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Postby CephasWhite » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:09 pm

*gives the blob a lump of coal for Christmas...also...A LARGE DRAGON TO EAT HIM, SCARLOTH!!
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Postby RidleyofZebes » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:43 pm

Peanut wrote:*Gives the Blob the gift of that keeps on giving, Soap on a Rope.*

Take the hint...

:eyeroll:I gotta ask, what's a "Soap on a Rope"? I never have understood that.
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Postby Sparx00 » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:17 pm

*hits the blob over the head with soap on a rope* Thats what soap on a rope does if you're not careful. *Flamethrower folds out of robotic arm torching the blob* And now for the big finish! *rubs salt in all the wounds the blob has recived since page 1*
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:54 pm

*forces the blob to attach it's tongue to a frozen pole. The pole is, however, attached to the back of a speeding bus, and while the blob is speeding away, he is forced to sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme 30,000 times. All without yelling for help.*
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Postby Peanut » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:52 pm

RidleyofZebes wrote::eyeroll:I gotta ask, what's a "Soap on a Rope"? I never have understood that.


It's exactly what it sounds like: Soap on a rope...a rope made out of...er...dragon fangs...yeah...
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:58 pm

*forces the blob to watch the first power rangers movie while executing the chinese mucinex torture, causing a single grain of the mucinex powder to drop on the blob ever second*

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA........
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Postby CephasWhite » Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:01 am

*Summons the Fire Lord from the deep caverns of the earth, which trembles and cracks beneath the blob, afterwards the Fire Lord, it's body completely massed in Magma appears in front of blob and slams itself on top of it, completely engulfed in lava which is at least 100,000 degrees celsius*
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May God add his blessings upon you,
That you will live this day and forever,
And when He comes to the earth again,
We will all go together...

Into Heaven for Eternity...

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Postby Haruhiko » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:38 am

I apply dragons directly to The Blob's forehead.
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Postby Taliesin » Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:16 pm

I pull out my tickle laser, set it on high, and blast the blob with uber tickle power.
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Postby Kaligraphic » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:18 pm

I take a sample of the blob and create a swarm of blob-clones.
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Postby Angel37 » Fri Dec 28, 2007 5:23 pm

*eats Blob*
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Postby CephasWhite » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:31 pm

Kaligraphic wrote:I take a sample of the blob and create a swarm of blob-clones.


WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!

*destroys the sample and proceeds with the summoning of the fire lord*
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May God add his blessings upon you,
That you will live this day and forever,
And when He comes to the earth again,
We will all go together...

Into Heaven for Eternity...

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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:32 pm

Blob:"What are we doing tonight Brain?"
Brain:"Same thing we do every night Blob...Try To Take Over The World!"
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Postby Riku777 » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:42 am

Umm... *uses an elixer on the blob, and casts auto res on it just in case* ;)
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:27 am

Has the Blob run for Congress...the Blob is never heard from again.
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Postby CephasWhite » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:24 am

Geez, what's with this healing the blob suddenly...

*gives the blob a grave spirit from Zelda's Ocarina Of Time which causes poisonous results. Then I do another 50 slash combo on it followed by the bloodcross knights, and the fellowship of the ring followed by the entire army of gondor and rohan creating a full assault on the blob*
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We have been here long enough to know
That we are all brothers and sisters in Christ,
So if you are in need of help,
We shall give you His advice.

May God add his blessings upon you,
That you will live this day and forever,
And when He comes to the earth again,
We will all go together...

Into Heaven for Eternity...

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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Tue Jan 01, 2008 5:42 am

*Forces the Blob to perform Episode 15 from Season 3 of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues. In full, In Arabic, No translator, on stage in front of 57,500 people at Autzen Stadium in Eugene, Oregon*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.


Revelation 1:10-11: I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and I heard behind me a loud voice like the sound of a trumpet, saying, [color="Red"]"Write in a book what you see, and send it to the seven churches to Ephesus and to Smyrna, and to Pergamum and to Theyatira, and at Sardis, and to Philadelphia, and to Laodicea."[/color]
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Postby Desu » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:30 pm

Copies and pastes blob onto /b/...wait a minute they already have 3 of these.
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:56 pm

Places the Blob in the middle of a group of rabid pre-teen Hannah Monatan fans and yells that 'Hannah Montana' is there.The Blob is run over!!!!!
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Postby Kung_Fu_Master » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:26 pm

Dresses the blob in clown clothing and gives him a job as a Dragon Rodeo Clown
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Postby Yeshua-Knight » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:29 pm

*forces the blob to play "through fire and flames" by dragonforce on guitar hero three, setting...expert, causing the blob to repeated bash itself in the face...er, what would pass for a face with the guitar*

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Postby Danderson » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:54 pm

Everybody stand back!!!
CHAOS FIRE!!!
*Raises hands and unleashes an inferno wave hotter then the sun, smoldering everything in it's path*
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Postby Sakaki Onsei » Tue Jan 01, 2008 9:54 pm

*forces the blob to BECOME Hannah Montana.*
Hiyakawa Sayaka (my character from my writing) wrote:God has given me a gift, that I really don't know what to do with. I guess, all I can do is put it in his hands, keep my hands inside the car, and expect to end up destroying parts of Tokyo with my perfectly good guitar.


Revelation 1:10-11: I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and I heard behind me a loud voice like the sound of a trumpet, saying, [color="Red"]"Write in a book what you see, and send it to the seven churches to Ephesus and to Smyrna, and to Pergamum and to Theyatira, and at Sardis, and to Philadelphia, and to Laodicea."[/color]
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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:52 am

Enrolls the Blob in the local Baptist Church.(If you know the joke about the squirels in the church attics of the various churches then you probably will get the point)
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Postby Sparx00 » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:00 pm

*uses biomods to make self more powerful* Time for my new move! I would suggest that everybody gets out of the way.
*Palm of robot arm opens revealing a powerful energy cannon inside the arm* Here we go!
*Energy begins to form in gun at an huge rate, soon power levels are off the chart and a beam of energy as big as a wideload trailer (thats fully loaded) Shoots out of the arm causeing burning and major pain* (Note: I'm not stateing how much damage the blob is taking. I'm just saying that normaly the attack would really REALLY hurt.)
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Postby Myoti » Wed Jan 02, 2008 9:18 pm

*performs "ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE" on the blob*:

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Postby CephasWhite » Wed Jan 02, 2008 11:51 pm

*I applaud Myoti's attack that beats all other attacks* Well done. NOW STAND BACK!

*then I proceed to another full explosion on the blob*
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We have been here long enough to know
That we are all brothers and sisters in Christ,
So if you are in need of help,
We shall give you His advice.

May God add his blessings upon you,
That you will live this day and forever,
And when He comes to the earth again,
We will all go together...

Into Heaven for Eternity...

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Postby Myoti » Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:58 am

*I applaud Myoti's attack that beats all other attacks* Well done. NOW STAND BACK!

Shall I begin charging?

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Postby yippee2393 » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:25 am

Attacks blob with a super super poisoned dragon dagger's special attack!!! (A runescape thing)

Then makes blob say super super poisoned dragon dagger special attack 3 times fast!!!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:52 pm

Reveals to the Blob that I am the one and only true LINA INVERSE!
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