Felix wrote:If a 478, 37-year-old, bald, overweight, hermaphrodite with hideous acne, excruciating body odor, and only one arm were to suddenly break into your house and try to eat your pencil collection, would you:
a: Whack him with a fire poker
b: Propose to him
c: Throw up
wait a minute wait a minute...you said "hermaphrodite", so why do you keep saying "he"?
If you could only hear one more song before gong deaf, what would it be?