The CAA Vending Machine

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:59 am

*receives another rubber tree plant*

*inserts Ripley's believe it or not book*

Postby **Michael Lance** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:36 pm

Broly Ultimatrix (post: 1564746) wrote:*receives another rubber tree plant*

*inserts Ripley's believe it or not book*

You get the new Book of Guiness World Records.

*shoves in reader complaints, then runs away*

Inventory]Gabriella[/I] from High School Musical. You could probably sell this cheaply...

- An almost-full Exp. bar. One more level to the new ability, Infinity Blazing!

- A very red mark across your face where Diamond Dragon slapped you.

... ouch.

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:23 pm

Machine cough up a million dollars. Since no ones around [SIZE="1"](Michael runs away remember)[/SIZE] I took it and make a paper mache of myself.
*Puts one dollar back into the machine and continue worshiping myself*

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:27 pm

*Receives a self operating flamethrower which lights your paper mache idol on fire in addition to your pants*

*Inserts old "Jump the shark" Meme*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:48 pm

Receives a shark desperate for some real love and attention and not just an object for jumping over.

*Inserts a fried egg*

Postby **Midori** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:03 pm

You get a raw egg! And some fries.

*inserts the CAA vending machine*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:28 pm

You get a blown mind (mine). How did he do that?

*inserts seven dwarves*

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:48 am

Receive riot against violence done to dwarfs. They sing hi ho hi ho will slap bobmonkeys face.
*Insert a magic trick*

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:42 am

receives a rational explanation of said trick

*Inserts hair trimmings from the local barber shop

Postby **TheMewster** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:41 pm

You recieve a picture of your new bald head.

*inserts Broly Ultramatrix*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:35 pm

You receive him back with a sign saying "rejected".

*Inserts a pickle*

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:12 am

You receive my mail telling you that I hate pickle
"Insert eerie feeling"

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:17 am

Receives a sensation that something is right behind you.

*Inserts murder*

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:04 am

Recieves suicide letter

*inserts Kool-aid packet*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:09 am

[color="Plum"]Receives Capri Sun.

*Inserts a joke*[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:16 am

You got the lyrics of the song named "I started a joke".
*Insert music*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:19 am

[color="Plum"]Receives poetry

*Inserts ShiroKuma's cafe*[/color]

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:23 am

you reviece a notic saying

<<this adorable panguin is looking for work

inserts

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:37 pm

[color="Plum"]Receives diabetes from too much cuteness.

*Inserts an eyepatch*[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:14 pm

You get *drum roll* a brand new rubber sword.
*Insert drum stick*

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:19 pm

Receives an angry chicken and a happy cow

*inserts night in shining armor*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:29 pm

[color="Plum"]Receives a damsel in this dress.

*Inserts a gameboy color*[/color]

Postby **Michael Lance** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:06 pm

Receives a Nintendo DSi

*inserts head* golly, the vending machine is just about empty... o_o;

Inventory:

Nothing. You got mugged in an alley and some thug took your stuff.

Postby **Broly Ultimatrix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:10 pm

recieves body of a CAA vendor that restocks the vending machine reguardless of not haveing a head and walks away.

*inserts picture of the guy who mugged Micheal*

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:21 pm

receives a visit from the police and then handcuff for looking like the guy that mug Michael.
*Insert sneakiness*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:47 pm

[color="Plum"]Receives evidence proving that Broly was framed and that Animal Planet was the real perpetrator, but the vending machine will stay quiet about it for a price.

*Inserts justice.*[/color]

Postby **anlptgtsg** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:53 pm

Receives proof and note that ap in not the culprit. This all comes from Sherlock Holmes.

*Insert elementary my dear....*

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:05 pm

[color="Plum"]Receives an elementary schooler.

*Inserts prism*[/color]

MAL · Postby **MomentOfInertia** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:33 pm

You Receive: Dark Side of the Moon

*Inserts a brick*

Inventory:

a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
a glow in the dark cake!
a warning to watch your language.
thousands of words.
a chewed-up nerf football.
Nano's right hand, there's candy inside.
a IOU note.
an already used up tube of Speed Stick.

Postby **bobmonkeys** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:41 pm

[color="Plum"]Receives an entire brick house with no doors or windows.

*Inserts a duck named Tapioca.*[/color]

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