Postby Ingemar » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:06 pm
[SIZE="7"]Ashley vs. Nate[/SIZE]
Nate:
Schwweeeeeeeeet! I finally got my spot on the limelight.
ShiroiHikari:
That's cool.
Nate:
O.K., how should I go about this fight?
ADXC:
Uhh...
EricTheFred:
Firearms! Definitely firearms!
Pascal:
NO! Use the power of science!
EricTheFred:
Isn't that a bit of an overlap?
The Liar XIII
Swords! Swords! Swords!
Hana Ryuuzaki:
Use a Death Note. Srsly.
Nate:
OK, OK, OK, OK. There's really only one way to settle this.
[font="Fixedsys"]How Should Nate Fight Ashley?
a. Guns
b. Swords
c. Max INT and CHR to bluff way into victory
d. Explosives
e. Shounen-style fighting moves
f. Nate should forfeit
g. We should have ten more polls to decide.[/font]
(TWO DAYS LATER, NATE is still squabbling with forumites over the minutiae of the duel).
Nate:
OK, and the winner for "Epic One-Liner Nate should deliver upon victory" is....
'We need two more polls to decide.'
This is just idiotic.
Mr.Smarty Pants:
What about Rachel Higuchi?
Nate:
What about Rachel Higuchi. Seriously, I stopped caring.
Kaligraphic:
New poll! New poll! "How many times Nate!"
goldenspines:
Huh?
Nate:
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! I have a fight I need to get started!
Announcer:
It's been started for quite a while.
Nate:
Huh?
(NATE finds himself impaled on a Shepherdess' crook)
Son of a.... (He collapses)
Ashley:
I just thought of a great new [mandatory] Poll! What do you think?
[font="Fixedsys"]Is Ashley the greatest Free-For-All contestant ever?
a. Yes, so great that I promise never to post another poll!
b. I hereby forfeit all rights to post on CAA and thereby surrender my account to immediate bannination.[/font]
Job 7:16
I loathe my life; I would not live forever. Let me alone, for my days are but a breath.