CAA: Christian Anime Alliance

Quote family guy as much as possible.

"Giggity"-Quagmire

*holds shin* Aahhhhhh. Hsssssssssss. Aaahhhhhhhh. Hsssssssss. Aaahhhhhhh. Hsssssssss. Aaahhhhhhh. Hssssssssss. Aaaahhhhhhh. Hsssssssss. Aahhhhhhh. Hsssssss.

-Peter Griffin

I may not be a family man, but I'm a [censored] good father and don't you forget it.



[MOD EDIT] Please do not try to get around CAAs censor by replacing letters. The censors are there for a reason. Thank you.

"D'oh!"

"So, what do you want on your thigh?" Jim Kaplan

"I want a skull." Biker

"Okay. I can draw Kermit the Frog. How about a nice Kermit the Frog?" Jim Kaplan

"What do you want?"
"Freedom. What do you want?"
"I wanna get . . . out of here!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death!"
"What . . . is this!?"
"It's a boy."
*ZAP!*

"There's a crunchberry under the fridge."

(German-accented voiceover)
If you are going to be in ze L.A. area und vould like tickets to Hitler, call 215-DU-WOLLTEST-EINE-KRANKENSCHWESTER-BRAUCHEN!!

SpoonyBard wrote:(German-accented voiceover)
If you are going to be in ze L.A. area und vould like tickets to Hitler, call 215-DU-WOLLTEST-EINE-KRANKENSCHWESTER-BRAUCHEN!!

DARN. THAT WAS MY PLANNED ONE.

"Goodbye. I'll think of you whenever I poke a dead person."
-Chris

"Give me ice creame, and NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I will kill you."
-Stewie

"Now listen to me... Jo...lene... I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and in-flight Happy Meal. AND NO PICKLES! Oh, God help you if I find pickles!"--Stewie.

(As he throws "The Prince" to the floor in disgust)"(Darn) you Machiavelli, you've taught me nothing I didn't already know!"--Stewie.

Lois: It's like I always tell the kids, "A quitter never wins," and, "Don't trust Whitey."

Brian [smirking while looking at his plate]: So, you're a flag girl. That's great, Meg.
Stewie: Yes, yes. [long pause] Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call!
[Brian and Stewie finally crack up]

Stewie Griffin: You know Meg, if you killed yourself now you'll probably get a full page in the yearbook. So, um, you know, that's something to think ab-(burps). Oops, just burped.

"A bullet sounds the same in every language."- Stewie

Joshua Christopher wrote:"D'oh!"

Thats The Simpsons.

memmer66 wrote:Thats The Simpsons.

You know at this point they're kind of exactly the same thing.

Tom Tucker: And now, time for Ollie Williams with the Blackuweather Forecast. Ollie?

Ollie: It's gon' rain!
-----
Tom Tucker: Now, here's Ollie Williams with the punishment forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: He gon' giddit!

(darn) you and such. -Stewie

"I'm going to my room and staying there until I'm dead!"
"I'll be in shortly."

--Meg and Stewie.

My personal fave...

Stewie: Lois! Lois..Lois..Lois..Lois..Lois...Mom..Mom..
Mommy..Mommy..Mommy..Mama..Mama..Mama..Ma...Ma..Ma..Ma..Mum..
Mom..MOM..Mom...Mom..Mommy...Mommy! Mama! Mama..Mama--
Lois: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie: Hi. *runs off giggling*

Yesh...I'm devoted enough to type that out...=^.^=
Edit: Choppily edited some of the lines so it won't stretch the page.

Brian: Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car!

Brian: do you listen to yourself when you talk?

Brian: you know, if dogs weren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, then why did they make it Mint Flavored?!

Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly time.

-Hi Brian You look Stressed
Brian-Well I have alot on my mind and I needed to talk to you about something and....
(towel wips off and starts drying hair)
Brian-Ijust wanted to see you.

Chris: She's really pretty but she's teacher
Meg: EWWW Thats gross
Stewie: You Wanna see gross*stewie strains* OUCH poped a bloody blood vessle

Peter: How was your day?

Lois: Well, I--

Peter: *Leaves the room.*