You Are This Guy

[Lil_Ninja]

Water the seeds, then once they grow, stick them in your sides so you'll have an extra set of arms! THINK OF THE DESTRUCTIVE POWER YOU WILL HAVE!

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

[font="palatino Linotype"]WATER THE SEEDS WITH THE RANDOM HOSE.

THEN BECOME DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS.
BLAAAAAAAAAAH.[/font]

[Fish and Chips]

In the warriors code
There's no surrender.
Though his body says stop
His spirit cries - never!
Deep in our soul - a quiet ember
Knows it's you against you
It’s the paradox that drives us on!
It's a battle of wills,
It's the passion that kills,
The victory is yours - alone!

In the burning heart - just about to burst.
There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable thirst.
In the darkest night - rising like a spire.
In the burning heart - the unmistakable fire.



Shoot, you forgot to water it.

What do you do?

[goldenspines]

This thread never ceases to amaze me. It gets better with each page.

Water the sapling with the overstretched hose and repeat the previous step.

[Midori]

Forget the hose. It probably isn't connected to water. Do a rain dance instead.

[Sparx00]

>Drool on plant and hope it grows

[Peanut]

Quench the plant's thirst with a large pail of water.

[KumaruRockz]

Rather crude post.


[spoiler]Pee on it.[/spoiler]

[Solid Ronin]

You've not eaten in awhile, You could eat the plant. It would break your heart but these are desperate time.

[TriezGamer]

... Y'know, after such a lousy weekend, this has really brightened my day.

[Tsukuyomi]

[spoiler]I thought the same time at one point, Kumaru XDD It was jsut the way he was standing over them xD;[/spoiler]

If you eat them.. they will grow.. into arms.. MANLY ARMS TO ASSIST IN YOUR VENTURES D:<

[Dante]

[SPOILER]I was thinking the same Kumaru O_O... we must be reallyw weird[/SPOILER]

[EricTheFred]

I cry bitter tears over the unwatered seedlings, thereby watering them in my sorrows.

[KumaruRockz]

[spoiler]Weird people unite? xD[/spoiler]

[Hana Ryuuzaki]

I cry bitter tears over the unwatered seedlings, thereby watering them in my sorrows.

[font="Palatino Linotype"]And, sadly, it would sow Emo Plants.
Which grow new lil' emo babies!!
ooohh nnooooo!!

((No offense to Emo people. I'm one, also. XD]

[Reon]

>Ask the seeded envelope if it wants a mask
or
>Rickroll it

I love coming back just to read this post. Tis Beautiful and your suggestions are hilarious (community)

[Htom Sirveaux]

According to the montage, you now have a bed, a children's picture book (or a magazine or something), a wagon, and a guitar. Put these in your inventory.

And as evidenced by the lower-right quarter of the montage, it appears you can now go outside. Assuming this was the ultimate goal of the game, you've now beaten it. If it wasn't, well, at least you now have a bed, a children's picture book/magazine, a wagon, and a guitar.

You also appear to know the lyrics to "In the Burning Heart", for whatever that's worth.

[minakichan]

I think it's more like a little (red) wagon than a wheelbarrow.

But yeah, great way to add more tools to your set =)

[Fish and Chips]

You're not sure why you're assuming the hose doesn't work, but this was the best idea you could come up with. You channel all your devotion into some fancy footwork, determined to set loose the floodgates of heaven upon your precious gardening project. Looks like that semester in Ritualistic Dancing wasn't wasted after all.

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the riii-



In your fervor of religious concentration you trip over the still-there trapdoor, cushioning yourself against the cardboard-cutout of a vase. The resulting friction between the flimsy processed cardboard and the comfortably nondescript floor sparks a flame.



This isn't exactly what you were going for. You should probably put it out before you've got the towering inferno fueled entirely by dry surplus cardboard.

What do you-



FSSSHHHH.





Oh.



The sapling is watered!

What do you do?

[goldenspines]

[SIZE="1"]Random hole in the roof, FTW.
EDIT: GAH, SPRINKLER, NOT HOLE. Mith wins. [/SIZE]

Leap up in excitement and watch the sapling grow into a mysterious arm plant that will hopefully aid you in your escape.

[Mithrandir]

Add the fire sprinkler to inventory. And the pipping.

No! Grind up the ashes from the cardboard, which would make an EXCELLENT fertilizer. Maybe the plant will grow super fast!

Try to shake off the feeling that I've unwittingly sewed the seeds of my own destruction.

BTW: This is most excellent! I'm deriving serious enjoyment from this thread.

[Tarnish]

> wait for magic beanstalk

> ...er. Seedstalk.

> ...Stalk.

[Reon]

Since we have a fire now, before it goes out we should drop the cardboard down to the floor below, travel to the locked door, hope it burns down =) (Although in a worst case scenario the building lights on fire and ... uh oh).

>Flame the locked door and pray (keep the hose ready for action/bucket filled with H20)

[Fish and Chips]

The sprinkler shuts off having saved the day, leaving bedded ash in place of the once fondly regarded cheap cardboard stand-up pottery. You decide to scoop up the ash, maybe to use for good fertilizer on your burgeoning envelope garden. Even in death, the vase is useful. You hold back tears for its touching sacrifice.

You brush the ash onto the card you were saving. This seems as good a time to use it at any.



Oh!

It appears your efforts were unneeded. The plant has already grown to tremendous proportions. And what's this, the bud has already begun to unfurl! Guess that, "Blooms once every 100 years," stuff scrawled on the packaging was advertising malpractice. That should save you some time.

It is truly a sight to behold. You eagerly await your new arms.



Arm seeds. Arm plant. Arms.

Ah ha.

Ha.















Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

What do you do?

[Peanut]

Retrieve arms from plant.

[minakichan]

Stick head into plant's open bud and peer inside.

[Reon]

>Ponder where to put arms once you get them from plant.

[Raiden no Kishi]

Christen the plant Robert.

.rai//

[Esoteric]

The plant is armed?! Move plant in front of locked door. Entice plant to punch door open with its arms.

[Whitefang]

Shoot the lock off the locked door in the basement to see what wonders it holds.