Funniest use of the english language in anime.

[Nate]

Oooh, now I can mention this one.

Garo had a special side story to the main series that was done almost as a play in a theater. It involved her meeting most of the characters from the main series who acted almost completely differently. At one point, she meets Kodama, who remains silent throughout the entire series...but he can't remain as silent here and lets out all his feelings.

Unfortunately I don't have a link directly to the scene; this is the best I can do, he appears at about the 12:30 mark and talks shortly after that.

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v271556xfqGWTZE

[ShiroiHikari]

Hahahahaha shinkansen.

[steenajack]

That is really funny, and that guy actually speaks English quite well. I fond these online. I thought they were hilarious/interesting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4MR25p6fBQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SoZn70uxFM

[Maledicte]

Date Masamune from Sengoku Basara.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4z3Wj5iBUc

First lines of the anime, no less.

[steenajack]

I think someone posted that earlier, but it's still pretty funny. XD!

[crusader88]

revy was pretty funny, but my favorite is when Ryoma Echizen renders "Mada made dane" into English.

[steenajack]

XD! How bout' this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9RAcY5Kgck

[Lynna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEor7K2dNbg
it's at 5:32, near the middlend of the ep. This was the first time I heard people speak english in a japanese episode.. I was so shocked, it took me a moment to figure out that she was speaking english! they're reactions to it are funny, and she speaks it fairly well...

[steenajack]

Alot of those people speak it well in that section. XD!

[steenajack]

O_______o................What on earth was she saying? lol!!!!!! ROTFL. Very funny Sunao. XD!

[LiquidOcelot]

Azumanga Daioh had some funny and cute moments. Yukari was the English teacher. Minamo was the physical education teacher.

There were several interesting scenes regarding spoken English. One involved Yukari, Minamo and a foreigner. Another one involved Kagura trying to help a foreigner at the train station. Where Yukari also showed up.

I think there was another involving Yukari and Minamo. Yukari was showing Minamo how well she spoke English. They had a friendly rivalry.

[Blacklight]

I've heard some hilarious stuff, and it's also hilarious when there's other languages in addition to English.
This is one of my favorites. The scene starts at 3:00 and ends at about 3:15.
(I couldn't find a clip with just that scene.)

[KhakiBlueSocks]

[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][color="RoyalBlue"]I love this scene from "Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale nochi Guu"--not only does it contain the funniest Engrish moment I've come across in a while, but...well...just listen to the background music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3qV1QNR3lA

"Welcome to the hippest trip!!!"[/color][/SIZE][/font]

[steenajack]

WTHECK!?!?! That was hilarious. XD!

[Blacklight]

[font="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="4"][color="RoyalBlue"]I love this scene from "Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale nochi Guu"--not only does it contain the funniest Engrish moment I've come across in a while, but...well...just listen to the background music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3qV1QNR3lA

"Welcome to the hippest trip!!!"[/color][/SIZE][/font]

XD
genius.

[guitargeekette]

In Soul Eater episode 32 The Shibusen Bully!! Excalibur: Good morning Hero

Hero: Good morning Excalibur!

Excalibur and Hero speak Japanese then Hero says , "Let's Enjoy!" You'd have to hear it, it's hilarity.

[Wolf-man]

These aren't anime, but this scene from Magiranger was pretty hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKv8Q_gmUfQ

And of course my favorite use of English has to be from Tendou in Kabuto (who was raised in Switzerland and is bilingual):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--PzSJmp7Zo&feature=related

You forgot this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jNl--89_4Y

When Tendou says "Stronger" and "Strongest" in perfect English. XD

[Nate]

Well if you're going to pull up Tendou I'm going to counter with Psyga.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZA1Mrb8f9Y

[Wyntre Rose]

Sorry, I know this thread is kind of old, but I just couldn't resist...most adorable password ever.

Natsumi, my lahvu...Kissu me tendah, ando holdo me tights forevah....

He does it twice. The second time is even better.

Made even more hilarious when you realize that that is the voice of Alucard and The Count of Monte Cristo...Nakata Jouji is a genius. XD

[steenajack]

That is so kawaii! 8DDDDDDDDD!!!!! X3!!!! Thank you so much for posting that.

[Juliannesan]

Heyyy, I have a really funny clip I wish I could show you guys from Hanasakeru Seishonen. But I can't find it anywhere. But it's super funny!

[Fish and Chips]

The Legend of Black Heaven: A Japanese rock musician travels to America and accidentally prods a lobster in a tank, having it snap its claws down on his fingers, which he quickly withdraws, holding them up in pain. As is often the case in these social situations, a passing heavy-set Black man in a pink muscle shirt takes him as giving him the Finger, and proceeds to cuss him out in surprisingly well written English, excepting that no Black person I've ever met talked with such a high voice.

Well what do ya know.

HEAVY language warning on this one folks. Just saying.

[Yamamaya]

Well what do ya know.

HEAVY language warning on this one folks. Just saying.

I've seen that before. It made me lol hard.

They must have just chosen the first gaijin they could find to play the black dude.

[Wyntre Rose]

That is so kawaii! 8DDDDDDDDD!!!!! X3!!!! Thank you so much for posting that.

You're welcome, sweetie!

[Juliannesan]

You guys have to watch this.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/hanasakeru/episode-9-something-that-never-changes-533372

Start watching at 5:35. It makes me laugh everytime.

[pikmintaro]

The newest one I can think of is this scene from Highschool of the dead Alice sings "Row row row your boat" in english, and then Kohta Hirano does his own english version...

****WARNING****
It's Highschool of the dead so there is quite a bit of fanservice, no actual nudity, but there is quite a bit of uhh.... "bouncing" in the clip (TV tropes calls it gainaxing) by Saya, and some uhhh... whatever you call quick shots of the sleeping girls bottoms, and a side shot of their... scantily clad bosoms (Well mostly just Busujima senpai for a couple of seconds because she is basically just wearing an apron)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4goj7B-w5U


My favorite part is when Saya says "MUTHA GOOSOOO!!!"

[Bobtheduck]

I've noticed that in some animes the characters may speak english. Sometimes their use of English is quite hilarious especially in this anime scene.

(Yes it doesn't sound like it, but she is speaking in English)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTpm1SS2hU&feature=related

This video distracted me. I have the kids say "May I please have a cup" in English, but I said "May I please have a gun" instead...

[bigsleepj]

Wammy's House.

[the_wolfs_howl]

Oh, I just remembered one that always cracked me up! In Busou Renkin, when he's shouting out one of his attacks (please pronounce like a Japanese for full effect):


Captain Bravo: "Shiruba Sukin - Anazaa Taipu!!!"

[MightiMidget]

The first Durarara!! special. It was fairly good at points! But at other times it just fell apart. xD