The CAA Vending Machine

[Zeldafan2]

You get puppy tails that want to kill you.

*Inserts chocolate pie.*

[Atria35]

You get a banana cream one pack. Much better for throwing at people!

*inserts a cookie*

[Zeldafan2]

You get a gigantic cookie.

*Inserts a fortune cookie.*

[anlptgtsg]

You receive a fortune note "saying you will give all your food to anlptgtsg"
*Insert my the whole thread that makes me hungry*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

recieves a hershey kiss.

inserts a bag of gummie bears I left out in the car on the hottest day of the summer.

[MomentOfInertia]

You Receive: A Tootsie Roll Pop that's been rolling around in my desk since who knows when.

*Inserts brick*


Inventory:

• a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
• a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
• $1.12.
• A box of crayons.
• a snake.
• a glow in the dark cake!
• a warning to watch your language.
• thousands of words.
• a chewed-up nerf football.
• Nano's right hand, there's candy inside.

[anlptgtsg]

Received a IOU note.
*insert sweating face*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

*Recieves a lifesaver gummy

*inserts cello

[MomentOfInertia]

You Receive: Cellophane

*Inserts (an) old spice*


Inventory:
a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
a glow in the dark cake!
a warning to watch your language.
thousands of words.
a chewed-up nerf football.
Nano's right hand, there's candy inside.
a IOU note.

[bobmonkeys]

You recieve an already used up tube of Speed Stick.

*Inserts a pokeball.*

[TheMewster]

You get a Magikarp.

*inserts Miku Hatsune*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

*Recieves mic that changes your voice.

*Insers Cyborg 009

[Zeldafan2]

You get a Cyborg that yells, "009!"

*Inserts math books.*

[Diamond Dragon]

You get a major in Mathematics!

*inserts a drawing of a MLP OC*

[TheMewster]

You get a Chinese MLP bootleg!

*inserts the moon*

[anlptgtsg]

Received a copy of a physics book.
*Insert Law of intertia*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

*Recieves a sticky note that says "Screw Gravity"

*Inserts rest of sticky note pad

[bobmonkeys]

*You receive a pen that you could have used to write on the sticky notes you no longer have.*

*Hides an embarrassing hug pillow in the machine.*

[AdriTan]

receives even more embarrassing hug pillow

*inserts finger nail clippings*

[anlptgtsg]

Receive a confuse little bunny.
*Insert a house*

[Ally-Ann]

You get me! =D . . . Why do you look upset? -3-

*Jams a cookie in*

[bobmonkeys]

You get cookie crumbs.

*Inserts headless chicken*

[AdriTan]

In runs back out and chases you! (This is actually quite possible)

*inserts ice cream!*

[bobmonkeys]

Receives a spoon and a bowl.

*Inserts a monster*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

*Recieves Gamera

*Inserts fact that we have been on page 50 for 4 days

[TheMewster]

You recieve a laminated copy of page 50.

*inserts spork*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

*Recieves Spock

*inserts Picture of "Q" from star trek

[TheMewster]

You recieve a Quiznos gift card.

*inserts Spock because I have no idea what it is*

[anlptgtsg]

You get a hand salute.
*Inserts disappointment*

[bobmonkeys]

You get a child.

*Throws in a basketball.*