The CAA Vending Machine

[Zeldafan2]

You get 9$.

*Inserts Youtube.*

[TheMewster]

You get Dailymotion.

*puts in Times New Roman*

[MomentOfInertia]

You Receive: Helvetica Standard

*Inserts Sakamoto*


Inventory:
a parrot. It's not alive. Maybe someone should have fed it while it was in the vending machine. It's wearing a tiny eyepatch.
a copy of Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Sorry about your luck.
$1.12.
A box of crayons.
a snake.
a glow in the dark cake!
a warning to watch your language.
thousands of words.
a chewed-up nerf football.

[bobmonkeys]

You receive Nano's right hand, there's candy inside.

*inserts Taneshima Popura*

[Zeldafan2]

You get a confused vending machine.

*Inserts obssesed brony.*

[TheMewster]

You get Fluttershy.

*inserts self*

[ClaecElric4God]

You get stuck in a vending machine.

*inserts single-celled organism*

[bobmonkeys]

You receive a biology textbook.

*inserts a used pair of underwear*

[AdriTan]

Receives a new pair of undies!

*inserts the song "single ladies" *

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Edit
Out pops a handful of single Kens

*Puts in a coin*

[AdriTan]

Receives banana!

*inserts puppie doodoo*

[bobmonkeys]

Receives elephant poo.

*Inserts my kindergarten teacher."

[AngelicTotoro]

Receives the keys to Michael Jacksons old house.

*Inserts space jam vhs tape*

[bobmonkeys]

Receives the vhs tape back but with the tape pulled out of it.

*Inserts a wad of uncooked meat.*

[anlptgtsg]

^ Gets a hungry Tazmanian Devil(Taz)
*Insert Looney tunes characters*

[ClaecElric4God]

You get Sylvester and Wile E. Coyote back...but Tweety and the Roadrunner are nowhere to be seen.

*insert a hypothesis*

[Derek_Is_Me]

*reads hypothesis* T_T It's wrong.

You get a super soaker that fires lightbeams into outerspace by being charged by a hydroelectric plant in New Jersey.

*inserts random quote here*

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

You receive a random message : "Your hair is as neon as the flying dolphin's hair when he sings blues clues mail time song."


*shoves chocolate cookies into mechanic. *

[Zeldafan2]

You get a crushed cookie.

*Inserts Six Flags.*

[ClaecElric4God]

You get vomit sprayed everywhere.

*inserts chocolate milk*

[bobmonkeys]

You get a chocolate cow.

*inserts bellybutton lint*

[Zeldafan2]

You get a belly fresh with a belly button with no lint.

*Inserts the big book of everything.*

[anlptgtsg]

Receive a super book.
*Insert the writings in the wall*

[Broly Ultimatrix]

you reviece somthing to write on the wall
the cake is not a lie
the cake is not a lie
the cake is not a lie
the cake is not a lie
the cake is not a lie
the cake is not a lie
the cake is not a lie

*lemon meringue pie

[AdriTan]

Receives quote from Princess Bride "'No more rhymes now, I mean it!.' 'Anybody want a peanut?'"

*inserts Tolkien*

[Derek_Is_Me]

*announcer voice sounds from within the machine* You good sir just won a brand new CAR!!!! The vinyl interior of this ford mustang is to die for. The seats are heated and have superior butt cushioning for those long trips with the kids. Speaking of kids. The back seat is equipped with a two muzzels and the doors have been secured with safety locks. No longer will your kids bother you while your driving. And no longer will they make a noise with the patented child shocker poker stick. With just a poke. Your children with be electrocuted with SEVERAL HUNDRED VOLTS!!!! Nothing dangerous I assure you ladies and gentlemen. Oh, and don't get me started on the exterior of the car.

*inserts a penguin*

[TheMewster]

You get an iceberg.

*inserts all the commas in the world*

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

You got a turtle!

*Puts in a hamster wheel*

[anlptgtsg]

You receive a empty aquarium.
*Insert picture of a guinea pig*

[Zeldafan2]

You get a real guinea pig.

*Inserts medical conditions.*