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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:27 pm

"Hahaha, I am!" The Ice king said in an annoying and nasally voice. "Have you seen my peppermint butler? I last saw him...
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:07 pm

runnig around singing a song of sorts. "Here i am!!" says the Peppermint butler. he looks at our hero and says "why hello there. my name is..."
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:09 pm

Eragon!" He bows low. "So, where are we, what are we doing here?"
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:12 pm

the ice king replied "ERAGON! we must take this strange fellow to my wife. you have to meet her aproval before you are accepted into this land.
Back at the Ice palace, Our hero and Eragon bow before the queen.
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Postby Voltage » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:20 pm

"Umm, who are you?" Said the queen - who wasn't a queen at all, she was a teenage boy. "Maple, you're ruining my sofa!"

He scowled, pushing the two others off the couch and mumbling as he straightedned out the cover.

"Who are you? and where are we, this isn't the ice palace!" Said the the kind and our hero ad they kindly helped place the misshapen couch back.

"Figures." the boy said sadly. "No one ever knows who I am. I'm Canada, eh?"

((I had to))
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Postby Sai-Chan » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:30 pm

The king says, "so THAT's youre name?? CANADA?? names starting with C are bannned in this land!
(hey i made an unintentional rhyme)
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Postby sailorsaturn » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:06 pm

"CANADIA!" Hero exclaimed "Canadia, what are you doing here? Wait! Don't tell me, I want to tell you my story first. Guess what I've been doing today. You're never going to get it right, but just guess."
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Postby Voltage » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:16 pm

"My name is Canada." The teen sighed, and looked up at Hero. (We're just going to name him that now) "And, uh... Buying an Elevator that goes to the top floor?"
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Postby Crossfire » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:36 pm

Voltage (post: 1520260) wrote:Canada.

'Sup.







Hero never got a chance to respond, for a black aurora enveloped the whole room. Out of this darkness came forth a most horrid sight, along with the last words of an apparent conversation spoken by the unseen.


"...ya, vas panimayu. Da."
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Postby acgifford » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:24 am

"...ya, vas panimayu. Da." said the hairy man in a tutu.

The hero merely stared back at it in horror. "What language is that? I don't understand what you are saying!" He said as he tried not to stare.
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Postby Voltage » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:36 pm

Canada shrank back in Terror. "Ah~ That's Russian!" He squeaked and hid behind Hero. "St-stranger danger!"
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Postby Twister980 » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:14 pm

Our hero sighed. "Well, at least he doesn't explode." Before those words were out of his mouth, the harry man with a tutu turned into a creeper. It hissed before exploding. Sending our hero and Canada flying in seperate directions. Canada went on to rule what is now North Montana. But he never saw the hero again. As for the hero? No idea.

Well, we'll just have to wait and see what the kid cooks up.

(I wrote in the narrator from "Bastion"s voice.)
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Postby Voltage » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:22 pm

(HAH, minecraft and Hetalia FTW - awh, I wanted to keep Canada in the story)

In fact, look, he's cooking lasagna right now.

Hero sighed as he stuck the pasta in the oven, after putting...
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Postby sailorsaturn » Wed Dec 14, 2011 12:25 pm

After putting Garfield in his kennel so he wouldn't steal the lasagna.
"I think that cat might have a pig for a grandfather." Hero mumbled.
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Postby Twister980 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:08 pm

I heard that. Said Garfield. Now let me out of this kennel before I barf all over the carpet.
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Postby sailorsaturn » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:32 pm

"I'd like to see you try!" Hero says as he puts the kennel outside. "Hehehe! It's just you and me tonight, lasagna."
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