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Postby SilverFang » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:44 pm

all of my life the hardest thing for me whas english. the hardest part of it whas when it came to the parts of speech. and sentence structure. I am 17 and I finally realize that I need to learn all of this. please any buddy help me.
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Postby c.t.,girl » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:48 pm

what can i do for you? i'm not a major but i'm pretty good! :grin:
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Postby SilverFang » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:52 pm

everthing about it. my teach dus no explain it good enouph for me. I ges start from the bigging....... like just give me the deffinition ane a few examples of each part of speech.
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Postby c.t.,girl » Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:58 pm

like right now?!
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"The advice I like to give young artists, or really anybody who’ll listen to me, is not to wait around for inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs; the rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightning to strike you in the brain, you are not going to make an awful lot of work. All the best ideas come out of the process; they come out of the work itself. Things occur to you. If you’re sitting around trying to dream up a great art idea, you can sit there a long time before anything happens. But if you just get to work, something will occur to you and something else will occur to you and something else that you reject will push you in another direction. Inspiration is absolutely unnecessary and somehow deceptive. You feel like you need this great idea before you can get down to work, and I find that’s almost never the case." - Chuck Close[/color]
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Postby SilverFang » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:01 pm

I.... well if there is time. but if not then do not trouble your self. I dont want to do that to you or anybody else.
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Postby c.t.,girl » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:05 pm

i'm not sayin' i can't, i just wanted to know if you were on a time schedual for it or sumthin. so... be a lil more specific for me so i know exactly what you want *get enlgish book outta bag and flips through page* *looks up for a responce*
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Postby SilverFang » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:12 pm

sadly I have a test on friday. it's over all the parts of speech and sentance structure. *breaths heavily*
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Postby c.t.,girl » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:14 pm

like pronouns, proper nouns, fragment sentences?
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Postby SilverFang » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:16 pm

yes...... amung everthing else............ I feel completly stupid. but yes all of that. it just all confuses me. curse the ADD!
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Postby c.t.,girl » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:21 pm

it'll be okay. okay let's try this do you have a book ar sumthin like that for this class? if so, get it and cum back. :grin:
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Postby termyt » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:22 pm

*pops head up*
c.t.,girl should have kept her head down.
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Postby c.t.,girl » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:25 pm

WHAT?! *puts hands on hips* j/k so i'm not perfect so what.
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"The advice I like to give young artists, or really anybody who’ll listen to me, is not to wait around for inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs; the rest of us just show up and get to work. If you wait around for the clouds to part and a bolt of lightning to strike you in the brain, you are not going to make an awful lot of work. All the best ideas come out of the process; they come out of the work itself. Things occur to you. If you’re sitting around trying to dream up a great art idea, you can sit there a long time before anything happens. But if you just get to work, something will occur to you and something else will occur to you and something else that you reject will push you in another direction. Inspiration is absolutely unnecessary and somehow deceptive. You feel like you need this great idea before you can get down to work, and I find that’s almost never the case." - Chuck Close[/color]
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Postby termyt » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:25 pm

The fox _____ the hollow log.

Everything that you can put in the blank is a preposition.

to, for, with, under, over, through, etc.

"to the hollow log is a prepositional phrase. Log is the object of the phrase and hollow is an adjective which describes log.
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Postby SilverFang » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:26 pm

I should have a book with me. I hope. I dont know let me go see.
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Postby Genma » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:27 pm

a noun is any person place or thing
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Postby Ssjjvash » Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:38 pm

I am extremely good at English--well most of it! I will help you if I can.

There are eight parts of speech:
1. noun=person, place, or thing (dog, table, picture)
2. pronoun=this one always gets me however. I think it is this: (he, she, it, you, they, we, them, etc.)
3. preposition= (to, by, through, over, above, i.e.= The alien flew ABOVE me)
4. adjective=describes or modifies the noun. (pretty cat; dangerous man)
5. adverb=yes, it is highly different than the adjective. it describes verbs, adjectives, and other adverbs and constantly ends in -ly. (I happily jumped into the air)
6. interjection= WHOA! What did you just do?--Whoa is the interjection.
7. conjunction= (but, and, or, nor, yet, not only-but also)
8. verb=there is one in most every sentence. (I ATE lunch. You WATCHED anime. etc.)

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Postby Jaltus-bot » Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:25 pm

Did you get enough help? I got an A in my college grammer class. Good luck on your test. I'll pray it goes well.
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Postby Jaltus-bot » Mon Sep 06, 2004 12:50 am

How did the test go?
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Asdvadz hedut ullah! (W. Armenian, "May God bless you!")

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Postby Ashley » Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:14 am

If you would like a good reference book, my parents bought one for me and my sibs called "Write on Track"--it's like a pocket grammar guide that explains everything from the basics to more complex diagraming and such.

Oh, also, I'm moving this to the help section. ^^
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Postby Ingemar » Mon Sep 06, 2004 11:14 am

Ask me about objects, clauses, dangling modifiers, misplaced modifiers and so forth.

Tip--in a formal assignment, never use "there (be)." "There" is not a subject. Get rid of "there." It's not hard. I just takes a little bit of thinking, depending on what you want the subject of the sentence to be.

Ex.
"There are six billion people on earth."

Remember, "there" is not a subject. We do have two objects in the sentence, though. You can choose either "six billion people" or "earth." The sentence can be easily changed into

"The earth has six billion people"

or

"Six billion people live on earth."

Also, never use demonstrative pronouns (this/that/these/those) by themselves.

Ex.
This shows that I have no money in the bank.

What is "this?" To be sure, you can use demonstrative pronouns, but you must qualify them.

Ex.
This bank statement shows that I have no money in the bank.

Similarly, you can omit the demonstrative pronoun altogether, if you see it fit--

The bank statement tells me that I'm broke!
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Postby Icarus » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:55 am

In line with what Ashley said, you can get style guides relatively cheaply. I have the Merriam-Webster Pocket version, and another is "The Elements Of Style," by Strunk and White. That one has been around for ages.

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Postby true_noir_chloe » Wed Sep 08, 2004 12:15 pm

Icarus wrote:[font=Comic Sans MS][color=#4169e1]"The Elements Of Style," by Strunk and White. That one has been around for ages.
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This is one of my favorite grammar sources. I've used it for ages. ;) My favorite is "The Elements of Grammar," by Margaret Shertzer. This one I've used even longer.:grin:

[size=84][color=seagreen]YOU SEE


You see into the deepest part of me ---

beyond the fog I hide behind.

You cast your light upon the shadows

that stretch like cobwebs in my mind.

You ease the pain when I am hurting,

and morbid visions from my past

pierce into the realm of Reason

as though I danced on blades of glass.

You grant me strength when I have fallen

and, once again, I've lost my way.

You take my hand in Yours and lead me

into the promise of a brand new day.

You bring order to all my chaos,

yet set my well-laid plans awry.

You place me on a firm foundation ---

then give me wings so I can fly.

You sand away my roughened edges

and polish all the dullest parts

until I stand before Your presence...

a newly-sculpted work of art.

You see into the heart within me,

right through my motives and selfish will.

And yet, in spite of all You see

You say You love me even still.


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Postby Technomancer » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:32 pm

You may also find the following to be of some use:

"Writing Research Papers" by Jeanette Woodward. It isn't really about the mechanical elements so much as it is about form, style and research. IOW, how to work out an outline of your paper, format, proofread, etc. It's a pretty good book, and I use it fairly often in order to refer to formats for reference styles.

"Technically Write!" by Blicq and Moretto is the textbook used by the electrical engineering department here at the university. It covers how to write proposals, reports, documentation etc. I've never used it though so I can't tell you how good it is. I've always used Houp's "Reporting Technical Information" and found it pretty solid, even if my edition is quite outdated (1960's vintage). It also discusses some grammar issues, and is a helpful reference on occaision.
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Postby Petite Soeur » Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:09 pm

The nine parts of speech are...

Nouns-person, place, or thing EX: Luxembourg, Shelby, toy truck
Pronouns-a word that takes a place of a noun. EX: him, she, it
Verbs-words that denote action such as run, draw; or signify a sense of being EX: is, are, was
Adjectives-words that modify (give more information to) a noun. Example the blue dog, the handsome boy
Adverbs-words that modify adjectives, verbs, or other adverbs. They typically end with -ly. EX: very, really, truly
Articles-the, an, and a (articles are also adjectives)
Conjunctions- hooks words up together. EX: but, and, or, yet, so (the mnemonic device FANBOYS (for, and, nor, but, or, yet, and so) will help you remember conjunctions.
Prepositions-like conjunctions these little words hook words together. My CP English III teacher gave us a mnemonic device to remember prepositions: "anywhere a mouse can go". EX: to, above, across, around, of, off
Interjections Words that demonstrate emotions like excitement or anger. They are set apart from a sentence by either an exclamation point or a comma. EX: Gee whiz!, Darn!, Shoot!, Goodness!, Oh my gosh!
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