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What are your favorite anime quotes?????

Mine are:
"If Human Don't Want Me Then Why Did They Create Me?"
-Armitage

"May the Lord's Divine Protection be with You."
-Nicholas D. Wolfwood
"Why is that cross so heavy?"
"Because my friend, it's full O' Mercy!" -Wolfwood

"I guess that kinda makes you a jerk of all trades, huh?" --Lita (Makoto) to Darien (Mamoru), Sailor Moon

"Add in two fathers, stir gently and bring to a boil." --Kana to Laura, Hamtaro

"Stupidity...UTTER STUPIDITY!!!" From AKIRA

"Jet, do you know that there are only three things I particularly hate.....Kids, animals, and women with attitude. SO CAN YOU TELL ME WHY WE HAVE ALL THREE NEATLY GATHERED ON OUR SHIP!" -Spike, Cowboy Bebop

"Obnoxious Frog." -Spike

"My ship works better when I kick it." - Spike Spiegel

Kharl: I have a certain condition. It makes it difficult for me to find things! ^o^;
Garfakcy: Oh really, a condition? And all this time I thought you were just a SLOB! (Dragon Knights)

"The human body is weak. It breaks easily and recovers slowly. It even makes a little cracky sound when it breaks!" - Kharl, Dragon Knights

"I feel like I got hit in the medula oblengata with a cast iron skillet!" - Raenef, Diary of a Demon King

Hamtaro: Do your ears hang low?
Pashmina: Yes, they wobble to and fro!

"Que!? Que!? Que!? Que!? Que!? Ousted my llama!!?" -Sana, Kodocha

Ah, I forget a lot of the funny ones just because I've heard so many! Here are I few that I liked.

DBZ
*Goten and Trunks have been unfused for a while, Gohan is fighting Buu and Piccolo is watching. There is a pause in the fight, and Buu says he wants to fight Goten and Trunks fused (so he can absorb them, but they don't know that).*
I sense a deception. -Piccolo
No way! Buu can't even spell deception! -Trunks
*a few seconds later*
You know, Trunks, you can't spell that word either. -Goten

DBZ
*Goku and Gohan are telling everyone what it was like in the hyperbolic time chamber. Goku says that the food was really bad.*
Seriously! One time I asked Gohan to fire me up a roast beef, and he completely disintegrated it! -Goku

I loved it when they actually showed that part! It went something like this. (I can't remember the exact words.)
Hey Gohan roast this roast beef for me. -Goku
*Gohan used an energy blast on the roast beef. It is completely burnt.*
Looks like we'll have to work more on your training. -Goku
Dad, your hair is on fi- -Gohan
No but's Gohan you really need to control your energy. -Goku
No dad, your hair- -Gohan
Don't change the subject, Gohan. -Goku
DAD! YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!!! -Gohan
AHHHH! OUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!! -Goku
(It was funnier on the show.)

My sig. Another one....

*Everyone is eating what Kaoru cooked.*
Kaoru: Well, how is it? I really out did myself this time.
Everyone else: *Wish some difficulty swallowing* .....
Kaoru: Well?
Sano: ....
Kaoru: Oh! Sano's drooling all over himself because it's so good! Just kidding! Hee-hee.
Sano: ....disgusting.
Kaoru: Grr!
Ayame: It's spicy...
Suzume: And bitter....
Yahiko: C'mon. You've gotta learn to put up with the worst food to survive in this cruel, uncaring world.
Sano: Kenshin, it's gotta be tough eating this stuff day after day like this...
Kenshin: N-no, Ms Kaoru's cooking tastes better each time I eat it.
Sano: ....you aren't supposed to have to get used to it. Gah!
Kaoru: *Fuming* Grr! *Starts throwing random items.*
Sano: *Using Kenshin as a shield*
Kenshin: Now, no-whoa...ah, ouch...ugh! Uhhhh....*Passes out after a bucket hits him in the head.*

*LOL* AH! Poor Kenshin!

This one isn't exactly funny. I just remembered it.
DBZ
*Krillin is trying to summon the eternal dragon*
"I summon the dragon!
I command you now,
Hear my howl
To make my wish come true!"

Here are some that I have found and liked:
"Falling in love with someone isn’t alway going to be easy. Anger, tears, laughter...it’s when you want to be together despite it all...that’s when you truly love another" ~Keiichi quoting Urd

"The more you hurt at the parting, the more it proves the depths of your love. If you always fear sorrow, you'll never be able to love at all" ~Belldandy

Tohru:"Why can't people stop envying other people? Why can't they see it? Their own beauty. Someone might be envious of you right now. Someone might be admiring something that you yourself hadn't realized yet. When I think about that, the thought makes me...it makes me want to try a little bit harder."

Kenshin:Tell you about her? She's a girl with an enormous courage. She's generoous and compassionate. She has no idea how special she is. She's far more caring to others than to herself. But deep inside she's very lonely.-talking about Kaoru

Kaoru: You have no idea how it feels to be told 'goodbye' and then abandoned!
Megumi: Perhaps not, but you have no idea how it feels to be abandoned without so much as a goodbye.

Sano: It's hard to be a hero with an empty stomach.

Miroku: Oh! How beautiful! And how tiny! It might be difficult, but it's worth a try.
Sango: What's worth a try?
Miroku: Must....resist.....temptation..... - after finding inch tall River Goddess

As long as humanity exists, there will be battles - Gundam Wing

I was lost since the day I was born. -Heero, Gundam Wing

Lets play some kind of game...You could run them over with a car or something. Andriod 18

When we become Super Saijayins we get a little wild and crazy. Vegeta

Goku: Whats wrong with you anyway? Everytime you smell danger, you go running away!
Oolong: Whats wrong with YOU!! You smell danger and GO AFTER IT!!

We're facing the greatest threat in history...a threat to the whole galaxy...and he wants to play my-ki-is-bigger-than-yours with his own son?! Mirai (older) Trunks

I hate you Eathlings! As soon as you see someone different you say, "look! It's an alien here to destroy the human race and sell the planet for..." Oh, I see your point. Vegeta

"Sometimes you have to walk through the darkness to get to the light."
Said by Trunks

""oro?!""
Said by kenshin

"Dude ! That's not funny ! I totally have a brain ! (pauses) I just don't use it much."
Said by Beastboy

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, Warm Fuzzies all around."
Said by Beast Boy

"As long as humanity exists, there will always be battles."
Narrator, GW Endless Waltz

"Disturb not the harmony of fire, ice, and lightning. Lest these titans wreak destruction on the world in which they clash. Though the water's great guardian will rise to quell the fighting, alone it's song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to ash."
Pokemon the Movie 2000

Vash: "Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!"
"Suicide? To tell you the truth, I disaprove a suicide more than anything."
"This world is made out of Love & Peace!"
"This is all I can do. If I... If I shot him now, you really would die. It would be wrong to shoot him, right??"
"I'm not that trusting. I kept my finger on the trigger the whole time."
"It didn't want to kill the spider. I wanted to save them both!"

Merly: "All of life's journeys come with meetings, partings, and reunions."
"How can you stand there and say such awful things about him?! I'm mean after all, you have no idea what kind of person he is. I think your disgusting!" (about Vash)

Milly: "That happened to be my can of pudding! And you wasted it!!" *Pulls out Stungun* (Wolfwood: Whoowee!!)
"You should never get between people and their pudding!"

Legato: "The day it all ends is near. I advise you to make good use of the time you have left."

Rem Saverem: "The choices we make in life have unlimited possiblities. All I can do is think about them."
"And if you keep your vision clear, you will see the future. What happens in our future is our own responsiblity."

Priss Asagiri(Toyko 2040): If you're trying to bore me, you're succeeding....

Vegeta: Being a good fiend is like being a photographer- you have to wait for the right moment.

“Don’t be so self-rightious! Do you think you’re the only one in the world who’s got a dirty past that can’t be erased? If you die here, do you think it’s gonna bring my friend back to life? If you’re alive you can repent for what you’ve done. There will be a day when you see your family again. If you die, it’s all gone.â€

"Oro?!" -Kenshin
"Mrow..." -Kuroneko-sama
"LOVE AND PEACE!" - Vash

Kenshin: (after beating Sano) It seems I have acquired another weird friend.
Kaoru and Yahiko: ::jump on Kenshin's back and pull on his face:: Weird!? You're the weirdest out fo ALL of us!

"Hn." - Heero
"A fork, please." - Legato

Vash: I am (insert obscenely long name I need to memorize). Don't hesitate to call.
Milly: ::giggles:: What are you talking about, Mr. Vash the Stampede?
Vash: ::mock crying:: WAAAH! I hate it when you call me by my full name!!!

Meryl: Vash, just who the heck is this?
Vash: A total babe! (My friend Rob can do Vash's line perfectly.)

And my #1 fave Kenshin line:

(worried) Miss Kaoru, you really shouldn't drink so much sake, that you shouldn't!
(just before Kaoru spazzes out hilariously because she can't stand Megumi's flirting with Kenshin)

Raiden

one that i can think of is from the michael hacker in witch hunter robin, in the begining episodes he says something like

analog humans, they cant keep anything organized

it was something like that. dont remember exactly

One that had me in tears from laughing so hard was from Vision of Escaflowne, one of the very last episodes (if not the last one):

[spoiler] Allen (speaking of Dilandau) yells at Van as Van is about to kill Dilandau, "No Van, he is my sister!" That had me rolling! [/spoiler]

thalia wrote:One that had me in tears from laughing so hard was from Vision of Escaflowne, one of the very last episodes (if not the last one):

[spoiler] Allen (speaking of Dilandau) yells at Van as Van is about to kill Dilandau, "No Van, he is my sister!" That had me rolling! [/spoiler]

lol i loved that one too

This is from the RK manga, where Kenshin first meets Megumi.

*Kenshin, Sano, and Megumi enter the dojo's front door.*
Koaru: O_O W..wh...w...w...
Kenshin: Uh, heh, this is Takani Megumi. There was an...incident...gambling, and...
Sano: *Clasping his hand over Kenshin's mouth* The guy wouldn't pay his debt, so we took her instead!
Kenshin: Sano? What the-?!
Sano: *Whispers to Kenshin* If you tell her the truth, she'll know about the opium. You don't want to get her involved, do you?
Kenshin: Well...no, I...
Koaru: Is what he says true, Kenshin?
Kenshin: Um...yes...
Koaru: Alright. *BAM! Punches Kenshin in the face, then starts beating him with her bokken.* You idiot! What are you becoming, a slave trader?! Sure, Sano would do this, but you?!
Sano:...grr, I heard that.
Yahiko: Yup, it was a big win alright...

Samurai X: Trust and Betryal

"You will not live long enough to remember my name" - Seijiro Hiko

Rurouni Kenshin

"In spring, cherry blossoms by night. In summer, the stars. In autumn, the full moon. In winter, the snow. These are always enough to make sake delicious. If it tastes bad, that's proof that there's something sick inside you." - Hiko

"Do you remember? When we came back from Kyoto, and I said, "I'm home"? That was the first time I'd said those words ever since I began a vagabond." 0 Kenshin to Kaoru

Neon genesis Evangelion

"So what do you think of Shinji?" - Kaji to Asuka
"Oh the Third Child? He's boring!" - Asuka

"Irrelvant!!" - Gendo Iakri

Outlaw Star

"UP YOURS!" - Gene Starwind
My name is not Pain in the Butt. I am Gilliam II and this is the Outlaw Star." - Gilliam II

Whatever Aisha Clan-Clan says

"You people surely are intresting" - Sazuka

Hellsing

"My Master is gone...and all I have is his head" - Seras

I alway's drink sake at the Cherry Blossom Festival,
I dont care if the Buzz isn't real,
I can Role-Play being drunk!
*~*Balmung*~*
(.Hack)

wow, Im surprised Aka-chan didn't post some of hers...



"if you stay calm and ignore distractions, you'll get even stronger."-Eriol, CCS

"Having someone tell you, vs. discoveing yourself--which one leads to attaining real power?"-iichan, Angelic Layer

"If you're just going to enter a fight w/ more than just your personal strength...i simply won't allow it."-Oujirou, Angelic Layer

"Rice cakes-rice cakes-drawn in a picture! Ed's hungry..."-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"Men are such total idiots."-Faye, Cowboy Bebop

"Belonging is the very best thing there is."-Faye, Cowboy Bebop

"...and i hope this time you have sweet dreams."-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

Sota: Make a wish! Mom:to be happy...and win the lottery!-Sota and his mom, Inuyasha

"Thou shall not kill! What kind of churchman are you anyway?"-Vash to Wolfwood, Trigun

"It takes an idiot to do cool things--that's why it's cool~!"-Haruko, FlCl

"A man who lived in dreams, that's who he was."-Spike, Cowboy Bebop

"Germ girl! Faye Faye stay way way!"-Ed, Coboy Bebop

"For once i would like to eat something that doen't come from a styrofome cup--just thinkig 100 moves ahead!"-Spike to Jet, Cowboy Bebop

"Funny Funny shape will make it do funny things!"-Ed, Cowboy Bebop

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution will continue n forever." Marimea, Gunam Wing: Endless Waltz

"Anything at all for the one you love."-Duo, GW:Endless Waltz

Duo:*sigh* Why don't you use your head for once? Heero: You too. Duo:What!?-Duo and Heero, GW

"Once the threads of fate are tangled, they cannot be undone."-Kikyou, Inuyasha

Misao: “I, Misao Makimachi, have no name to give to villains!â€

here's a couple^^

because were going to be married!-kagura-fruits basket
sanzo, i'm hungry!-goku-saiyuki

"Life is about fooling and being fooled." - F. Valentine, Cowboy Bebop

"I can eat carrots...if I close my eyes!"-Reki, Haibane Renmei

From such a quote-ridden series like Haibane Renmei, this is the only one I remember...pathetic lol

I have a little more~!

"Hey Shippo, you're village called; they're missign their idiot."-Inuyasha, Inuyasha

"Yup, BIG sit."-Miroku, Inuyasha

"...Well, you would have noticed if you weren't so busy posing on your stupid horse! You stupid poser!""What!? Say that again!!""POSER!!"-Yoh and Ren, Shaman King

Ren_sama wrote:"I'm sorry, that's not vague enough for me, could you be less specific?"-Ryudo, Grandia II

Best quote from the best game ever.

"'If you want Goku back, bring the kyoumon to the edge of the forest by dawn. Signed, Lirin???" --Hakkai, reading the ransom note he found in Goku's empty room. (Saiyuki)

On discussing Goku's absence... Gojyo: "He probably saw a pretty girl and went off to flirt with her." Sanzo: "No, that's you." (Saiyuki)

"GYAAAAAAAA!!! ONI-BABA!!!!!" [Demon hag] --Ninjin, Piiman, and Tamanegi (One Piece)

"Today...great power came into my hands." --Lyserg Diethyl (Shaman King)

Sorry, I don't have any hilarious ones on hand right now. Or, at least, none from anime.

Kokoro Daisuke wrote::lol: Best quote from the best game ever.

YES~! ^.^ Ya gotta love Grandia... XDD Ryudo's awesome...

^^ I wubbles Melfice

"Teasing is just another way to say I LOVE YOU" - Ruri and Hari, Wish

"You like cheese?" Miyabi, Dragon Knights

Lol...Melfice...Yea, hes pretty cool...i thought his voice was kinda creepy tho...XD

"A peach is a peach, is a peach..."-Goku, Saiyuki

“There was once a tiger-striped cat. The cat died a million deaths and was reborn a million times and was owned by various people whom he didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. One day the cat was a free cat, a stray cat. He met a white female cat, and the two cats spend their days happily together. Years pass and the white cat died of old age. The tiger-stripped cat cried a million times, and then died. It never came back to life.â€