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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:47 am

He found the One Ring sitting right next to the Zero Ring at the local hobbit jewelers'. Trying to decide which of the two would suit his fancy, he first read the inscription in the Zero Ring: "All your base..." He then chose the One Ring which had no legible inscription. :grin:
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Postby Ssjjvash » Fri Oct 22, 2004 11:22 am

bilbo: Hm, let's see...*click, click* *scroll, scroll* If I were to buy jewelry at the market, it would cost me around 60 coins. I bet I can get jewelry for cheaper on E-bay.

Ah, just look at this ring! It's beautiful, it's...precious.... *bids*

Computer: You have mail.
Bilbo: What? I've been outbid? >.< By who? Hm, Golem, what an interesting name--but interesting names are not what win on E-bay! I have high-speed internet!!

A couple of days later...

Computer: You have mail.
Bilbo: YES, I'VE WON!!! Come to me, my precious...
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Postby termyt » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:39 pm

OK, I’m behind, so I’m answering them all! Yes, anti-trivia frenzy!

Link: That’s against the rules.

Yeah? What do you know, anyway?

Here I go:

What does AT-AT stand for?
Ah, Termyt – again tardy

In Macross, what does the SDF stand for?
So, done (trans)forming?

If I'm not me, then who’s eating your lunch?

Barbossa: First, your return to Narnia was not part of our nefarious plan to conquer Albuquerque nor our intention to saddle up Ton-tons and ride past the first marker, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a traveling minstrel in the all-bear carnival for the Return to Narnia Rule to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the fact that you are quoting that rule while holding a thermal detonator is more what you'd call "coercion" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Dawn Trader, we’ll be arriving in Narnia in three hours.

What did Darth Vader reveal to Luke at Bespin in ESB?
Vader: Luke, I will not “Dail down the center.â€
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Postby Link Antilles » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:57 pm

(Psst... termyt, you forgot about the Gladiator, one. ;))


Question 8:


What happened at the end of the The Matrix Revolution?
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Postby uc pseudonym » Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:09 pm

Agent Smith abruptly morphed into Elrond. Neo demanded that the Matrix switch over the Mozilla Firefox. Trinity began merchandising. In a severe identity crisis, Morpheous joined the Ku Klux Klan
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Postby Ssjjvash » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:36 pm

Link Antilles wrote:(Psst... termyt, you forgot about the Gladiator, one. ]Question 8:[/b]


What happened at the end of the The Matrix Revolution?


:stressed: wait, was that the second or third one??? I didn't see either.
regardless, I shall try...

Neo spots Trinity in trouble and runs to save her. At the same time, he wishes to express how he really feels about her.

Neo:Trinity, will you marry m--
*a Smith clone (or whatever) comes out and clothes-lines him whilst he is running to save his girl* *Neo is knocked out cold*
Trinity: :shake: *defeats the many Smiths by herself* C'mon, let's blow this joint.
*takes hold of Cypher's hand--he was revived by Trinity unbeknownst to everyone else--and they go off into the night*
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Fri Oct 22, 2004 7:02 pm

What happened at the end of THe Matrix Revolutions?

All the Smiths did the can-can, Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination. Neo, weirded out like anyone would be, jacked out and told the machine ruler he's going to have to find another tech support rep, ordered and wore the shirt that says "No I will not fix your computer", and went to Subway.

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Postby MorwenLaicoriel » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:06 pm

(This is all without having seen any of the Matrix movies except the first, edited version on TBS)

Morphus: Neo...we have a problem.
Neo: What?
Morphus: Well, apparently...this world, the supposed real world, is a virtual world itself.
Neo: It...is? Then...who is controling this one?
*scene pans back, past the clouds, past the stars and our solar system...and shows that the current scene is being played out on a TV screen*
Geek: *snorting laugh* This is the best video game eeeveeeeeeeer!
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Postby Link Antilles » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:28 am

Question 9:

In Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: How does Adolph Hitler end up signing Indy's father's journal?
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:47 am

Indy said to him, "Dude, you're like so totally going to be famous some day for murdering millions of innocent people! Can I have your autograph?"
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:56 pm

The applications for German art schools are very confusing.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:59 pm

Indy dressed up as a schoolgirl and said it was his yearbook.

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Postby Ssjjvash » Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:59 pm

He doesn't. It was just some wannabe look-alike who was able to copy Hitler's handwriting.
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:50 pm

Two days with no reply... that's my queue for a new question. :grin:

Fill in the blanks below!
"Frankly, my ____, I don't ____ a ____."
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Postby Mithrandir » Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:58 pm

Frankly, my coffee and I don't like a lot else in life.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:32 am

Frankly, my deer, I don't live a lamb. [Going for the rhyme thing, here]
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Postby SManBeyond » Tue Oct 26, 2004 6:39 am

Frankly, my octopus, I don't have a sushi bar.

Okay, that was lame, but the REAL reason I'm posting is because I have to post the answer to the question about what happened at the end of the Matrix Revolutions (I can't believe I didn't read it sooner...)

Smith shoves his hand into Neo and tries to turn Neo into a clone, but Neo suddenly turns into The Terminator. Smith stares in horror. Arnold says, "John Conner," shoots Smith, and flies into the air saying, "I'll be back." Fade to black.
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Postby Shao Feng-Li » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:42 am

"Frankly, my Lord, I don't have a life."

[spoiler]*referring to ourselves before salvation*[/spoiler]
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Postby Link Antilles » Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:06 am

Question 11

Jurassic Park

John Hammond : All major ______ have had delays. When they opened _____ in _____, nothing worked, nothing.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John if the ________ breaks down, the ____ don't eat the ______.
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Postby mastersquirrel » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:20 am

Question 11

Jurassic Park

John Hammond : All major space stations have had delays. When they opened the Death Star in a long time ago in a galaxy far far away , nothing worked, nothing.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John if the tractor beam breaks down, the rebels don't eat the ewoks .
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Postby PumpkinKoRn52 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 11:25 am

11.

Hammond: All major surgeries have delays. When they opened up micheal jackson for his 17th nose job in two weeks, nothing worked.

Malcolm: But John, if the anathesia breaks down, the doctors don't eat the patient.
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Postby termyt » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:48 pm

Gladiator, Gladiator – ah question 3, how silly of me. Where Maximus yells “Are you not impressed with my wonderful posturing? Am I not the bee’s knees?!â€
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:27 pm

John Hammond : All major cosplays have had delays. When they opened a can of whoop-butt in Tokyo, nothing worked, nothing.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John if the sewing machine breaks down, the fangirls don't eat the plushies.

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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:00 pm

Hammond: All major Windows applications have delays. When they opened up the computer chassis in the Chem lab, nothing worked.

Malcolm: But John, if the operating system breaks down, the viruses don't eat the data.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:59 am

TheMelodyMaker wrote:Two days with no reply... that's my queue for a new question. :grin:

Fill in the blanks below!
"Frankly, my ____, I don't ____ a ____."

"Frankly, my blond, I don't have a clue."


Question 11

Jurassic Park

John Hammond : All major restaurants have had delays. When they opened McDonald's in New York, nothing worked, nothing.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: But, John if the restaurant breaks down, the people don't eat the burgers.
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Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' ...you'll be a Man, my son!

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Postby Link Antilles » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:10 am

12th Question :

How did Peter Parker become Spiderman?




-Other Question: What other movies should I use?

Bonus Question: What is Yoda?
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Postby mastersquirrel » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:13 am

Peter Parker can climb walls and stick to any surface because, well...
You know how a lot of people glue their finger up their nose? Let's just say Peter took a bath in super glue thinking it was bubble bath.
As for his spider sense, it's just dumb luck.

What other movies can I use?
Patriot, Star Trek, The Mummy, Resident Evil, The Pebble and the Penguin, come on!! There are thousands out there you just need to look!

What is Yoda?
Have you seen that toe infection comercial? You know Digger? Yeah, that's him...
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Postby uc pseudonym » Wed Oct 27, 2004 9:15 am

12th Question: Gamma-wave chemicals from Solomon Lunar Academy on Krypton after his parents were killed by criminals, which caused a mutant gene to develop. [That makes six]

Other Question: You haven't done Godzilla yet.

Bonus Question: One of the primary portions of the Dow Jones.
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Postby Ssjjvash » Wed Oct 27, 2004 10:57 am

12th Question :

How did Peter Parker become Spiderman?

well, he put on a virtual reality helmet one day--in this case, it was the spidey mask--about being a certain kind of super hero. It was randomly a spider, hence, the mask. Subsequently, something went wrong with the machine and the mask ended up staying on his head and the superhero powers were engraved in his brain and all throughout his body.

Eventually, he had to get a matching outfit for the mask. It's just that simple. ;)

-Other Question: What other movies should I use? The different marvel movies, and those Pixar movies--i.e. Shrek, Toy Story. um yeah.

Bonus Question: What is Yoda?

From the planet Backwordian, a Backwords creature he is.
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
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Postby RoyalWing » Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:06 am

Because I am stalking this thread secretly I searched and found this website of movie quotes. ^-^;; I hope it helps.

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/movies/movie-quotes.htm

Everyone please keep posting! It's so good! This thread is very funny and I hope you continue.

p.s. I would maybe if you want, like to see this quote from the movie "Cool Hand Luke" (did any one know this one?) "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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