Nate (post: 1442121) wrote:Short answer: no.
Long answer: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
rocklobster wrote:Do you really think you need to worry about someone who's 0-2?
goldenspines wrote:Its only stealing if you don't get caught.
Nate (post: 1442152) wrote:2000 was still the best end of the world. I don't think we'll top that one. I mean Y2K, planes falling out of the sky, everyone's bank accounts being lost, birth records vanishing. Come on. What can May 2011 do to top that?
TopazRaven (post: 1442159) wrote:Heh, so for all we know it could happen say, tomorrow? Or next Friday? XD AH!
TopazRaven (post: 1442166) wrote:Because I don't want to die yet.
Rusty Claymore wrote:And Srsly, how would hanging around doing nothing look when He gets back? XD
Nate (post: 1442184) wrote:Wait what if God comes back while you're sleeping? Then you'll look lazy. QUICK DON'T SLEEP EVER JUST IN CASE.
Rusty Claymore wrote:think about what God would say if he came back and found out you weren't sleeping.
Nate (post: 1442191) wrote:"I was totally sleeping God, seriously!"
"NO YOU WEREN'T, YOU WERE PLAYING YOUR DS UNDER THE COVERS."
"Well when else am I supposed to play it? During the day I have to keep doing everything I can to look good so you'll be impressed when you come back!"
"NEVER PLAY VIDEO GAMES OR WATCH TV OR USE THE INTERNET, FOR YOU MUST ALWAYS BE DOING CHRISTIAN THINGS WHEN I RETURN. DON'T READ BOOKS EITHER EXCEPT THE BIBLE. DIDN'T THEY TEACH YOU THIS IN CHURCH? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN UNLESS YOU'RE LAUGHING AT HOW DUMB THE DEVIL IS."
"I'm sorry God, I thought I could have a life and do things I enjoyed too!"
"WELL TOO BAD. OFF TO HELL YOU GO."
goldenspines wrote:Its only stealing if you don't get caught.
Nate (post: 1442152) wrote:2000 was still the best end of the world. I don't think we'll top that one. I mean Y2K, planes falling out of the sky, everyone's bank accounts being lost, birth records vanishing. Come on. What can May 2011 do to top that?
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