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Postby Ratrace » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:18 pm

firestorm receives a note to dump his rubbish elsewhere.

*inserts random number generator*
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Postby firestorm » Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:37 am

Ratrace gets the Anti-Life Equation!!

*sticks Vending Machine in itself*
Come check my facebook fan page here If you want to see some great photography and art!

I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!

I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:11 pm

firestorm gets the impossibility drive.

insert Clint Eastwood.
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Postby ilikegir33 » Sat Jul 28, 2007 3:59 pm

ML gets a fist full of dollars and a Gorillaz CD single.

*inserts flying monkeys*
:dizzy: [color="Orange"]People are so crazy these days. If you are one of those crazy ppl, then copy this into your sig![/color]:dizzy:
MOES. "Take off every sig for great justice"
@)}~`,~ Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks To All The CAA Moderators.
What I'll be reviewing in the future:
SoulTaker (soon to start)
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid. Proverbs 12:1
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Postby Ratrace » Sat Jul 28, 2007 4:42 pm

ilikegir gets a bucket of water and a wicked witch.

*inserts armoured car*
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:15 pm

Ratrace gets $300.

Insert the entire cast of Survivor.
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Postby firestorm » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:01 pm

mitsuki gets the hit single "Survivor" by Destiny's Child

*Inserts my home computer through monitor and into vending machine*
Come check my facebook fan page here If you want to see some great photography and art!

I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!

I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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Postby ilikegir33 » Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:33 pm

Firestorm gets a new Dell XPS with Cooling System.

*inserts Bart Simpson (with some difficulty)*
:dizzy: [color="Orange"]People are so crazy these days. If you are one of those crazy ppl, then copy this into your sig![/color]:dizzy:
MOES. "Take off every sig for great justice"
@)}~`,~ Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks To All The CAA Moderators.
What I'll be reviewing in the future:
SoulTaker (soon to start)
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid. Proverbs 12:1
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Postby Ratrace » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:15 am

ilikegir gets chased by a mace-wielding Homer.

*inserts time*
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Postby firestorm » Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:44 pm

ratrace gets his own alternate timeless time-space continium!!! Beware the Pink Bunnies!!!!

*puts in Walt Disney*
Come check my facebook fan page here If you want to see some great photography and art!

I am currently on my 4th draft of the script for Canvas! Canvas is a watercolor animated short about how everything declares of a Creator and how everything happens for a reason. If anyone would like to help by sending me resources on watercolor or animation it would be greatly appreciated!

I am also on my 1st draft of a short live-action Romcom called "Behind Every Good Man! Behind Every Good Man is about a Bride-to-be, Evelyn, who must stop her Mother-in-Law, Pamela, from living her dream wedding through Evelyn's. Along the way she learns what it means to be a Woman of Integrity today! If anyone wants to help let me know!
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Postby chelle0227 » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:23 pm

Firestorm gets Micky Mouse!!!!

*puts 10 Coins in*
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.

He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.

He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:

"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."

The lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:42 am

::Dancergirl gets ten volumes of Fruits Basket::

::looks at the new black vending machine and cocks head to one side:: Heke? New vending machine? Weird...

::Inserts his debit card::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


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Postby mitsuki lover » Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:33 am

Khakibluesocks gets a note saying:"We are sorry to inform you but because of undue fines that were not paid in 1999 when you checked
out Myrtle,The Turtle from the library your debit card has been cancelled
for the next 999 years."

insert the city of Genoa,Italy
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Postby chelle0227 » Wed Aug 01, 2007 1:32 pm

Mitsuki lover gets a Japanese Rock Garden Kit.

*writes a check, and sticks it in the Machine*
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.

He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.

He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:

"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."

The lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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Postby ADXC » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:26 pm

dancergirl0227 receives a life-time supply of checkbooks.


*Inserts my entire anime collection*
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:04 am

::animedude90 gets Vic Mignona because he's probably been in just about every DVD in said collection::

::inserts Mimi from Digimon 01::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


Check out my new anime review blog, "The Cajun Samurai"

http://thecajunsamurai.wordpress.com/
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Postby Ratrace » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:39 am

KBS gets a cactus wearing boxing gloves.

*inserts world's supply of blue socks*
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Postby chelle0227 » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:13 am

Raterace gets A book on the colour blue.

*sticks in her Ps2 Games and wonders what she will get*
Footprints in the sand by Carolyn Joyce Carty

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the lord.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of foot prints in the sand: one belonging to him the other to the lord.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the foot prints in the sand.

He noticed that name times along the path of his life there was only one set o footprints.

He also noticed that it was at the lowest and saddest times of his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the lord about it:

"lord, you said once i decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But i have noticed during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of foot prints. I dont understand why when i needed you most you would leave me."

The lord replied:

"My son, my precious child, I love you and would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that i carried you."
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:43 am

::Dancer gets a Nokia 6102i Cell phone from the New AT&T--YOUR wireless provider *winks*::

::inserts Daisuke Niwa from DNAngel::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


Check out my new anime review blog, "The Cajun Samurai"

http://thecajunsamurai.wordpress.com/
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Postby mitsuki lover » Sun Aug 05, 2007 2:31 pm

Khakibluesocks gets 'Dice K' from the Red Sox.

Insert Barry Bonds' ego.
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Postby ADXC » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:04 pm

mitsuki lover receives Paris Hilton's vanity.


*Inserts a winning power ball looto tickect*
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Postby KeybladeWarrior » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:57 pm

animedude90 receive 30 million dollars!

Inserts an envelope.*
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The CAA Moderators.

"YEAH TOAST! TOCAA!"
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:03 pm

::KW gets TACKLED AND GLOMPED BY A 6'1 BLACK GUY!!!::

::inserts (with some difficulty) the entire vocal cast of Cowboy Bebop::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


Check out my new anime review blog, "The Cajun Samurai"

http://thecajunsamurai.wordpress.com/
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Postby mitsuki lover » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:14 pm

Khakibluesocks gets the entire vocal cast of Scooby Doo Where Are You?

insert a Scooby Snack
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Postby KeybladeWarrior » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:55 pm

mitsuki lover receives a bone.

Inserts the Sears Tower.* (with some difficulty)
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Postby ADXC » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:18 pm

KeybladeWarrior receives the new Freedom tower in replace of the twin towers.


*Inserts Bob from the movie "What about Bob?"*
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Postby KhakiBlueSocks » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:20 pm

::animedude90 gets DR. LEO MARVIN!!!!!!!!!:: (Favorite movie, BTW!)

::Inserts (with some difficulty and a lot of arguing) Mitsuki Lover::
Joshua: Hebrew -The LORD is Salvation

" wrote:RustyClaymore 11:27 - Ah yes, Socks is the single raindrop responsible for the flood. XD


Check out my new anime review blog, "The Cajun Samurai"

http://thecajunsamurai.wordpress.com/
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Postby mitsuki lover » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:26 pm

Khakibluesocks gets Mitsuki Sanada and Mitsuki Rara plus the Raraettes and D.

insert the Delta Flyer
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Postby ilikegir33 » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:26 pm

ml gets a Midwest Airlines chocolate chip cookie, FRESH BAKED!

*inserts a kappa*
:dizzy: [color="Orange"]People are so crazy these days. If you are one of those crazy ppl, then copy this into your sig![/color]:dizzy:
MOES. "Take off every sig for great justice"
@)}~`,~ Carry This Rose In Your Sig, As Thanks To All The CAA Moderators.
What I'll be reviewing in the future:
SoulTaker (soon to start)
Whoever loves discipline loves knowledge, but he who hates correction is stupid. Proverbs 12:1
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Postby ADXC » Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:51 pm

ilikegir33 receives some other greek letter.


*Inserts a broken PS2* (So I had to go out and buy a PS3, what a shame. $500 out of my wallet. Total now in wallet is -$300. The cool - symbol means Im in debt!)
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