*Makes Blob work on a computer that is running a full system antivirus scan, making the computer insanely slow!* I understand the (mental) damage this might cause Blob!
After 15 minutes of watching the hourglass animation and waiting on the system to respond, blob begins to pound it's head on the keyboard, causing damage to itself.Blob HP: 825,000---
*Forces the Blob to play through these games and finish them all*
Superman 64
Aquaman
Deadly towers
E.T on Atari
Zelda wand og gamelon
Zelda faces of evil
Bubsy 3d
Robocop
Big Rigs on the PC
Dragon's quest on the NES
Charlies Angels
Every version of Action 52
Shaq Fu
Extreme Paintbrawl
And just to top it off, my personal vote for worst game of all time -Linus spacehead on Quattro adventure.
No toilet breaks, no breaks at all!
Blob actually enjoyed some of those titles, but the no bathroom breaks thing... >_<Blob HP: 820,000---
That's against the Geneva Monster Convention!
Hey btw whatever happened to Steve McQueen?Shouldn't we resurrect him to fight this blob thingy?
Blob is disturbed by this thought...Blob HP: 819,000---
*Points out amusing typo to Blob*
Blob laughs...
<_<
>_>
Then fixes it.Blob HP: 818,500---
After watching with mild despair as the second most lethal attack Eric The Fred can think of (Britney AND Lionel) fails to gain ground on the foe, he determines to reach for the most lethal attack he can summon (at least until he achieves Super Sayanviking powers) Pulling in a mighty breath, bracing his feet, gripping his broadsword, and using his very best Latin...
Eric The Fred fully conjugates the Blob in every Aspect, Voice, Mood, Form, Tense, Number and Person!
Blob is bewildered by this audial assault. @_@Blob HP: 810,000---
*makes friends with the blob*
Blob doesn't quite understand, but he'll go with it. ^_^Blob HP: 810,500---
*shows the blob a picture of Margaret Thatcher*
Blob doesn't get it. ô_oBlob HP: 810,750---
*starts racing around the blob forming a large tornado with category 9 winds*
Blob is buffeted by said winds. Not an enjoyable experience. >_<Blob HP: 805,750---
*gives the blob pocky*
Blob want's another. >:OBlob HP: 806,000---
: Is evil... :
:Throws Megaelixer at blob:
Blob is healed, slightly.Blob HP: 826,000---
*bakes a delicious cookie and gives it to the blob* \o.o/
Blob thanks you. ^_^Blob HP: 827,000---
*forces blob to play breath of fire: dragon quarter to the finish, then proceeds to pour a whole box of mucinex on the blob while the said blob is occupied*
m... Mucinex!? AND DRAGONS!?!? @_@ Awww heck naw!Blob HP: 815,000---
*Forces the blob to file his own taxes using the 1040 long forms, all spreadsheets, AND all the receipts that he collected over the multitude of years.*
Considering Blob is illiterate, the mental/emotional stress caused to the Blob is considerable. Blob is considering suing for damages.Blob HP: 810,000---
*Since Kunoichi is stuck in the blob...she decides, after voming blob, to grab her sword, using ninja technique, lights the blob inside out using said fire, then immediately, after two minutes, douses it with water only to light it again,
Following thus torturous routine of relaxation and torture: Take that blob thingy!!!"
Blob decided that you aren't worth the trouble of keeping down, and expells you.Blob HP: 800,750---
Sacrifices the following CAAers to the Blob in exchange for Immortality
and the chance to have Fushigi Yugi and The Melancholy of Haruhi
Suzumiya on AS:
*Mithrandr
*MSP
*K.Ayato
*Warrior4Christ
*Zarn
*Roy Mustang
*Temmy
*ucpseudonym
*Ashfire
*Ilikegir
*darkelfgirl
You get the imortality and the anime, but you are diagnosed with a illness that will cause you misery for the rest of your life, and the anime is only goot for one playthrough, whereupon it goes up in smoke.
'swhat you get for sacrificing to your false gods! >:DBlob HP: 801,000---
*offers the blob a jar of jelly as a token of friendship*
Blob kindly accepts the jelly, as well as most of your lower arm.Blob HP: 803,000---
I reach deep into my mystical back pocket and pull out an ultimate anti-blob weapon! It is.......Goo-gone! I fly into the air and spray hundreds of bottles of goo killing death on the Blob. The scent of chemical induced oranges fill the air.
MASSIVE DAMAGEBlob HP: 750,000---
*is vaguely amused that some members are actually helping the Blob and "fraternizing with the enemy!" so to speak*
.... *is very relieved that she is not on the list of "sacrificed members" for mitsuki lover's benefit (>_O) and sad that he would take away so many of the best of our community...* u.u
*drains enough life energy out of the Blob to retrieve and revive the sacrificed members... then charges the price of those 11 Phoenix Downs to Blob's already in debt tab.*
That's taking it a step too far... @_@Blob HP: 725,000---
*Assaults Blob with hair*
*Waits for someone to get joke*
Blob got the joke, and is insulted.Blob HP: 722,000