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The Spoiler Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:04 am
by Yuki-Anne
This is the thread where you spoil any book, movie, or video game that you like, to your heart's content. The only requirement is that you state the name of the book, movie, or video game first for the world to see, then use the good ole' spoiler box. This is especially cathartic for endings that you thought were really awful (though spoiling a movie in this thread does not necessarily mean you thought the ending was awful).
Anna Karennina
[spoiler]She throws herself in front of a train.[/spoiler]
Crime and Punishment
[spoiler]Raskolnikov goes to prison.[/spoiler]
Star Wars
[spoiler]Darth Vader is Luke's father.[/spoiler]
Fullmetal Alchemist
[spoiler]Ed gives up his alchemy so that he and Alphonse can get their bodies back.[/spoiler]
Every non-comedic Korean drama ever
[spoiler]Everybody dies.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:15 am
by rocklobster
OK then.
Citizen Kane
[spoiler]Rosebud is the sled[/spoiler]
Moby Dick
[spoiler]Ishmael is the only one who survives.[/spoiler]
Huckleberry Finn
[spoiler]Tom Sawyer tries to help Huck, but fails miserably because Twain hates Tom.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:26 am
by Yuki-Anne
Marley & Me
[spoiler]The dog dies.[/spoiler]
Old Yeller
[spoiler]The dog dies.[/spoiler]
I Am Legend
[spoiler]The dog dies.[/spoiler]
Fievel Goes West
[spoiler]The dog dies.[/spoiler]
My Dog Skip
[spoiler]The dog dies.[/spoiler]
Stone Fox
[spoiler]The dog dies.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:36 am
by Atria35
Where the Red Fern Grows [spoiler]The dogs die[/spoiler]
Sounder [spoiler]The dog dies[/spoiler]
Julie of the Wolves [spoiler]The wolf dies[/spoiler]
The Dog Who Stopped The War [spoiler]The dog dies. And a small child dies, too.[/spoiler]
All Dogs Go To Heaven [spoiler]The dog dies and goes to Heaven[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:14 am
by Straylight
Harry Potter
[spoiler]Snape kills Dumbledore[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:43 pm
by rocklobster
Why do so many stories about dogs end that way? Do writers hate dogs or something?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:49 pm
by Mr. Hat'n'Clogs
rocklobster (post: 1426877) wrote:Why do so many stories about dogs end that way? Do writers hate dogs or something?
Death By Newberry Medal
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:29 pm
by Fish and Chips
20th Century Boys[spoiler]Sadakiyo is a good person.
Fukubei is Friend.
Fukubei isn't Friend.
Kenji lives.
Hulk Hogan is actually Otcho.
You don't shoot someone when they're singing a song.[/spoiler]Cowboy Bebop[spoiler]Spike dies.[/spoiler]Of Mice and Men[spoiler]George kills Lenny.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:29 pm
by Htom Sirveaux
Titanic
[spoiler]It sinks.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:32 pm
by Davidizer13
Htom Sirveaux (post: 1426917) wrote:Titanic
[spoiler]It sinks.[/spoiler]
I knew it!
Chrono Trigger
[SPOILER][s]A giant alien porcupine[/s] Lavos kills Crono. Then Crono's buddies bring him back and then they go kill Lavos.[/SPOILER]
Monk
[SPOILER]Monk gets fatally poisoned. But then he doesn't.[/SPOILER]
Lost
[SPOILER]Everyone's dead. Somehow.[/SPOILER]
Radiant Silvergun
[SPOILER]Everyone on Earth dies except for two people, and then they go back in time and die, the cute robot dies, but the two people got cloned by the robot, so it's OK.[/SPOILER]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:16 am
by Warrior 4 Jesus
Lost
[spoiler]Some people die on the Island, others die after leaving the Island. So in the end everyone is dead, but none of them died in the original Oceanic 815 plane crash. Or died at the same time (unless it was shown in the show). The Island is not purgatory. The Sideways reality is a timeless purgatory of sorts, a place to remember your loved ones, before moving on and letting go. Christian Shephard is awesome, but he's not Jesus.[/spoiler]
24
[spoiler]Jack Bauer survives and goes on the run. Chloe also survives and ceases communication with Jack.[/spoiler]
Picnic at Hanging Rock
[spoiler]The mystery of the missing girls is never solved.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 2:25 am
by Yuki-Anne
Majo Saiban
[spoiler]The witch gets away with the murder.[/spoiler]
Maou
[spoiler]Everybody dies.[/spoiler]
Hana Yori Dango
[spoiler]Domyouji gets the girl. He is, after all, the drama's resident toolshed.[/spoiler]
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e
[spoiler]Nakatsu isn't gay. He also doesn't get the girl.
[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:37 am
by rocklobster
Fight Club
[spoiler]Tyler isn't real.[/spoiler]
Grave of the Fireflies
[spoiler]The girl and the boy die, in that order. [/spoiler]
The Sixth Sense
[spoiler]The detective was dead all along.[/spoiler]
Star Wars (original)
[spoiler]Darth Vader was good all along. [/spoiler]
Watchmen
[spoiler]Ozymandias killed The Comedian.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:17 am
by goldenspines
rocklobster (post: 1426989) wrote: Star Wars (original)
[spoiler]Darth Vader was good all along. [/spoiler]
I wish to politely disagree with this, because I don't think it does the character or the story justice at all.
[spoiler] There is no firm proof in any of the movies that Darth Vader was good all along. I mean, the dude killed people mercilessly and cut off his own son's arm.
But, he did turn to the light side in the end, therefore, a more accurate description would be, Darth Vader has a heart. [/spoiler]
Though, your spoiler reminded me of something.
Harry Potter
[spoiler] Snape had us all fooled the whole time. He was really a good guy. [/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:41 am
by FllMtl Novelist
Maximum Ride (the current 6 books)
[spoiler]Max's mother is Dr. Martinez. Max's father is Jeb. Ari is her half-brother on Jeb's side.
The Voice is Jeb, but then it isn't.
The first three books are all a dream, then they aren't.
After the Director is dealt with, all villains have no real connection to anybody or anything.
Also, Angel gets more and more overpowered and bratty.
Iggy gets the ability to see, but only when there's nothing but white to see.
You know those weird whales in book 5? Well, turns out they have abilities that they can use to save the Flock. Coincidence, eh?
Fang dies, but then he's un-dead.[/spoiler]
Naruto part 1.
[spoiler]Sasuke joins Orochimaru. Sakura becomes Tsunade's apprentice. Naruto leaves to train with Jiraiya.[/spoiler]
Naruto part 2.
[spoiler]Naruto is the son of the fourth Hokage. Tobi is Madara. Itachi is a good guy, sorta.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:57 pm
by Yuki-Anne
Death Note
[spoiler]Both L and Light die.[/spoiler]
Wolf's Rain
[spoiler]Everybody dies. This is not an exaggeration. EVERYBODY.[/spoiler]
Pirates of the Caribbean
[spoiler]Will gets his heart cut out and becomes the captain of the Flying Dutchman.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:55 pm
by ChristianKitsune
Romeo x Juliet (anime)
[spoiler] Juliet gets absorbed by a tree, but then she doesn't but she has wings! Romeo dies trying to free her...and then Juliet stays with him...and dies? I think? Pwah? [/spoiler]
PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:59 am
by TGJesusfreak
goldenspines (post: 1427005) wrote:Though, your spoiler reminded me of something.
Harry Potter
[spoiler] Snape had us all fooled the whole time. He was really a good guy. [/spoiler]
XD so True.
and (Harry Potter)
[spoiler]Apparently Voldy had 7 souls? XD Or something like that (7 parts of one soul.. whatever XD)[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:55 pm
by rocklobster
2001
[spoiler]A giant black monolith apparentely has something to do with the plot...I guess.[/spoiler]
Final Fantasy VII
[spoiler]Aeris dies and you can't do anything about it.[/spoiler]
Metamorphosis
[spoiler]Man becomes giant bug. Reader gets weirded out.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:06 pm
by Roy Mustang
Yuki-Anne wrote:Wolf's Rain
[spoiler]Everybody dies and goes to Paradise, which paradise is really hell, since Paradise looks a lot like New Jersey. This is not an exaggeration. EVERYBODY.[/spoiler]
Sorry, but I had to fix that one.
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Col. Roy Mustang[/font][/color]
PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:18 pm
by Yuki-Anne
District 9
[spoiler]Man becomes giant bug. [s]Reader[/s]Viewer gets weirded out.[/spoiler]
Yuki-Anne wrote:Wolf's Rain
[spoiler]Everybody dies and discovers that "paradise" is code for "planetary reboot, and they are forced to relive the reboot over and over for all eternity. Thank you, Buddhism![/spoiler]
Aaaand fixed again.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:30 pm
by ShiroiHikari
rocklobster (post: 1426989) wrote:Star Wars (original)
[spoiler]Darth Vader was good all along. [/spoiler]
Wrong.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:09 am
by Yuki-Anne
The Fellowship of the Ring
[spoiler]Gandalf dies.[/spoiler]
The Two Towers
[spoiler]Gandalf lives.[/spoiler]
The Return of the King
[spoiler]Gandalf leaves.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:48 am
by Davidizer13
rocklobster (post: 1427258) wrote:Final Fantasy VII
[spoiler]Aeris dies and you can't do anything about it.[/spoiler]
You forgot the part where [SPOILER]all the souls of dead people on the planet combine into a giant laser and blow up an asteroid]
Batman: Nemesis Fight
[spoiler]Batman kills the Joker with a fireball, Alfred and Catwoman die; Robin decides to stop being a superhero.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:30 pm
by Furen
ShiroiHikari (post: 1427384) wrote:Wrong.
Okay so maybe not fully correct but he does have a "heel face turn" moment and he did start out good so he was kinda good all along
PostPosted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:00 pm
by goldenspines
Furen (post: 1428283) wrote:Okay so maybe not fully correct but he does have a "heel face turn" moment and he did start out good so he was kinda good all along
You didn't read my post. :<
PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:55 pm
by Furen
goldenspines (post: 1428295) wrote:You didn't read my post. :<
O.O No I didn't (well I have now...)
As I said I'm not fully on either side because it was like a double Heel Face Plam (Or Heel Face Revolving Door) either way he did yes have a heart (and a mechanical hand)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:41 pm
by Blacklight
The Happening
[spoiler]It was the plants all along.[/spoiler]
I want to think of more. That was all I had right now.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:49 pm
by Rusty Claymore
Legend of Zelda
[spoiler]...is actually about Link.[/spoiler]
PostPosted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:22 pm
by Yuki-Anne
Ausfahrt
[spoiler]...is in Germany. Just thought I'd help you out there, Rusty.[/spoiler]
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
[spoiler]Truly Scrumptious agrees to become Truly Potts.[/spoiler]