This thread is for you all to have some fun and come up with conversations between game characters. Try and keep it all within ONE game though, except for SSBM which mixes characters.
A question was asked at a Metroid site on if it's possible to skip the Phazon suit in Metroid Prime. The answer was yes but you'd never be able to hurt Metroid Prime cause you need the Phazon Cannon!
This is a convo I made up between a Phazon suit-less Samus and Metroid Prime
Samus - Muhahaha Metroid Prime! I have flamed Flaaghra, thrashed Thardus and rumbled Ridley and now I've come to destroy you!!
MP - And exactly how are you going to do that?
Samus - With my beam of course!
MP *ahem* I'm immune to energy weapons...
Samus - Then with Missiles!!!
MP - I'm immune to those too...
Samus - Oh..... What bout Power bombs?
MP - Nope....
Samus - ... regular bombs?
MP - Not a chance...
Samus - ...crap....
Conversations between game characters
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Conversations between game characters
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skynes - Posts: 742
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Mario: Why good day there, good sir Goomba. Do you mind if I step all over you?
Goomba: Why no, please be my guest.
Mario: Thank you so much. *stomp*
Goomba (in pained voice): The... pleasure... was all mine...
Goomba: Why no, please be my guest.
Mario: Thank you so much. *stomp*
Goomba (in pained voice): The... pleasure... was all mine...
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Eggman: Sonic! Prepare to taste my ultimate weapon of doom!
Sonic: Yeah, right, Eggman, I can take anything you can throw at me! Just try it!
Eggman: *farts*
Sonic: *dies*
Sonic: Yeah, right, Eggman, I can take anything you can throw at me! Just try it!
Eggman: *farts*
Sonic: *dies*
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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Any video game's damsel in distress: Ooo, get that bad guy, hero! Give 'im the ol' one-two!
Hero: You know, you could help me instead of just standing there looking helpless like the programmers told you to do!
Hero: You know, you could help me instead of just standing there looking helpless like the programmers told you to do!
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Robotech: Battlecry (although it could apply to any game with escort missions):
Commander: Jack, I want you to escort this slow, flimsy plane through the enemy infested canyon.
Jack: Pardon me if I'm out of line, but can't we just go around the enemy infested canyon?
Commander: I'm afraid not. That plane is carry a package that was sent by Fed-Ex overnight delivery, and we wouldn't want to to be late!
Jack: Fair enough. Why don't you just give the cargo to me?
Commander: That would be too easy.
Jack: What?!
Commander: You heard me. If you can't do this, then you won't survive the final boss fight.
Jack: Are you implying that I'm not the best pilot in the skies?
Commander: No, I'm telling you that you're not.
Jack:
Commander: Good, now let's get going!
Commander: Jack, I want you to escort this slow, flimsy plane through the enemy infested canyon.
Jack: Pardon me if I'm out of line, but can't we just go around the enemy infested canyon?
Commander: I'm afraid not. That plane is carry a package that was sent by Fed-Ex overnight delivery, and we wouldn't want to to be late!
Jack: Fair enough. Why don't you just give the cargo to me?
Commander: That would be too easy.
Jack: What?!
Commander: You heard me. If you can't do this, then you won't survive the final boss fight.
Jack: Are you implying that I'm not the best pilot in the skies?
Commander: No, I'm telling you that you're not.
Jack:
Commander: Good, now let's get going!
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cbwing0 - Posts: 2728
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FFVIII
Rinoa: Hmm... Now that every needs me, and we're at the beginning of a horrible battle sequence, I'm going to go apologize to someone.
Everone else: Are you out of your MIND?!?
Rinoa: *runs away*
Monsters: ARRRRR!
Rinoa: Help, Squall, help me! Aaaaa!
Squall: Loser. Forget it. I'm gonna go hang out with that Selphie chick. She might be a freak, but at least she's not stupid.
Rikku: Did someone say freak?!? *gyrates randomly*
Squall: Go away, you can come back in 4 years.
Monsters: Yum, anyone up for desert?
Squall: *shrugs* Sure, why not. I know this great cafeteria, but I hope you don't want a hotdog.
Rinoa: Hmm... Now that every needs me, and we're at the beginning of a horrible battle sequence, I'm going to go apologize to someone.
Everone else: Are you out of your MIND?!?
Rinoa: *runs away*
Monsters: ARRRRR!
Rinoa: Help, Squall, help me! Aaaaa!
Squall: Loser. Forget it. I'm gonna go hang out with that Selphie chick. She might be a freak, but at least she's not stupid.
Rikku: Did someone say freak?!? *gyrates randomly*
Squall: Go away, you can come back in 4 years.
Monsters: Yum, anyone up for desert?
Squall: *shrugs* Sure, why not. I know this great cafeteria, but I hope you don't want a hotdog.
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Mithrandir - Posts: 11071
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FFVI
Terra casts Fire.
Locke: O_O
Edgar: What is it, Locke? You look positively spooked!
Locke: D-did you see that? That was MAGIC! M-A-G-I-C!
Edgar: O_O Magic?!!! She used magic?
*at this point, none of them are paying any attention anymore to the fact that there are still two Magitech Armors right in front of them*
*Magitech Armor shoots a missle*
*Everyone blows up*
Terra casts Fire.
Locke: O_O
Edgar: What is it, Locke? You look positively spooked!
Locke: D-did you see that? That was MAGIC! M-A-G-I-C!
Edgar: O_O Magic?!!! She used magic?
*at this point, none of them are paying any attention anymore to the fact that there are still two Magitech Armors right in front of them*
*Magitech Armor shoots a missle*
*Everyone blows up*
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Azier the Swordsman - Posts: 3109
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Samus vs Thardus
Samus - So what's your name then? Rocky?
*Thardus tosses rock at Samus*
*Samus dodges*
Samus - Oh I get it! You're CHUCK!
*Thardus rolls into ball and rolls toward Samus*
*Samus dashes out of the way*
Samus - Listen, we're supposed to be fighting... Not playing Rock n Roll!
*Samus fires Super Missile blowing Thardus to bits*
Samus - Ah I know ur name now!!! CHIP!
Samus - So what's your name then? Rocky?
*Thardus tosses rock at Samus*
*Samus dodges*
Samus - Oh I get it! You're CHUCK!
*Thardus rolls into ball and rolls toward Samus*
*Samus dashes out of the way*
Samus - Listen, we're supposed to be fighting... Not playing Rock n Roll!
*Samus fires Super Missile blowing Thardus to bits*
Samus - Ah I know ur name now!!! CHIP!
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skynes - Posts: 742
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Shining Force (or any other squad based game)
Advisor:OK! You ready Max?
Max: Yeah, I have 30 soldiers ready to go. I have 5 archers, 4 mages, 6 centaurs...
Advisor: Uh... Max...
Max: ...2 Birdpeople...
Advisor: Max.
Max: ...4 Healers...
Advisor: Max!
Max: ... a dragon...
Advisor: MAX!!!
Max: Huh? What?
Advisor: You can only take twelve people.
Max: WHAT?! I have 30 soldiers and I can only take a dozen?
Advisor: Well, you count as one so you can take 11 other people.
Max: What? So my other 19 people are just going to sit at base and get fat, gain no
experience, and be totally useless in the last battle?
Advisor: Pretty much.
Max: Says who?
Advisor: Uh... hang on a second... *rummages around*... here it is right here on
page six of "The Proper Rules of Combat."
Max: *reads handbook* But... but... all the badguys have like 50 people with them!
Advisor: That's why their the badguys. They are allowed to break the rule. Sorry. It's not allowed.
Max: That's crap!
Advisor: That's what it takes to be a hero.
Advisor:OK! You ready Max?
Max: Yeah, I have 30 soldiers ready to go. I have 5 archers, 4 mages, 6 centaurs...
Advisor: Uh... Max...
Max: ...2 Birdpeople...
Advisor: Max.
Max: ...4 Healers...
Advisor: Max!
Max: ... a dragon...
Advisor: MAX!!!
Max: Huh? What?
Advisor: You can only take twelve people.
Max: WHAT?! I have 30 soldiers and I can only take a dozen?
Advisor: Well, you count as one so you can take 11 other people.
Max: What? So my other 19 people are just going to sit at base and get fat, gain no
experience, and be totally useless in the last battle?
Advisor: Pretty much.
Max: Says who?
Advisor: Uh... hang on a second... *rummages around*... here it is right here on
page six of "The Proper Rules of Combat."
Max: *reads handbook* But... but... all the badguys have like 50 people with them!
Advisor: That's why their the badguys. They are allowed to break the rule. Sorry. It's not allowed.
Max: That's crap!
Advisor: That's what it takes to be a hero.
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SVD997 - Posts: 76
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Zombie: *moans*
Nemesis: STARS!
Zombie: *moans*
Nemesis: STARS!
Zombie: *moans*
Nemesis: STARS!
Jill: This is officially the most unintelligent conversation EVER!
Nemesis: STARS?
Nemesis: STARS!
Zombie: *moans*
Nemesis: STARS!
Zombie: *moans*
Nemesis: STARS!
Jill: This is officially the most unintelligent conversation EVER!
Nemesis: STARS?
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Crono: (Why won't anybody let me say anything?)
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Mario 1
Bowser - Bwahahaha Mario! I have captured the Princess! You may have defeated me many times before but how will you do it now!
Mario - Umm... You see that switch behind you?
Bowser - Yup!
Mario - I'm.. uhh... Gonna stand on it... Then the bridge beneath you will collapse... and you'll fall into the lava...
Bowser - ....Oh...
Bowser - Bwahahaha Mario! I have captured the Princess! You may have defeated me many times before but how will you do it now!
Mario - Umm... You see that switch behind you?
Bowser - Yup!
Mario - I'm.. uhh... Gonna stand on it... Then the bridge beneath you will collapse... and you'll fall into the lava...
Bowser - ....Oh...
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skynes - Posts: 742
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Mario: Right, so the Bowser space is...3 spaces away.
Toad: ...yup, thats right Mario!
Mario: ...and I just rolled a 3...sooo...
Yoshi: ...so you have to move 3 spaces fowards Mario!
Mario: ...Ok, then, how about I take my go again... (grabs dice block)
Toad: Hey! No fair Mario! (grabs the other side of the dice block)
Yoshi: ...yeah, just because your names in the game title, doesn't mean you can boss us little guys around.
Mario: (Pulling dice block from toads grips) Look! Whos the big game star here?
Toad: (Sighing) You are mario...
Mario: Exactly!
Yoshi: I've starred in my own game!
Mario: Quiet!
Boo: Hey, can you guys hurry up! Im being interviewed on a documentary about household appliances in 15! I've not got all day you know!
Toad: (In a sarcastic tone) Fine! Go on then baby! The dice is all yours!
Mario: I knew you'd see things my way in the end...
(Hits dice block)
Mario: And this time we have a... 3?! Man I hate this game...
Toad: ...yup, thats right Mario!
Mario: ...and I just rolled a 3...sooo...
Yoshi: ...so you have to move 3 spaces fowards Mario!
Mario: ...Ok, then, how about I take my go again... (grabs dice block)
Toad: Hey! No fair Mario! (grabs the other side of the dice block)
Yoshi: ...yeah, just because your names in the game title, doesn't mean you can boss us little guys around.
Mario: (Pulling dice block from toads grips) Look! Whos the big game star here?
Toad: (Sighing) You are mario...
Mario: Exactly!
Yoshi: I've starred in my own game!
Mario: Quiet!
Boo: Hey, can you guys hurry up! Im being interviewed on a documentary about household appliances in 15! I've not got all day you know!
Toad: (In a sarcastic tone) Fine! Go on then baby! The dice is all yours!
Mario: I knew you'd see things my way in the end...
(Hits dice block)
Mario: And this time we have a... 3?! Man I hate this game...
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Far from all that's wrong and...
Let these
Fears collapse inside
Take me
Back to when i...
Believed
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DrNic - Posts: 695
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Gauntlet Legends and Dark Legacy:
Sumner: Congratulations! Blue Archer is now a level 10 scout!
Archer: Um...actually I'm level 12...
Sumner: Quiet you! Who floats over the levels, me or you?
Archer: Who kills all of the monsters so that you can read the paper?
Sumner: Are you insinuating that I couldn't take care of the monsters myself?!
Archer: I'd say that's exactly what I'm saying.
Sumner: In that case...Congratulations! Blue Archer is now a level 1 pixie!
Archer: What?! You can't do that!
Sumner: I think I just did pixie-boy. Now, I believe you had some crystals to collect...
Sumner: Congratulations! Blue Archer is now a level 10 scout!
Archer: Um...actually I'm level 12...
Sumner: Quiet you! Who floats over the levels, me or you?
Archer: Who kills all of the monsters so that you can read the paper?
Sumner: Are you insinuating that I couldn't take care of the monsters myself?!
Archer: I'd say that's exactly what I'm saying.
Sumner: In that case...Congratulations! Blue Archer is now a level 1 pixie!
Archer: What?! You can't do that!
Sumner: I think I just did pixie-boy. Now, I believe you had some crystals to collect...
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cbwing0 - Posts: 2728
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Metroid I (the original)
Kraid - Bwahahaha Samus! You have come this far but I shall destroy you!
*Kraid fires at Samus*
*boink*
Samus - ... Did you just hit me with a fingernail...
Kraid - NO! These are poison tipped fingernails of doom!!!
*Samus stares at Kraid*
Kraid - Oh alright... It's regular fingernail...
Kraid - Bwahahaha Samus! You have come this far but I shall destroy you!
*Kraid fires at Samus*
*boink*
Samus - ... Did you just hit me with a fingernail...
Kraid - NO! These are poison tipped fingernails of doom!!!
*Samus stares at Kraid*
Kraid - Oh alright... It's regular fingernail...
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