The CAA Vending Machine

Spawned by the randomness of the general board, here are the threads where you can do fun, pointless things. You may test the forum's features and make signature or avatar requests. Posts made here do not go towards your post count.
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun May 20, 2012 2:11 am

You get one month to live!

*inserts a corpse then runs away*
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Postby anlptgtsg » Sun May 20, 2012 6:17 am

You got a rappin zombie. To bad you missed the great entertainment. So next time don't run away.

Insert coin.
Proverbs 16:6 Through love and faithfulness sin is atoned for; through the fear of the Lord a man avoids evil.

John 14:21 Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.â€
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Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Sun May 20, 2012 9:23 am

You Win! Here is your prize!


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*Puts in blue coin*
Luke 10:25-27 Mark 12:28-34 Matthew 22 Deuteronomy 6:4-5 Deuteronomy 10:12
“Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.”
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No one is perfect, but by one prayer at a time, and one step at a time, God can make our paths straight.
Proverbs 3:6 "In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He will make your paths straight."
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Sun May 20, 2012 11:23 am

You get a red coin.

*Inserts green coin.*
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Postby TheMewster » Sun May 20, 2012 5:36 pm

You get a blue coin.

*puts in Rocklobster's jelly babies*
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So the poor has hope, and injustice shuts her mouth. ~Job 5:16 WEB~
For you are my hope, Lord Yahweh; my confidence from my youth. ~Psalm 71:5 WEB~
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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 20, 2012 9:58 pm

receives The Doctor

Derek_Is_Me (post: 1559486) wrote:*announcer voice sounds from within the machine* You good sir just won a brand new CAR!!!! The vinyl interior of this ford mustang is to die for. The seats are heated and have superior butt cushioning for those long trips with the kids. Speaking of kids. The back seat is equipped with a two muzzels and the doors have been secured with safety locks. No longer will your kids bother you while your driving. And no longer will they make a noise with the patented child shocker poker stick. With just a poke. Your children with be electrocuted with SEVERAL HUNDRED VOLTS!!!! Nothing dangerous I assure you ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and don't get me started on the exterior of the car.

*inserts a penguin*


*inserts "but I don't have kids.... I have siblings though...." *evil laugh**
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Postby bobmonkeys » Sun May 20, 2012 10:43 pm

You receive a couple of children that won't leave you alone.

*inserts a chocolate chip cookie*
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Postby AdriTan » Sun May 20, 2012 10:54 pm

Receives a fly in your soup


*inserts unicamel*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Mon May 21, 2012 1:48 am

Receives a tiny unicorn.

*inserts taco*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 21, 2012 5:34 am

You get a taco with whipped cream on it.

*Inserts a unusal TV show with an A+ rating from the better business bureau.*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Mon May 21, 2012 10:30 am

You receive very low tv viewership ratings.

*inserts a live grenade*
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Postby AdriTan » Mon May 21, 2012 1:23 pm

Receives explosion

*inserts a nickel*
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Postby Cc4FuzzyHuggles » Mon May 21, 2012 1:46 pm

"You get a tooth!"

*Slips in a barbie brush*
Luke 10:25-27 Mark 12:28-34 Matthew 22 Deuteronomy 6:4-5 Deuteronomy 10:12
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Postby AdriTan » Mon May 21, 2012 5:31 pm

Receives Ken... Pants?

*inserts fat unicamel"
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Mon May 21, 2012 5:52 pm

You get a dead unicorn.

*Inserts grossness.*
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Postby AdriTan » Mon May 21, 2012 5:57 pm

receives a weird last name. Gunk is what it is.

*inserts green goop*
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Postby Vilo159 » Mon May 21, 2012 6:28 pm

Receives an alien to eat it.

*Inserts Mao Tse-tung*
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Postby Michael Lance » Mon May 21, 2012 6:56 pm

You get a history exam filled with trick questions.

*inserts a Kari Badge*

Inventory;

- 3 Kari Badges - use these in the CAA Vending Machine.

- Blade of Animus - use this to kill bad guys. Heck yeah.

- Gabriella from High School Musical. You could probably sell this cheaply...

- An almost-full Exp. bar. One more level to the new ability, "Infinity Blazing"!

- A very red mark across your face where Diamond Dragon slapped you.

... ouch.
M-I-C-H-A-E-L

spell it right, or don't spell it at all.

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Thank you, for all you do for us.


that awkward moment when you go to see who's online, and someone else is already looking at the members list...
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Postby bobmonkeys » Mon May 21, 2012 8:44 pm

You hit the jackpot. You receive 10,000 more Kari badges.

*inserts piece of fur*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Tue May 22, 2012 5:56 am

You get a dog.

*Inserts favorite TV show.*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue May 22, 2012 9:40 am

You get a reality tv show.

*Inserts an octapus*
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Postby anlptgtsg » Tue May 22, 2012 9:58 am

Receive Takoyaki
*Insert my cravings*
Proverbs 16:6 Through love and faithfulness sin is atoned for; through the fear of the Lord a man avoids evil.

John 14:21 Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.â€
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Postby bobmonkeys » Tue May 22, 2012 10:11 am

You receive a pizza.

*Inserts a water hose*
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Postby AdriTan » Tue May 22, 2012 9:38 pm

Receives a cow.

*inserts books*
Love Momma Flower @}~~,~
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 23, 2012 5:26 am

You get words that fly at your face.

*Inserts chicken.*
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Postby bobmonkeys » Wed May 23, 2012 5:35 am

You get a duck.

*inserts a piece of bread*
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Postby Zeldafan2 » Wed May 23, 2012 5:37 am

You get 750 AD.

*Inserts Princess Zelda.*
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Postby Broly Ultimatrix » Wed May 23, 2012 8:07 am

*recieves warlock punch to the face

*inserts a picture of my 52 oz 7eleven cup filled with mountain dew... no ice
/summon Alucard on those who need a hug
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Postby anlptgtsg » Wed May 23, 2012 9:41 am

Received a bill board saying "Do the Dew".
*Goes to 7 eleven and got a slurpee* oh yeah *insert coin to the machine*
Proverbs 16:6 Through love and faithfulness sin is atoned for; through the fear of the Lord a man avoids evil.

John 14:21 Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.â€
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Postby AdriTan » Wed May 23, 2012 7:01 pm

Receives ownership of your local 7eleven

*inserts puppy tails* (it was against my will!!)
Love Momma Flower @}~~,~
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