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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:56 pm

DUDE!! I GOT THE DEATHBLOW ON THE BLOB!! AWESOME!!

*clears throat* uh, er, i mean, how nice, i vanquished the blob creature

*summons Tim the enchanter, has tim ignite small explosions randomly and ignite a remaining chunk of the blob, then kicks the chunk into one of the the dragon's nostrils*

ohhhhhhhhh burrrnnnnnn
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Postby Sanji07 » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:55 am

Heh. I knew a new threat was coming.
*summons Luna, the black espeon*
Sanji: Luna! Use Shadowball!
Luna: Yes master. *shadowballs dragon*
Sanji: WATER SPIRAL!!!!!! *lifts hands in air**spiraling water spirals high into sky*...I wonder what would happen if I said "Piggy"? *throws hands forward**spiral crashes into dragon*
Sanji: Yays. ^_^
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:56 pm

We are sad to report that the Blob just ate Temmy and Zarn and Kali.
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:04 am

Uh... ml? The blob has been defeated. But you knew that, right?

*Flips the Blue Dragon over and attacks it's weak point*
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Postby Taliesin » Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:44 am

* Gives him jelly donuts, then takes them away*
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Postby mathgrant » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:26 am

Grr. Blue dragons suck. >:3

*paints the dragon gold*

Gold dragons rawwwwwk! =D=D=D

*gives the now gold dragon a potion which restores precisely 1,234,568 HP*
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:36 am

But he was hungry that's why he ate them.

*The Blob is unmasked to reveal it was really:ZARN's BEARD!*

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog of yours!"

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!
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Postby Peanut » Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:18 pm

*Pokes the Blue Dragon with an incredibly long stick.*
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Postby Sanji07 » Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:19 pm

Hmmm....I know! PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU! >=D
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Luna: You don't have a pikachu. O_o
Sanji: Oh. ._. Then you attack the dragon.
Luna: K. *attacks dragon with Shadow Ball**dragon falls into a river*
Sanji: SWEET! *makes hand movements**thin streaks of water hold dragon down**makes dragon say 'piggy' 99+1 times*
Luna:...*sleeps* ~_~
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:29 pm

Summons The Blob (Yes the one we defeated but on our side) and have him attack said Dragon

Oh and the "Piggy" thing is still in use but he does it on the Dragon :)
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Postby Sparx00 » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:44 am

Here we go again....
*Begins to spin sonic style. Charges towards blue dragon like a pinball, hoping that by slaming into him, a good amount of damage will be done*

"Wait!! We forgot one important thing, mates...Captain Jack Sparrow!!!

*Summons Captain Jack Sparrow....with Jar of Dirt...to help in the battle*
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The pinball attack makes the dragon angry. (Also, the dragon is upset beacuse he was mistaken for a water dragon, and flicks Jack 20 miles away) >: (
Dragon HP: 2,995,000
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>_< Ridley, desu!

*Summons Mr. T to Pity the Blue Dragon*
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The dragon says sorry for misspelling Ridley's name, and is pitty'ed by Mr. T
Dragon HP: 2,988,000
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*throws several boomerang fish at the Blue Dragon*
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The dragon eats all the fish and enjoys (3
Dragon HP: 2,989,000
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*Summons the Chinese Dragon Gate, which turns fish into dragons, and tosses in about 70 fish to transfom and attack the blue dragon.*
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The dragon does not enjoy this. D:>
Dragon HP: 2,983,000
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Summons thousands of disease carring vermin to bite and infect Blue Dragon
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The dragon is not bothered by the vermin
Dragon HP: 2,983,000
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*Looks at the Blue Dragon, and sits him in an airplane seat between two fat Albanian women with excruciating body odor, and in front of a child who keeps throwing up all the time.*
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The dragon is greatly disterbed from the way one of the ladys is looking at him and the barfing child. But the dragon is thankful that the in-flight movie is not Bio-dome starring Polly Shore
Dragon HP: 2,975,000
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There's only one man capable of defeating the Blob:JUGHEAD JONES!!!
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This does not effect the dragon since it is aimed at the blob
Dragon HP:2,975,000
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DS: This dragon doesn't stand a chance, because I shall use:

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

*pulls pin*

DS: One! Two! FIVE!

CephasWhite: Three, sir.

DS: THREE!
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The dragon thinks that DS should throw the grenade before it goes off. O_O
Dragon HP: 2,975,000 (for now at least)
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DUDE!! I GOT THE DEATHBLOW ON THE BLOB!! AWESOME!!

*clears throat* uh, er, i mean, how nice, i vanquished the blob creature

*summons Tim the enchanter, has tim ignite small explosions randomly and ignite a remaining chunk of the blob, then kicks the chunk into one of the the dragon's nostrils*

ohhhhhhhhh burrrnnnnnn
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The dragon gets a nasty smell in his nose soon followed by a nasty taste
Dragon HP: 2,960,000
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Heh. I knew a new threat was coming.
*summons Luna, the black espeon*
Sanji: Luna! Use Shadowball!
Luna: Yes master. *shadowballs dragon*
Sanji: WATER SPIRAL!!!!!! *lifts hands in air**spiraling water spirals high into sky*...I wonder what would happen if I said "Piggy"? *throws hands forward**spiral crashes into dragon*
Sanji: Yays. ^_^
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The dragon is snowball'ed, water spiral'ed, and has heard the word "Piggy"
Everything But the Piggy thing works.
Dragon HP: 2,900,000 Massive Damage!!!
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We are sad to report that the Blob just ate Temmy and Zarn and Kali.
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The dragon has no idea of what ML is talking about. 0.0
Dragon HP: 2,900,000
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Uh... ml? The blob has been defeated. But you knew that, right?

*Flips the Blue Dragon over and attacks it's weak point*
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The dragon does not have a weak point down there, but it still hurts
Dragon HP: 2,880,000
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* Gives him jelly donuts, then takes them away*
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The dragon crys
Dragon HP: 2,875,000
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Grr. Blue dragons suck. >:3

*paints the dragon gold*

Gold dragons rawwwwwk! =D=D=D

*gives the now gold dragon a potion which restores precisely 1,234,568 HP*
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Blue Dragon becomes a Gold Dragon? o.O
Dragon HP: 4,184,568
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But he was hungry that's why he ate them.

*The Blob is unmasked to reveal it was really:ZARN's BEARD!*

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog of yours!"

SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!
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The dragon is disterbed by alot of things ML just said
Dragon HP: 4,000,000
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*Pokes the Blue Dragon with an incredibly long stick.*
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Dragon: "Ow."
Dragon HP: 3,995,000
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Hmmm....I know! PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU! >=D
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Luna: You don't have a pikachu. O_o
Sanji: Oh. ._. Then you attack the dragon.
Luna: K. *attacks dragon with Shadow Ball**dragon falls into a river*
Sanji: SWEET! *makes hand movements**thin streaks of water hold dragon down**makes dragon say 'piggy' 99+1 times*
Luna:...*sleeps* ~_~
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Dragon does not like how he is snowball'ed again, and is pushed into the river. (dragon still doesn't know what Piggy is going to do in this fight but he says piggy anyway to humor Sanji)
Dragon HP: 2,875,000 Massive Damage!!! (This happend because the water from the river washed the still drying paint off. As a result, the dragon is now blue again)
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Summons The Blob (Yes the one we defeated but on our side) and have him attack said Dragon

Oh and the "Piggy" thing is still in use but he does it on the Dragon
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The dragon STILL does nto know the power of the word "piggy"
Insted, the dragon preforms a cheap low budget titanic battle with the blob in which there are many bruses.
Dragon HP: 2,865,000 Good Damage!
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:32 am

*Forces the Dragon into a mosh pit at an Anthrax concert, where the Dragon is bashed and pushed around by screaming Anthrax fans. He also is forced to go to the back room and inhale a lot of cigarette smoke.*
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:38 am

Let's be kind to dragons,after all Skeeve The Great has a pet dragon.
Dragon's are nice and kind and make excellent toasters!
btw:My latest intelligence reports indicate that the blob is actually the love child of Roy Mustang and Kim Manning!
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Tue Feb 05, 2008 12:52 pm

O'.o oh ho!! being a brat about your whoopin, eh dragon?

*goes mythbusters on the dragon and puts an obsurd amount of cigarette lighters and cans of biscuits in the dragons mouth, causing a tremendous explosion of biscuit dough and lighter fluid*

i just love the smell of biscuits and lighter fluid in the afternoon...
'nuff said
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Postby Sohma » Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:10 pm

*Summons Bobobo-bobo(continue) to use his FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR!*

*maniac laughter*
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:44 pm

*builds a gigantic lego fortress around the Dragon and coats it with water-poof deck coating, then proceeds to fill the fortress with tangerine flavored kool-aid and nitro-glycerin.*

Stand back, Y'all!

*sets up a flaming tennis-ball cannon and begins a barrage on the fortress*
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*waits for the flaming tennis balls to ignite the glycerin* :evil:
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Postby CephasWhite » Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:32 am

Summons the Sky Servent and sends the blue dragon in an uncontrollable vortex that spins the dragon around and smashes him to the ground. Soon after I call for lightning with my sword and strike the dragon with it, sending a limitless amount of volts through it's body.
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Postby Danderson » Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:08 am

Time for something new.....

*Danderson accomplishes Shadow-clone-jitusu, turning himself into 100 sonic clones. The clones circle the dragon and charge, spinning towards it with high-voltage energy*

*after attack.....* Ok, lets tag-team....I'll launch someone at the dragon if they have an attack they can perform once they collide with him.....
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:04 pm

Mommy, CephasWhite stole my sword

On a more serious note, Tag-teams with Danderson, and performs what I call "The Wildfire Punch"(CopyRight 2008), a burning punch that toasts the dragon inside out.
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Postby CephasWhite » Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:56 am

*I also tag Danderson and help K_F_M by doing a vertical spin attack with my sword against the dragon*
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Postby mathgrant » Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:05 am

Bah! That paint didn't dry fast enough! Time for more extreme measures.

*covers the dragon in gold painter's tape*

RAWK ON, DWAGGIE!

*gives him a potion which restores precisely 8,675,309 HP*
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:27 am

*feeds the dragon a dragon sized portion of bad curry, then puts an "out of order" sign on the doors of the restrooms"
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Postby ich1990 » Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:44 am

*ties a Earth Mark IX "Gatebuster" nuclear bomb enhanced with naqahdriah to the dragons tail*

Bomb is rigged to blow in three posts.
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Postby Raiden no Kishi » Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:10 am

Cinema-ryu cinematic swordfighting! Final Cut Technique!

Letterbox -> dramatic close-up -> lens flare -> bullet time (katana time) + iaijutsu draw-cut!

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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:15 pm

This is just a post to help ich1990's attack and to ask CephasWhite to give back my sword T_T
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:31 pm

*whaps Mathgrant over the head with a gigantic mallet, then pulls off the dragon's gold tape so that he spins around like the woman getting spun around by the magistrate by her obi.*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.


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Postby Sanji07 » Fri Feb 08, 2008 8:01 pm

*gives Bible to blob and dragon* Here's your guide to life. ^_^
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:09 am

*pokes the dragon with a sharp stick* o.o
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:41 pm

*Forces the dragon to submit to Haruhi Suzumiya, and her ribbon.*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.


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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:12 pm

Causes the Dragon to have a head cold, Strep Throat, A Stomich Virus, and Athletes Foot all at once
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