The CAA Vending Machine

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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SilverToast » Wed Jan 30, 2013 6:23 pm

Receives living goldfish crackers that grow mold underwater.

*inserts turtles*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:34 pm

Receives a moose.

*inserts rat*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:12 am

Recieves an elephant

*inserts a sub sandwich*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:59 pm

receives a sub sandwich with mold

puts in a beatles cd
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:30 am

Receives Five Finger Death Punch CD.

*inserts sheet music for an opera*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:36 am

Receives Phantom of the Opera mask.
*inserts the butt of all jokes.*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:07 pm

gets a chicken

inserts a shaken can of soda
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby ClaecElric4God » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:12 pm

Receives a vending machine cleaning job

*inserts the coolest thing imaginable*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:14 pm

gets a block of ice from Antarctica

inserts an old cell phone and a phone book from 1910
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:13 pm

Receives walkie-talkie!

*inserts Josh Groban*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:42 pm

gets a scratched cd and some raisins

puts in a lightbulb
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:52 pm

Receives the power to zap people!

*inserts cereal*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:00 pm

recieves dinner

*inserts micro chip
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:09 pm

Receives computer

*inserts corn syrup*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:21 pm

recieves high-fructose corn syrup

*inserts honey
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:34 pm

gets stung by angry bees

*inserts milk and cookies
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Mon Feb 04, 2013 10:35 pm

Receives Santa

*inserts short toy making elves*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:46 pm

receives people with pointy ears making short toys

puts in the flu virus
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby AdriTan » Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:09 pm

Receives swine flu

*inserts Appa from Avatar last Airbender
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:43 am

Receives Liger, It's also a hybrid!
*inserts torn and bloodied face*
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:25 pm

gets a huge band-aid

puts in a pillow
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Fri Feb 08, 2013 7:53 pm

Gets a good nights rest

*inserts a hammer
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Fri Feb 08, 2013 8:10 pm

gets a bag of nails

puts in superglue
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:08 pm

Gets hands stuck together

*inserts Canadian coins
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:03 pm

gets a maple leaf

puts in a raincloud
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Sun Feb 10, 2013 5:56 am

gets a raincoat

*insert watermelon
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby Cleanedbyblood » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:05 am

gets a big pile of seeds

puts in junk mail
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SilverToast » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:02 pm

Gets millions of dollars.

Puts in shiny gold tooth.
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby syphon » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:33 pm

Gets a real tooth

*puts in a HD tv
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Re: The CAA Vending Machine

Postby SierraLea » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:38 pm

receives a thousand remotes.
*Inserts diamond chandelier*
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