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Postby Fish and Chips » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:31 pm

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You find yourself in a badly drawn room. You have no idea how you got here, hazy at best memories of someone asking you whether this smelled like chloroform, but oh ho ho you won't fall for that one again now will you?

What do you do?
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Postby Tarnish » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:32 pm

Look at mailbox
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Postby Peanut » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:35 pm

Pick up the vase and wear it on your head.
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Postby ChristianKitsune » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:40 pm

point the arrow so it becomes the shape of a rocket and fly out of the crazy room into the normal world that you know an love!
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Postby Solid Ronin » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:45 pm

Grow arms.
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Postby goldenspines » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:47 pm

Better question, why don't I have arms?
EDIT: asasjahkdha Eric, why do you type faster? D:

But, at any rate, I think Peanut is on to something. The vase needs attention. I'd look inside it, hoping it contains the magical key to get me home(and arms).
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:50 pm

Loudy state that,"I AM A GIRL!!!"

Orrrrrrrrrrrz, I'd take a gander of what's inside the oversized vase on the floor.. If there even is one D:<
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> Look at mailbox.

Postby Fish and Chips » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:04 pm

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Your attention is drawn to an exquisitely fashioned mailbox in the foreground. It is magnificent. You almost wonder how you didn't notice it in the first place.

The flag is down. No mail today.

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Postby Peanut » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:04 pm

Retrieve arms from vase.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:08 pm

Open the mailbox anyway.. With your mouth o.o?

(Are his arms just tightly at his sides or something XDD?)
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Postby goldenspines » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:10 pm

Get new eyes.
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:11 pm

Run from vase. (It looks like it wants to eat me. o_o; )
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> Grow arms.

Postby Fish and Chips » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:25 pm

This may be the stupidest thing you have ever-wait.

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Rummaging around in your trusty inventory, you find a single packet of Arm Seeds, still factory sealed for the discriminating gardener. But you have no soil with which to plant them, and no water with which to tenderly nurture them into full bloom.

Arms aren't even in season this time of year.

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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:26 pm

Lose the arm I have to grow two more new ones.
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Postby TheMelodyMaker » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:27 pm

Feed seeds to hungry vase. XD
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Postby Peanut » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:27 pm

Look for a door or window.
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Postby Mr. SmartyPants » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:28 pm

Fix the inventory screen! It's crooked!
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Postby goldenspines » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:28 pm

Plant the seeds in the vase.

This is the most confusing game I've ever played. Where can I get a copy?
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:30 pm

But, then the vase will grow seeds and.. Scary thought *shivers* O.O

Eat the packet of arm seeds u_u/
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Postby KagayakiWashi » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:40 pm

Solid Ronin (post: 1306747) wrote:Grow arms.


DUDE I WAS GONNA SAY THAT......*reads other posts*

I would grow machine gun arms and blow up the vase and then travel through the dimension I opened up to get out of the room.

For the mailbox, I'd blow it up and find a helicopter head to fly to the next level.

For the seeds, I'd eat the seeds and....well, I'll leave the reader's imagination to the rest.
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Postby Etoh*the*Greato » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:00 pm

Plant Seeds Vase
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> Fix the inventory screen! It's crooked!

Postby Fish and Chips » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:02 pm

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You can't reach it!

This could have unforeseen consequences.

What will you d-

THUMP.

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Postby Peanut » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:06 pm

Look at card on the back of Vase.
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Postby Mithrandir » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:14 pm

Kick over the vase and look under it!!!

Edit: Well, looks like I took to long! Yes; let's read the card on the back of the vase. "Get Card."
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Postby goldenspines » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:15 pm

Look in the mailbox again.
Or look up.
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Postby Tsukuyomi » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:16 pm

Take some advil for that headache.. Or read the note on the back fo the vase ^ ^
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Postby Mithrandir » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:19 pm

I would also try and learn how to type faster. Maybe I would learn how to *draw* faster. :D
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Postby Lil_Ninja » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:44 pm

Start the cardboard vase on fire and make a smoke signal for help! YES!
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> Look at card on the back of vase.

Postby Fish and Chips » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:45 pm

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Lands alive, it wasn't a vase at all, but a poorly constructed cardboard-cutout. You really need to get your depth perception checked. Behind the faux vase is a taped note. What secrets could it hold?

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Oh you have got to be kidding me.

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Postby goldenspines » Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:46 pm

Dance.
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