Sometimes, insults can be downright funny. What's the best one you've ever heard.
Here's one of mine:
"Why do you insist on talking? Every time you open your mouth, you show why you shouldn't."
What's the best insult you've ever heard?
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What's the best insult you've ever heard?
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Insults are also generally not really that funny (expect to the insulter, I suppose).
Also, "best insult" could be considered an oxymoron. I honestly don't think I'd give the insulter the time of day by remembering and rating their insults towards me.
Although, there was one that I did smile about once.
"your innoying"
Also, "best insult" could be considered an oxymoron. I honestly don't think I'd give the insulter the time of day by remembering and rating their insults towards me.
Although, there was one that I did smile about once.
"your innoying"
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In highschool, we celebrated William Shakespeare's birthday by writing Shakespearean insults to each other and posting them in the cafeteria.
Since none of it was to be taken seriously (and because of the wording), it wound up being hilarious and fun.
http://petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm
Since none of it was to be taken seriously (and because of the wording), it wound up being hilarious and fun.
http://petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm
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I love it when people try to insult someone and they take it as a compliment. n.n
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Rusty Claymore (post: 1443237) wrote:I love it when people try to insult someone and they take it as a compliment. n.n
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ShiroiHikari (post: 1443249) wrote:"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"
We use this one a lot on campus. XD
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Nightshade X (post: 1443252) wrote:"Boil-dripping beef fart-sniffing bubble butt"
"You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude!"
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ShiroiHikari (post: 1443265) wrote:"You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude!"
Oh my gosh yes I love that movie so much. XDD
Also. Most favorite ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alXKHIgOYd4
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From the song Duel Duet: (I've not seen the movie that this is related to, but I saw a fan vid with Jaffar Vs. Hades XD)
"You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister"
"You're a dead end dead beat nowhere mister
With a kiss like a Mississippi alligator's sister"
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"Your mom." That one's always been my favorite.
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Htom Sirveaux (post: 1443318) wrote:"Your mom." That one's always been my favorite.
I like that one too. I probably annoy the crap out of people all the time with that:
"I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger."
"Your mom is a cheeseburger."
...and so on.
I also like to retort with "Your FACE is _____." I am such a seven-year-old.
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ShiroiHikari (post: 1443320) wrote:I like that one too. I probably annoy the crap out of people all the time with that:
"I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger."
"Your mom is a cheeseburger."
...and so on.
I also like to retort with "Your FACE is _____." I am such a seven-year-old.
Glad to hear that I'm not the only one who uses both of these. My friends and I go back and forth with "your mom" and "your face" all the time. XD
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My personal favorite insult was from a book, actually. A character was referring to the female lead...
"And then there's this one. A girl so ugly, burn victims stare and point at her."
XD
"And then there's this one. A girl so ugly, burn victims stare and point at her."
XD
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There was that one where the person said "Your mother is so masculine... OH THAT'S YOUR DAD... oh you're mother is the one over there, she's nice."
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Recently taken to insulting via low-level terms (like ignoramus and low-life) with a dramtic voice inflection and getting away with it by follow-up quips on how they could do better. ▬_▬
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Oh gosh. Why is this subject brought up?
But while we're on it...
I always laugh when someone tries to make fun of my voice - they try to make it sound like my voice is weird but they end up looking silly.
Reminds me of a trick I used to play on every copy cat (CC) I met:
Me: "Stop copying me."
CC: "Stop copying me."
Me: "I'm stupid."
CC: "I'm stupid."
...
CC: "Hey!!"
But while we're on it...
I always laugh when someone tries to make fun of my voice - they try to make it sound like my voice is weird but they end up looking silly.
Reminds me of a trick I used to play on every copy cat (CC) I met:
Me: "Stop copying me."
CC: "Stop copying me."
Me: "I'm stupid."
CC: "I'm stupid."
...
CC: "Hey!!"
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All of this:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBTO5wUe8ks&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sbYv6JrP1A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBTO5wUe8ks&feature=related
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This is me.ShiroiHikari (post: 1443320) wrote:I like that one too. I probably annoy the crap out of people all the time with that:
"I'm gonna go get a cheeseburger."
"Your mom is a cheeseburger."
...and so on.
I also like to retort with "Your FACE is _____." I am such a seven-year-old.
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