"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!"
"I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur Keeeng"!
"I fart in your general direction!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
There's some of the French Knight quotes.
Another one of my favorite lines. Can't remember all the exact lines but...
"Brother Maynard! Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!"
"Oh yes the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
"How does it....How does it work?"
"Consult the book of Armaments!"
"First, shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then thy shalt laboth thy Holy Hand Grenade at thy foe."
"One! Two! Five!"
"Three Sir!"
"You can't sit on the fence when it comes to Jesus, Satan owns the fence." Mark Cahill
2-151 D Co. Infantry (Air Assault)