, that was Dennis Moore.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:52 pm

(question 24)::

Robin Hood stole from his mother and gave the money to Santa Clause.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone
And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:13 pm

Question 25

What did King Arthur and his men ride around on in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:03 am

French coconuts from the bridge of Aaaaarrrrgh.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:47 am

(Question 25)

King Arthur rode on the Brave Little Toaster.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
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And so hold on when there is nothing left in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby merrick » Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:25 am

TheMelodyMaker wrote:Question 25

What did King Arthur and his men ride around on in Monty Python and the Holy Grail?



they rode around in uc's limousine
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Postby termyt » Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:37 am

The 7:15 out of Stockholm.
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:09 pm

Question 26

How does Charlie Bucket get into Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?
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Postby uc pseudonym » Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:47 am

Oompa Loompas started outsourcing and there was confusion.
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