CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Hello, Everyone. It is nice to finally be here.
About me.......................
I'm random, I'm nonexistant, I'm new, and I am really 230 years old. I was born in 1776. It was supposed to be a secret, but I am so happy to finally be here, that I decided to share it with everyone. You should all feel very special now!!!

Lol. I was wondering when you'd say that.

Chu-Chu wrote:Hello, Everyone. It is nice to finally be here.
About me.......................
I'm random, I'm nonexistant, I'm new, and I am really 230 years old. I was born in 1776. It was supposed to be a secret, but I am so happy to finally be here, that I decided to share it with everyone. You should all feel very special now!!!

hmm... it says you're 15 below your avatar... there's something fishy about this...
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welcome to CAA! be sure to post in the bump thread so it can be the largest thread on the internet someday! XD

TallHobbit86 wrote:hmm... it says you're 15 below your avatar... there's something fishy about this...
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welcome to CAA! be sure to post in the bump thread so it can be the largest thread on the internet someday! XD

Well, you see, at first I didn't want anybody to know. But now I do.
Respect your elders!

Hi and welcome to CAA.

Jaden Mental wrote:Hi and welcome to CAA.

Hello, thanks!!!!!

Tell me, what do you eat to stay that healthy?

Jaden Mental wrote:Tell me, what do you eat to stay that healthy?

It isn't what I eat, it is what I DON'T eat! For instance, I don't eat carrots. They say that carrots are good for your eyes, but that is not true. Carrots are for guinea pigs, and most of those are evil. You also can't touch the slushies at the seven eleven gas station. Those turn you into oompa-loompas.

Hmm......Indeed. Your power over the minds of others..it's DELICIOUS!


*Eats the power*

Zarn Ishtare wrote:Hmm......Indeed. Your power over the minds of others..it's DELICIOUS!


*Eats the power*

AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!! MY FOOD!!!!!!!!! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Chu-Chu wrote:It isn't what I eat, it is what I DON'T eat! For instance, I don't eat carrots. They say that carrots are good for your eyes, but that is not true. Carrots are for guinea pigs, and most of those are evil. You also can't touch the slushies at the seven eleven gas station. Those turn you into oompa-loompas.

I've eaten both of those things and I find myself in a more of a athletic position. ( The slush did not come from 7/11 if I recall correctly though )

Jaden Mental wrote:I've eaten both of those things and I find myself in a more of a athletic position. ( The slush did not come from 7/11 if I recall correctly though )

Yes, you may seem that way NOW. But it will catch up to you. If you eat too many of those foods, you may turn evil. And evil never lives!!!!!!!! Not very long anyway.......(Um....if the slushy isn't from 7/11 no worries. Any other slushy is fine!!!!)

Well carrots are well great for yer health anyways, unlike slush which can make you kinda sick if you have too much of it.

Jaden Mental wrote:Well carrots are well great for yer health anyways, unlike slush which can make you kinda sick if you have too much of it.

No no no no no.....you see, they only TELL you that carrots are healthy. That is what the guinea pigs want you to think. So then you will eat them and turn into one of them. Then they shall take over the world. Same with the slushies. Oh dear, I hope you aren't already....

Chu-Chu wrote:Carrots are for guinea pigs, and most of those are evil.

?!?!?!

HOLY- !!!!!!!!!!!!



Somebody picked the WRONG board to express their opinion of rodents on!!!
I was going to try to type up a kind, warm, and polite formal welcome (I already posted in the General area), but now I think I shall just do this instead...

:: Grabs spork and removes Chu-chu's eyeballs, hacks off her ears, and cuts out her tongue ::

Mawhahaha! Get it? See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. XD Ain't I just so creative sometimes??

RIGHTS FOR RODENTS!!!!!!!! DEATH TO EXTERMINATORS!!!!!!!!! POWER TO THE OPPRESSED!!!!!!! FREEDOM FOR THOSE BOUND BY UGLY STEREOTYPES!!!!!!!! POBEDA SCUDAMOUR-OPOLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LONG LIVE CAVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns into cute cuddly bunny*
NOOOO!!!!! Guinea pigs are eviiiiiiil!!!!!!!! I would know!!!!!! I own 2 of them!!!!!!!!
*gasp* sick humor.....

There is a gal in my youth group who has a guine pig named Sammy that would agree with you - they're evil.

[quote="Mithrandir"]There is a gal in my youth group who has a guine pig named Sammy that would agree with you - they're evil. ]

Yes!!! See, my one guinea pig tries to commit suicide by bashing its head against the cage! It bites my fingers when I try to pet it and even tries to hang itself.......it is so completely bizarre!!! I know it isn't just me, because all my other pets love me and they aren't insane. I've had some really sweet and cuddly bunnies too....but these guinea pigs are just plain evil! And then there was this guy at my shool who looked like a guinea pig, ate like a guinea pig and strangely resembled my little sisters guinea pig. And one day after my little sister gave her guinea pig a haircut, he came to school with a haircut!!!!! It sure scared me.......
Oh...............................sorry for ranting!

Bunnies...BAH! They are imposter rodents. WHAT KIND OF CRUEL SICK HOUSEHOLD WOULD MOVE AN INNOCENT STABLE MINDED PIG TO COMMIT SUICIDE?!!!!!!!! *GASP*

My guinea pig never bites me. He tails me all over the house. However...he is slightly problematic when it comes to other people touching or holding him. He bites...and hard...he's scarred several family members already. But never me. I got him when he was really, really young and I was (and am) his sole handler and caregiver. Thus he became a clingy mama's boy and won't trust anyone else. He chases my German Shepard and attacks him. When he's in the hallway, he won't move out of your way and if you try to push him or walk passed he attacks. But never me...He loooves me and follows me everywhere (he only stays in a cage at night...but he's housebroken ^_^). Therefore...NOT EVIL!! You just don't understand your rodents as you should!! Baba-Gnosh Scudamour is my baby. I'd jump on a grenade for that cavy, so no bashin' the rodents of America!!

That reminds me of the Guine Pig in Two Stupid Dogs.

welcome chu

USSRGirl wrote:Bunnies...BAH! They are imposter rodents. WHAT KIND OF CRUEL SICK HOUSEHOLD WOULD MOVE AN INNOCENT STABLE MINDED PIG TO COMMIT SUICIDE?!!!!!!!! *GASP*

My guinea pig never bites me. He tails me all over the house. However...he is slightly problematic when it comes to other people touching or holding him. He bites...and hard...he's scarred several family members already. But never me. I got him when he was really, really young and I was (and am) his sole handler and caregiver. Thus he became a clingy mama's boy and won't trust anyone else. He chases my German Shepard and attacks him. When he's in the hallway, he won't move out of your way and if you try to push him or walk passed he attacks. But never me...He loooves me and follows me everywhere (he only stays in a cage at night...but he's housebroken ^_^). Therefore...NOT EVIL!! You just don't understand your rodents as you should!! Baba-Gnosh Scudamour is my baby. I'd jump on a grenade for that cavy, so no bashin' the rodents of America!!

AAAAAGH! How DARE you insult poor innocent bunnies! And the guinea pig was evil from the start! As soon as I first picked it up it decided to go all over my shirt. That was gross......
You.......YOU!......GUINEA PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAH!!!!!! The evilness! Thee Guinea pig of Doooooooom!!!!!!!!!! Ew ew ew!!!!!! Forget it! *slaps over head with extremely large stuffed seal* I will NEVER join forces with the likes of YOU!!!!!!!
*criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies* Noooo......she has already been taken into their evil ways! *sob*

gungrave wrote:welcome chu

Thank you!!!!

Wecome Chu-Chu!

Don't be afraid to bump more on the bump thread.

Oh, and I do agree with your pronounciation of Arkansas.

[quote="Warrior4Christ"]Wecome Chu-Chu!

Don't be afraid to bump more on the bump thread. ]

Okay! LOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!

Hello new member of our food supply....uh, I mean! Welcome to the board.

*Hands out Chocolate Pocky and Ramnue Soda to our new member*

If you ever need to talk to someone, just send a pm.

Wingzero22

Welcome to the Boards Chu

Please feel free to PM me if you need to talk or need prayer for anything let me know and I hope we can be friends and my opinon about the Cavies is that we should have boa constrictors eat all the cavies especially the albino ones with their evil red eyes

Snakes and foxes will rule the world BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey chu-chu!!! i was surprised when i saw that you came here now!

WHOA! Chu-Chu, you seem like an awesomely random person! Nice to meet you and welcome to CAA!

welcome haves yourself a good time!