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Postby CobaltAngel » Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:19 pm

N-Everlight Olympics

By COBY-CHAN! Bwhahaha.

Coby has fun making fun of the Olympics!



Nellas: WOW! I can’t believe Miwa won us those 13 lucky plane tickets to Athens for the 2004 Olympics!

Miwa: Well, Lady Nellas, it was only because I was the 2004th caller… I got lucky, that’s all.

Caliel: Too bad Faelon couldn’t come. He seemed really disappointed.

Nellas: You call jumping up and down in joy ‘really disappointed’?

Caliel: Well… I’m sure… deep down inside he… misses us…

Anison: Well maybe… he did seem to be under the impression that we weren’t coming back.

Nellas: I wonder where he got that idea…

Miwa: Well, you see at first I was… *ahem*… a little confused…

Caliel: Dang goat. I’ll show him what we’re worth… I’ve got it! We’re all gonna be in the Olympics and he’ll see us on TV!

Nellas: But... we… he… what did he…why do we… how do we…WHAAAT?!

Caliel: Everyone is to meet at the soccer field in fifteen minutes. Where are Blade and Rame?

Marcus: I believe I saw them headed for the track.

Xi: Woah…. Marcus came with us?

Marcus: >.>;;;

Anison: Uhm… yeah. So Nellas and I will go to the track and get them.

Nellas: *starry eyed* We will? I mean! Yes, we will!

Anison: …



(The Track)



Rame: If it was a real race, you’d be disqualified if you threw a hurdle. O.o

Blade: But it was in my way! What was I supposed to do, jump over it?

Anison: Hey guys! *waves* I hate to interrupt anything…. *ahem*… but uhm, Caliel’s gone mad and she wants us all to meet in the soccer field in 15 minutes for a meeting of some master plan she thought up in the course of, like, 5 seconds…

Rame: That sure doesn’t sound like Caliel!

Anison: Well, as they say, ‘when in Greece’… no, wait… its Rome… well anyway! Soccer field. Fifteen.

Blade: Gotcha.

Rame: Me too… I think.

Nellas: *has been standing next to Anison blushing the entire time* Me too…

Anison: Uhm… yeah. Nellas, let’s head to the soccer field.



(35 minutes later, the soccer field)



Caliel: Uhm… okay so now that everyone is here, I have an announcement to make. We have agreed to participate in the Olympics as Team Alexandria.

Blade: …say what?

Caliel: The girls will all work together to form a soccer team. All the boys will form a volleyball team.

Blade: Do we have enough boys to do that?

Nellas: Sure we do… Marcus, Pippin, Blade, Anison, Zack, and Cid…

Anison: Barely...

Caliel: An-y-way! Rame will be doing some swimming events, whichever ones she wants, Anison and Marcus will do synchronized diving, Blade will do the 110m hurdles…

Rame: Uhm… you shouldn’t give him anything involving hurdles.

Blade: Yeah, those things are annoying! And they don’t let you throw them!

Nellas: Hahaha… you’re kidding right?

Rame: *shakes head*

Nellas: …oh…

Caliel: Focus, people, focus! I’ll change Blade’s events to the 100m dash, and the 200m dash…

Blade: Why do I have to run?

Caliel: *ignores Blade* …Pippin will do gymnastics, Xi and Kuri will do beach volleyball, I will be on a rowing team with Siran, Miwa, and Nellas, Cid will do spring board, and Zack will do tennis singles. Any questions from anyone other than Blade?

Blade: Can we –

Caliel: No? Good! Here are your uniforms! *hands them black basketball shorts and plain red T-shirts* And for the swimmers, the shorts are swimming trunks for the guys, and Rame here is your swimsuit. *hands her plain red swimsuit* …and then beach volleyball, sorry I know they suck but its requirement… *hands Xi and Kuri the typical beach volleyball uniform in plain red*

Xi: Is this outfit legal?

Caliel: Uhm… anyway, on your t-shirts and swimsuits, please print “Alexandriaâ€
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Postby GzusRcks » Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:33 pm

ROTF!!!!!!! dude thats like the raddest play ever! *stand ovation* I cracked up so hard!!! mad props yo! *does handshake, highfives, hugs, hands cookies and busts out with the little known Alexandria national anthem which sounds vaguely familar to Strongbad's Dangeresque theme u.u* xD completely and utterly rad and Nellas rocks my socks in this! ^_^
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Postby Icarus » Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:02 pm

Volley ball. In an ET exclusive, the real story of the Alexandrian teams making it to the semi's. Here's Pat.

Anonymous athelete *looks Russian*: Every time that "Marcus"guy went up to spike, his eyes started to glow. I think he was on something.

AA2*Oriental*: And his teeth are definitely a health hazard.

// end expose


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Postby Taslin_Jewel » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:08 am

>Kuri: I'm just going to scribble on mine and say it's cursive.

ROFTL! That is hilarious! Yet another WONDERFUL play by Coby-chan! *glomps* Good job, and welcome home!!!
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Postby Bunny » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:21 am

"Anison: Hey guys! *waves* I hate to interrupt anything…. *ahem*… but uhm, Caliel’s gone mad and she wants us all to meet in the soccer field in 15 minutes for a meeting of some master plan she thought up in the course of, like, 5 seconds…

Rame: That sure doesn’t sound like Caliel!"




ROTF! This is great!
*Newsflash* Cali's always crazy. <.<;;
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