Postby Sparx00 » Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:44 am
Here we go again....
*Begins to spin sonic style. Charges towards blue dragon like a pinball, hoping that by slaming into him, a good amount of damage will be done*
"Wait!! We forgot one important thing, mates...Captain Jack Sparrow!!!
*Summons Captain Jack Sparrow....with Jar of Dirt...to help in the battle*
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The pinball attack makes the dragon angry. (Also, the dragon is upset beacuse he was mistaken for a water dragon, and flicks Jack 20 miles away) >: (
Dragon HP: 2,995,000
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>_< Ridley, desu!
*Summons Mr. T to Pity the Blue Dragon*
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The dragon says sorry for misspelling Ridley's name, and is pitty'ed by Mr. T
Dragon HP: 2,988,000
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*throws several boomerang fish at the Blue Dragon*
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The dragon eats all the fish and enjoys (3
Dragon HP: 2,989,000
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*Summons the Chinese Dragon Gate, which turns fish into dragons, and tosses in about 70 fish to transfom and attack the blue dragon.*
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The dragon does not enjoy this. D:>
Dragon HP: 2,983,000
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Summons thousands of disease carring vermin to bite and infect Blue Dragon
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The dragon is not bothered by the vermin
Dragon HP: 2,983,000
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*Looks at the Blue Dragon, and sits him in an airplane seat between two fat Albanian women with excruciating body odor, and in front of a child who keeps throwing up all the time.*
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The dragon is greatly disterbed from the way one of the ladys is looking at him and the barfing child. But the dragon is thankful that the in-flight movie is not Bio-dome starring Polly Shore
Dragon HP: 2,975,000
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There's only one man capable of defeating the Blob:JUGHEAD JONES!!!
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This does not effect the dragon since it is aimed at the blob
Dragon HP:2,975,000
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DS: This dragon doesn't stand a chance, because I shall use:
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
*pulls pin*
DS: One! Two! FIVE!
CephasWhite: Three, sir.
DS: THREE!
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The dragon thinks that DS should throw the grenade before it goes off. O_O
Dragon HP: 2,975,000 (for now at least)
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DUDE!! I GOT THE DEATHBLOW ON THE BLOB!! AWESOME!!
*clears throat* uh, er, i mean, how nice, i vanquished the blob creature
*summons Tim the enchanter, has tim ignite small explosions randomly and ignite a remaining chunk of the blob, then kicks the chunk into one of the the dragon's nostrils*
ohhhhhhhhh burrrnnnnnn
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The dragon gets a nasty smell in his nose soon followed by a nasty taste
Dragon HP: 2,960,000
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Heh. I knew a new threat was coming.
*summons Luna, the black espeon*
Sanji: Luna! Use Shadowball!
Luna: Yes master. *shadowballs dragon*
Sanji: WATER SPIRAL!!!!!! *lifts hands in air**spiraling water spirals high into sky*...I wonder what would happen if I said "Piggy"? *throws hands forward**spiral crashes into dragon*
Sanji: Yays. ^_^
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The dragon is snowball'ed, water spiral'ed, and has heard the word "Piggy"
Everything But the Piggy thing works.
Dragon HP: 2,900,000 Massive Damage!!!
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We are sad to report that the Blob just ate Temmy and Zarn and Kali.
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The dragon has no idea of what ML is talking about. 0.0
Dragon HP: 2,900,000
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Uh... ml? The blob has been defeated. But you knew that, right?
*Flips the Blue Dragon over and attacks it's weak point*
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The dragon does not have a weak point down there, but it still hurts
Dragon HP: 2,880,000
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* Gives him jelly donuts, then takes them away*
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The dragon crys
Dragon HP: 2,875,000
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Grr. Blue dragons suck. >:3
*paints the dragon gold*
Gold dragons rawwwwwk! =D=D=D
*gives the now gold dragon a potion which restores precisely 1,234,568 HP*
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Blue Dragon becomes a Gold Dragon? o.O
Dragon HP: 4,184,568
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But he was hungry that's why he ate them.
*The Blob is unmasked to reveal it was really:ZARN's BEARD!*
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids and that dog of yours!"
SCOOBY DOOBY DOO!
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The dragon is disterbed by alot of things ML just said
Dragon HP: 4,000,000
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*Pokes the Blue Dragon with an incredibly long stick.*
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Dragon: "Ow."
Dragon HP: 3,995,000
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Hmmm....I know! PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU! >=D
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Luna: You don't have a pikachu. O_o
Sanji: Oh. ._. Then you attack the dragon.
Luna: K. *attacks dragon with Shadow Ball**dragon falls into a river*
Sanji: SWEET! *makes hand movements**thin streaks of water hold dragon down**makes dragon say 'piggy' 99+1 times*
Luna:...*sleeps* ~_~
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Dragon does not like how he is snowball'ed again, and is pushed into the river. (dragon still doesn't know what Piggy is going to do in this fight but he says piggy anyway to humor Sanji)
Dragon HP: 2,875,000 Massive Damage!!! (This happend because the water from the river washed the still drying paint off. As a result, the dragon is now blue again)
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Summons The Blob (Yes the one we defeated but on our side) and have him attack said Dragon
Oh and the "Piggy" thing is still in use but he does it on the Dragon
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The dragon STILL does nto know the power of the word "piggy"
Insted, the dragon preforms a cheap low budget titanic battle with the blob in which there are many bruses.
Dragon HP: 2,865,000 Good Damage!
You wish you could shred like me.