Nate (post: 1407057) wrote:I support her marrying anyone and everyone she wants! IT'S ALL GOOD!
Unless she wants to marry her toaster or something. But I don't think toasters can say "I do" or sign a legal contract so I don't think we have to worry about that one.
Oh really Nate? so then I guess you're revoking what you said on the pillow thread...
Nate (post: 1380525) wrote:But you're missing the positives.
The pillow can't cheat on you.
The pillow will never have a period.
The pillow will never leave you.
The pillow won't ever guilt-trip you into buying it things.
Have a long night and work and come in at 3 AM? The pillow won't be suspicious!
The pillow won't ever complain about how many video games you're buying, or how much anime or sports you're watching.
The pillow doesn't have annoying in-laws.
And the pillow won't ever get sick, and it won't die before you do leaving you a nervous wreck who feels responsible and empty from their death!
Man marrying a pillow sounds pretty good now actually.
XD hmmm?
(I'm joking,btw)