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Let's play Oregon Trail!

Postby Fish and Chips » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:09 pm

Hey kids, are you ready to get educated about easily preventable diseases and dated public transportation?

Because I know I am.

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Oh yeah.

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We are all going to die you guys.

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Protip: There is usually not a ferry.

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Or that most dangerous animal of all...MAN.

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If you're already sensing a trend, there's a really big theme in this game about losing everything precious to you in waist deep water.

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Futility is a virtue.

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The poison in front of you.

I mean, carpenter.

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I think we all know this one.

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Now for my next trick, I'll need four volunteers from the audience.
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Postby blkmage » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:19 pm

Oh man.

Oh man.

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Postby Cognitive Gear » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:19 pm

Ooh, pick me! Pick me!
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:44 pm

Consider me officially subscribed to this thread. XD Dear goodness this looks amusing. XD
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Postby Solid Ronin » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:10 pm

In.

And demand to be a doctor as I have always wanted to take men's limbs off.
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Postby chibiphonebooth » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:23 pm

OH OH OH... ;o;

I WANT TO BE IN IT, PLEASE FISH PLEASE

by the way, that little boy has a hole in his head.
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Postby LadyRushia » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:26 pm

LOL This is amazing. Count me in if there's room. I love this game and want to play it now.
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:31 pm

Oregon Trail? I LOVE THIS GAME! Count me in!

EDIT: Seems I was a little slow with my response. XD I'll take a raincheck.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:07 pm

I will enjoy watching all of you die of Cholera...I mean, make it to Oregon...yeah.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:54 pm

Oh my gosh...
I am loving this already.
*grabs popcorn and video camera and sits down next to Peanut*
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Postby Fish and Chips » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:54 pm

chibiphonebooth (post: 1364774) wrote:by the way, that little boy has a hole in his head.
That's why you don't mess with Pa.

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It's anyone's guess who the second girl is.

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To the wayback machine!

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Let's go for March. Arriving during a summer heat wave in a desert region will do wonders for our water supply.

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But you're going to anyway.

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Wait, Matt? I don't know any-

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Oh, this guy.

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Blah blah low prices you bottom feeder of the lower economic strata.

How many third world sweat shop workers died to finance that pipe of yours.

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Easy money.

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"-While I stay home comfortable and get rich off suicidal Western expansionists, ah ha ha~." A pox on your classy pipe and the black market peddlers it associates with.

Well then, looks like we're just about ready to leave.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:58 pm

Hey look, a Minnesotan company is going to get you all killed!
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sat Jan 09, 2010 7:59 pm

The very fact that this man's name is Matt makes me uneasy, at best! We are off to a good start, Oregon Trail!
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Postby Cognitive Gear » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:11 pm

Matt will be to blame for any and all failures. Of course, if we succeed it will solely through our combined skill and brainpower.
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Postby goldenspines » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:11 pm

I am intently watching this thread. Should we start placing bets on who is going to die first? XP

I mean, good luck! :D
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:15 pm

Matt.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:17 pm

My bet goes to Cogni first. I mean, happy trails to you all \o.o/
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:19 pm

Try not to get shot! - I mean, don't fall down a cliff! - I mean, don't get mauled by a bear!...
Um...
What Tsuki said!
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Postby blkmage » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:19 pm

I for one am looking forward to a new life of opportunity on the other side of the continent.
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:25 pm

Unless you die.
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:37 pm

Ante Bellum (post: 1364823) wrote:Unless you die.


Then his corpse will enjoy a new life on the other side of the continent.
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:38 pm

This... "Matt" seems a shady chap. o_q Oh, well. Bon Voyage and all that. I shall enjoy my tea, crumpets, and raspberry preserves while you die of starvation in the wilern-- I, I mean... live off the land. *coughsnicker*
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Postby Radical Dreamer » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:43 pm

Peanut (post: 1364826) wrote:Then his corpse will enjoy a new life on the other side of the continent.


This sounds like the plot to a zombie movie.

It's close to miiiiidday, and somethin' evil's lurkin' in the deeseerrttt...
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:44 pm

Hey Ridley, mind sharing? You can come sit with us. You know, the ones who won't die.
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:52 pm

Not at all, not at all! Be my guest. *sits next to Ante and Peanut and offers the plate around*
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Postby Ante Bellum » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:55 pm

Thanks! *takes crumpet*
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Postby Peanut » Sat Jan 09, 2010 8:57 pm

I feel like one of the on lookers during the Battle of Bull Run.
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Postby Davidizer13 » Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:52 pm

I heartily encourage you to take to heart the saying, "climb every mountain, ford every stream." Because, as everyone knows, floating your wagon or taking the ferry is for sissies.
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Postby LadyRushia » Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:53 pm

I'm betting that RD will die of dysentery and that thieves will steal clothing and axels at some point.
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Postby Whitefang » Sat Jan 09, 2010 10:16 pm

blkmage will die first. He will be eaten by a bear somewhere near Yellowstone.

Good luck to the rest of you all, however!
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