Dumbest Super Bowl Questions
PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:01 pm
From SI.com.
20. To Broncos QB John Elway: "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"
19. To Rams DE Jay Williams: "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"
18. To Steelers LB Kevin Greene: "How long does it take you to wash your hair?"
17. For Rams OT Orlando Pace: "After the game, in the shower, what's your favorite bar of soap?"
16. To Bills C Kent Hull: "Can I have your pants?"
15. Broncos FB Detron Smith: "What size panties do you think you'd wear?"
14. To Cowboys RB Emmitt Smith: "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"
13. To Rams QB Kurt Warner: "Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?"
12. To Cowboy G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"
11. To Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"
10. To Bills LB Cornelius Bennett: "Do you believe you can win?"
9. To 49ers QB Joe Montana: "So why do they call you Boomer?"
8. To Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"
7. To Redskins OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?
6. To Redskins QB Doug Williams: "So how long have you been a black quarterback?" This is now widely debunked as an urban legend, but the following was asked: "Doug, would it be easier if you were the second black quarterback to play in the Super Bowl?"
5. To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"
4. For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")
3. For Rams RB Marshall Faulk: "How come you have a podium while all your teammates are forced to stand out here?"
2. To Cowboy QB Troy Aikman: "Does it seem a little strange answering football questions in a baseball stadium?"
1. Bills running back Thurman Thomas was asked how he got psyched for big games. "I read the newspaper and look at the stupid questions you all ask," he replied.
And there you have it.
20. To Broncos QB John Elway: "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"
19. To Rams DE Jay Williams: "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"
18. To Steelers LB Kevin Greene: "How long does it take you to wash your hair?"
17. For Rams OT Orlando Pace: "After the game, in the shower, what's your favorite bar of soap?"
16. To Bills C Kent Hull: "Can I have your pants?"
15. Broncos FB Detron Smith: "What size panties do you think you'd wear?"
14. To Cowboys RB Emmitt Smith: "What are you going to wear in the game Sunday?"
13. To Rams QB Kurt Warner: "Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?"
12. To Cowboy G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"
11. To Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"
10. To Bills LB Cornelius Bennett: "Do you believe you can win?"
9. To 49ers QB Joe Montana: "So why do they call you Boomer?"
8. To Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"
7. To Redskins OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?
6. To Redskins QB Doug Williams: "So how long have you been a black quarterback?" This is now widely debunked as an urban legend, but the following was asked: "Doug, would it be easier if you were the second black quarterback to play in the Super Bowl?"
5. To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"
4. For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")
3. For Rams RB Marshall Faulk: "How come you have a podium while all your teammates are forced to stand out here?"
2. To Cowboy QB Troy Aikman: "Does it seem a little strange answering football questions in a baseball stadium?"
1. Bills running back Thurman Thomas was asked how he got psyched for big games. "I read the newspaper and look at the stupid questions you all ask," he replied.
And there you have it.