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What's your favorite qoute from Star Trek?It can be profound or profoundly
silly,it can be from one of the series,a movie,a book or comic.

Let's start with three of the most well known qoutes of Star Trek:

Dr.McCoy:"**** it Jim..I'm a Doctor not a..."

Dr. McCoy:"He's dead Jim!"

Captain Kirk:"KHHHHAAAAAAANNNNN!"

mine has to be in Deep Space Nine, the episode where Sisco, Bashir & Dax go back in time to the riots on earth, with bashir & dax (i think), go into a tenament-style close & theres this guy whose not right in the head:

Weird Guy: "You can't see me i'm invisible"

Bashir: "Ok...."

Weird Guy: "You can see me?"

Personally, I liked Spock's "Colorful metaphors" in Star Trek IV

Also, his and Kirk's attempt to speak gangsterese in "A Piece of the Action."

I've got a "not-quite quote":

"He's dead, Jim. Quick, you get his taser. I'll get his wallet."

"Make it so, no. 1".

'Cause that's all I know.

Or, wait, from the original series--"He got his ears stuck in a...rice picker."

Spock: "Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons." -- only memorable line from the otherwise forgettable Star Trek V

Something involving Tribbles.

Or "I'm giving her all she's got, Capn!" from Scotty.

aww... there's so many i think of randomly.. and they all seem to be from Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country.... or the Search for Spock.... i can't think of any now..

"Gracie is pregnant." - Spock, Star Trek IV

"Lifeforms... *beep beep be-be beep*

You tiny little lifeforms...*beep beep be-be beep*

You precious little lifeforms...*snap snap snap-snap-snap*

Where are you? *beep beep be-be be-be beep...beeeep!*"

-Data "Star Trek: Generations"

"Retired." Trelaine whatever-his-face-was

"But I was having fun! I was HAVING FUN" same guy.

Another favorite line:

"The line must be drawn HEEE-AAAA!!! THIS FAR! NO FARTHER! And IIIII will make them PAY for what they've done!"

-Picard "Star Trek: First Contact"

Captain Picard: Data, scan the surface for life forms.

Data: "Life forms...*doo dee dodo*...You precious little life forms...*doo dee dodo*...Where are you? *doo dee do dodo doodeedo*

That song from Data, when he had his emotion chip installed, always makes me laugh.

Quark: "Someone's coming to kill me? I guess I'll have to rely on my experience on a Feringi freighter."

Odo: "You were on a Feringi freighter?"

Quark: "That's right, as a cook. Now don't laugh; we got some rowdy customers. I still have my phaser pistol." (pulls out a box, opens it, and finds a note:)

Quark: " 'Dear brother, I used your phaser parts to repair the replicator. Rom.' . . . . . . I'll kill him!"

Odo: "With what?"
-DS9
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Virtually anything the Grand Negis says.
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Data: "I was tempted by her offer."

Picard: "For how long?"

Data: "About 0.5 seconds; an eternity to and android."
-First Contact
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I'm sure I'll think up more later.

Mr Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphore?

Worf, king of Trek quotes: I protest! I am not a merry man!

"Synthetic Scotch... synthetic commanders." - Montgomery Scott, TNG, Relics, IIRC

Worf, king of Trek quotes: I protest! I am not a merry man!

HAHAHAHA! I forgot that one!

It's...it's...GREEN!
Scotty

It is...it is...GREEN!
Data on STNG

No d****mn A..B..C OR D!
Scotty referring to the original Enterprise

I always wanted to play the Mysterious Stranger.
Troi in A FISTFUL OF DATAS

Mr. Sulu, from Star Trek 4: *speaks into a computer mouse as though it were a microphone* Hello, computer.

Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty!
Scotty: I'm givin it all she's got Capn!

Beam me up, Scotty; it ate my phaser.

Spock: I have no ego to bruise.

Not a bad goal to aim for, I don't think.