Similar to the old "What's Your Life Soundtrack?" thread, but with one band/artist, and the song selections are deliberate, not random.
My Life According to: They Might Be Giants
Describe yourself: Hypnotist of Ladies
How do you feel: Hopeless Bleak Despair
Describe where you currently live: Snail Shell
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
Your favorite form of transportation: Boat of Car
Your best friend is: My Evil Twin
What's the weather like: Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas)
Favorite time of day: With the Dark
If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Experimental Film
What is life to you: Brain Problem Situation
Your fear: Haunted Floating Eye
What is the best advice you have to give: Careful What You Pack
Thought for the Day: I Should Be Allowed to Think
How I would like to die: Dead
My soul's present condition: Sleeping in the Flowers
My motto: No One Knows My Plan
Wish: Da[r]n Good Times