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Worst movie line you've ever heard

Postby SManBeyond » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:48 pm

In movies, there are great lines, good lines, bad lines, and memorably bad lines. Post the worst line you have ever heard in a movie.

My pick is from Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and it is truly, truly awful:

"Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?"
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Postby Yojimbo » Tue Jul 20, 2004 5:01 pm

Hmm well you could pretty much put the entire movie Water World in this category. :eyeroll:
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Postby Iona » Wed Jul 21, 2004 6:21 am

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Postby Kenchii » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:24 am

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Postby einthedog » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:58 am

oops, sorry bout that post before
yeah kenchii, that was a really good movie(i wrote in the tread bout it), but i cringed when i heard that.
if you want a bad line, take about any line in the last batman movie(batman and robin).
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sun Aug 01, 2004 1:28 pm

I'll correct that double post momentarily.

The only line that comes to mind (I would not term it with a superlative, but it was annoying) follows. Please forgive my spelling.

Star Wars, Episode II, Count Dooku:
"It is obvious that this will not be decided by our knowledge of the force."
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Postby Bobtheduck » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:02 pm

Yeah, that was an "awesomely bad" line. I think all the lines in movies that try to mix humanistic philosophies with the pet bible verses of Atheists are pretty bad... And, this is much, much too common.

Other than that, SW episode 2 has some truely horrible puns. "I'm beside myself..." "What a drag..." GAH! I actually chuckled a bit at "That boy is going to be the death of me."

Even though this is supposedly in the book too (I haven't read that far), there is a line in Return of the King that really bakes my biscuits... [spoiler=RotK]"You Fool! Don't you know that no man can defeat the king of the Nazgul?" to which what'shername replies "I am no man"[/spoiler] Man, that line just makes me cringe... Bad Tolkien... Bad!
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Postby uc pseudonym » Sun Aug 01, 2004 2:08 pm

It is indeed there. Many people I know strongly disliked the line as you did, and others really loved it and were overjoyed that it was also in the movies. I myself don't really, care, though I would find it hilarious if...

[spoiler=Return of the King]After Eowyn says "I am no man" and aims to stab into his helmet, the Nazgul King catches her sword in mid strike and calmly responds "Actually, the term 'man' is used to refer to the race in general, to differentiate them from elves or dwarves. Hence, it would do violence to the language to use it in terms of gender." To which Eowyn responds "Oh, terribly sorry about that."[/spoiler]
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Postby Savior_Sora » Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:27 pm

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I HATE that line...
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Postby Solid Ronin » Sun Aug 01, 2004 5:41 pm

"If you want him..come and claim him" Arwen , LOTR

"You got Served" Morons , You got Served (no i havent watched it but have seen the trailers.

I also hate the "I am no Man" line.....they should have gone with Master UC lines.
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Postby ZiP » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:35 pm

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Postby Pantakrator » Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:14 pm

Hmm...

How 'bout:
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Postby WookieAre cool » Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:23 pm

the james bond thing always annoyed me for some reason

"my name is james, james bond" I mean good for him he can say his full name :-p
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Postby olorc » Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:50 pm

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Postby Kenchii » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:20 pm

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Postby Mangafanatic » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:43 pm

My pet peeve is bad pickup/romance lines. I can't give you a specific movie that this one came from (mainly because it happens in SO MANY OF THEM!!!!)

The girl and the guy are standing together, alone most of the time. The girl spots something pretty and she says
random female wrote:"It's so beautiful"
(By this point, I generally start screaming at the guy "DON'T SAY IT!!! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOOD STORY TELLING, DON'T SAY IT!!!!)
And then the guy looks at her and says in an uncharacteristically low voice
random guy wrote:"Not as beautiful as you."


AHHH!!!!!!!!! Oh, man, I hate that one.

And since I hate bad pickup lines, I guess you can take a guess at the movie that annoys me the most: Star Wars episode II.

Anakin wrote:I truly--deeply-- love--you.
Me and my sister laugh hysterically everytime we hear it. But deep down inside, we're not laughing. We're going crazy.
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Postby uc pseudonym » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:18 pm

I find that (both in the few situations that I see it and its location in your post) quite funny. Oddly enough, I don't remember that line by Anakin... I must not have disliked it too much...
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Postby Yojimbo » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:42 pm

Well the worst line by Anakin Skywalker in Episode 2 was the crap about the Portman and the sand. Let me look it up here.

Ugghh it's just as bad as I remember it was....this is while he's stroking her arm.

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here
everything's soft... and smooth..."

And it's because of lines like that I've watched Episode 2 twice all the way through and I own it.:eyeroll:
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Postby c-girl » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:02 pm

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Postby glitch1501 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 3:33 am

WookieAre cool wrote:the james bond thing always annoyed me for some reason

"my name is james, james bond" I mean good for him he can say his full name :-p


lol but he actually says
"my name is bond, james bond"

one line that i think is hilarious is in Anti-Trust

"In the real world, when you kill people, they die, for real."

i mean...come on....

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Postby Bobtheduck » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:45 am

It's not a movie line, but the whole "We play to win" routine in Final Fantasy X is as annoying as a gathering of mosquitoes... "Our goal this year is to defeat every opposing team, win every game. That's all we gotta do. Easy, Ya?" :bang:
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Postby Ingemar » Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:00 am

Any line from the movie Dungeons and Dragons is absolutely wretched. Especially anything coming from that one bald man with blue lipstick.

And Anakin has a whole slew of God-awful lines in Ep II:

"They were animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
"I don't like sand."
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Postby AngelSakura » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:10 am

The dub of Wedding peach is one big bad line.

"I'm the love angel, I'm Wedding Peach, and I'm extremely angry with you!"
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:01 pm

Anything Anakin says in Ep. 2 is worthy of this thread.

My favorite notably bad line is from The Matrix.

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Postby uc pseudonym » Fri Aug 06, 2004 12:18 pm

I myself am quite glad that this thread has yet to devolve into an argument. Given that many people's worst lines are probably others' favorites, this reflects positively on all of you. This has come to mind merely because some of the lines here I actually didn't mind or slightly liked.
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Postby AngelSakura » Fri Aug 06, 2004 1:06 pm

Me too, UC. In my opinion, one of the worst line in the dub of DBZ is when Furiza says, "Who are you?" and Son Goku replies with "Ally to good, nightmare to you!" However, this is my friend's favorite dub quote.
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Postby PumpkinKoRn52 » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:02 pm

If you want bad movie lines, go see any Arnold Schawrzenagger movie. I think that's how his last name is spelt. He's the king of bad lines. In Commando, he throws a guy off a cliff and says, " he tripped."
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Postby Ssjjvash » Mon Aug 09, 2004 5:07 pm

This one Christian movie I saw had a seriously bad line: M 10:28 This one guy who's supposed to be really ticked off just says, "Will you shut your face?"
Just very bad, in my opinion.
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Postby bigsleepj » Tue Aug 10, 2004 12:27 pm

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Postby relientkrox » Tue Aug 10, 2004 1:03 pm

personally i think the ending of Spiderman 2
MJ: go get em tiger.......
how gay is that .....y doesnt she say go get em spider....total mix up in the animal kingdom.
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