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Post your favorite movie quotes. Oh and if it's a big spoiler, put it in spoiler tags

Here's some of my favorite quotes from The Village.

Ivy Walker: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?

Lucius Hunt: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.

Edward Walker: I'm guilty, Robert! I made a decision of a heart, I cannot look into another's eyes and see the same look I see in August's without justification! It is too painful, I cannot bear it!

Edward Walker: The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe.

Ivy Walker: Papa, I cannot see his color.

Hitokiri wrote:Post your favorite movie quotes. Oh and if it's a big spoiler, put it in spoiler tags

Here's some of my favorite quotes from The Village.

Ivy Walker: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?

Lucius Hunt: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.

Edward Walker: I'm guilty, Robert! I made a decision of a heart, I cannot look into another's eyes and see the same look I see in August's without justification! It is too painful, I cannot bear it!

Edward Walker: The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe.

Ivy Walker: Papa, I cannot see his color.

*weeps* I LOVED that movie so, so much. The scene between Lucius Hunt and Ivy, the conversation you have listed above....I cried for ten minutes after that. I thought it was beautiful.


Some of my favorite lines are from The Terminal:

Victor: "Everyone wait for something."

Amelia: "What are you waiting for?"

Victor: "You. I wait.....for you."

<3 <3

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" --Gimli

"Snakes. Why is it always snakes"--Indiana Jones

Professor Henry Jones: Junior, I have tell you something.
Indiana Jones: Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.
Professor Henry Jones: The floor's on fire... see... AND the chair.

Indiana Jones: Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready!
[Henry turns around, and gets the gun ready]
Indiana Jones: [Spotting an approaching fighter] 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones: [Looking at his watch] What happens at 11 o'clock?

Yeah, I'm a big Indy freak. ^^;;

Hangmans Curse
Elisha: So where did this Abel Frye stretch his neck?
Girl 1: in the forbidden wing
Girl 2: but we really don't want to go there!


I, Robot
Professer Robertson: *rambles on about the Robots of the future*
Will Smith (Forget his Charecter name): *spits out coffee* Erm, sorry I'm allergic to bullcrap

I GOT INDY QUOTES!

Professor Jones, in attempt to shoot down a Nazi plane, hits the tail of the plane he is on.

Indy: Dad, did they hit us?

Prof.: More or less..Son, they got us.


Nazi solder: DR. JONES!?

Indy and Professor Jones: Yes?


Professor and son hop on plane when on a zepplin.

Professor Jones: You know how to fly a plane?

Indy: Fly, yes. Land, no!

Canadian Bacon

President: I can't believe you sold controll of American missles to a foreign country.
R.J. Hacker: well, if you can call Canada foreign...
Mr. Smiley: or a country!


Young Frankenstein

Fredric: Warewolf!
Igor: There Wolf! There Castle!
Fredric: Why are you talking like that?
Igor: I though you wanted to.
Fredric: No!
Igor: Suits me, I'm easy!


I have many mor I could post, but I am tired and am not very good at typing

piloswine wrote:Young Frankenstein

Fredric: Warewolf!
Igor: There Wolf! There Castle!
Fredric: Why are you talking like that?
Igor: I though you wanted to.
Fredric: No!
Igor: Suits me, I'm easy!

Nice!!!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen. Don't give me that. I don't believe in fate. And I won't say it. ... (pause) All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING DEATH FOR ME!

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

The Blindman: Wait. Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.

Inspector Kemp: Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Frankenshtein iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS.
Villagers: What?
Inspector Kemp: Following in his grandfather's footsteps, footsteps, footsteps.
Villagers: Ohhh. Footsteps.

Nazi solder: DR. JONES!?

Indy and Professor Jones: Yes?

ROCK ON! That quote made me choke on my milk.

Ashley wrote:

Nazi Soldier: DR.JONES!?
Indy and Professor Jones: Yes?

Reminds me of a guy who i worked with a while back. His name was the same as mine. If they paged one of us without specifying which one then we'd both show up
Love this one:

Han Solo: Hey, its me!

From Total Recall (not a big fan of the movie; just like the line):

"If I'm not me, who am I, then?"

(Might think of more later. )

Kenshin, since Ashley was like, the most popular girl's name EVER when I was born, I've grown up my whole life answering to the wrong Ashley. =__=;;

Oh yeah, quote:
"You're not superman, dear." -- Peter Parker's Aunt, Spiderman

I like that name. Ashley is pretty. I don't meet many people with my name. It felt really weird paging him

Another of my favorite quotes:

Han Solo: I thought they smelled bad, on the outside!


Darth Vader: No! I am your father!!!

Luke:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW Ash, its Parkers Aunt

BTW Ash, its Parkers Aunt

*waves hand* You saw no mistake.

While I do NOT advocate seeing this movie, dodgeball had a quote that always cracks me up

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

Mind tricks don't work on me.

Another Star Wars quote:

Anakin: I retransmitted it just as you requested master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.

*Obi Wan looks up at his binders, then at Anakin*: Good job!!

I did not like episode 2 but there was a line in it that I found hilarious for the reason that it was said with no feeling/acting ability.

Anakin: I killed them. I killed them all. Even the women and children. *takes a sip of that blue milk*

That could have been a great emotional scene, but instead turned into a pathetic display of non-acting. I found it funny.


Oceans 11 had some good ones.

"They say toupe is very soothing."

Danny: So, you ready?
Saul: If you ever say that again to me, Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.

"Saul! Saul it's me! Bucky Buchanan, from Saratoga!"

From Top Secret:
Deja Vu: It seems you are... how do you say... indispensible.
Nick: Um, "Indispensible"
Deja Vu: That's what I thought...

<I love movies that can just hand you a stupid line like that with a straight face>

Signs:

"There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?"

"Aaah! I am insane with anger!"

"Excluding the possibility that a female Scandinavian Olympian was running around outside our house last night, what else might be a possibility?"

"I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered."

"Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again."
"It's just static, Morgan. Frequency."
"It's a code."
"Why couldn't they get girlfriends?"

Darn,none of the ones I want to post are appropriate for this site

"I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole milk" - Napolean Dynamite

"Girls like boyfriends with good skill, you know like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills....." - Naploean Dynamite

"Emperor Meiji: Tell me how he died.
Algren: I will tell you how he lived. " - Last Samurai

"Katsumoto: You believe a man can change his destiny?
Algren: I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed." - Last Samurai

"Algren: [shouting] What do you want from me?
Katsumoto: What do you want for yourself?" - Last Samurai

others and then a TON from LOTR, lol... too many to list ... ^^

I have another one. From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Warning, this is paraphrased.

The Jones are on a motor cycle, and they reach a cross roads.

Henry: Stop, Junior!

Indy: Why?

Henry: We are going the wrong way.

Indy: What?

Henry: We have to go to Berlin to get the book.

Indy: But the maps that way!

Henry: There is more to the diary than just the map.

Indy: But what about Marcus?

Henry: Marcus would agree with me!

Indy: Two selfless maryters. Jesus Christ!

Henry slaps Junior.

Henry: Thats for blasphamey!

Heh heh...
Napoleon Dynamite
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"You're mom goes to college"-Kip
"Get off me you bodagget!"-Napoleon

School Of Rock
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The guy Jack Black plays:"You're kids have touched me, and i'm pretty sure i've touched them too."
Parents:..........OH MY GOSH!!!! AAAAHH!!!

Zoolander

"Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty"

"Derek Zoolander, a Model, Idiot"

Remember the Titans:

Nurse: Only kin's allowed in here.
Bertier: Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother.

Hey, hey, Lastik man what happened to you?
Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!

Coach Boone: This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.

Stanton: Coach we need a water break, we been out here all day!
Coach Boone: What did you say?
Stanton: Said, we need a water break.
Coach Boone: A water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood off that uniform and you don't get no blood on my uniform, boy you must be outside you mind! We are going to up-downs, until Blue is no longer tired, and thirsty.

Coach Boone: I don't scratch my head unless it itches and I don't dance unless I hear some music. I will not be intimidated. That's just the way it is.

Anchor man

Brian fantana: (speaking to Panda) Get out here! Your making me look stupid! Panda jerk!

"Are you an assassin?"
"I'm a soldier"
"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks.... to collect a bill."

big up to Brando.

"Without emotion, without love, breath is just a clock ticking." - Equilibrium
"I reckon im gonna have to kill you with this here lawnmower blade." - Slingblade

Abraham Sapien:"... hound of resurection"
HellBoy:"see... I dont like that."

Edit: sry... double post

greyscale42 wrote:"Without emotion, without love, breath is just a clock ticking." - Equilibrium

hm...i love that one. very nice

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
"Gimme some sugar, baby."
"Hey, what's that you've got on your face?" (as he proceeds to shovel dirt onto the obnoxious doppleganger of himself that he just beat up)
"Well, hellooooo, Mr. Fancy Pants."
"Your shoe's untied." (as he proceeds to punch the guy in the face)

- Ash, from Army of Darkness.

"Run Forest Run!" Forest Gump

Heavy Weight Quotes:
"That fats out of here mister... with skim mik" Ben Stiller
"I'm feeling skinny Tony. " Larrs
"Lets see how the Perkins systm is working. Get on the Scale" *checks scale and quickly says disgusted* "get off the scale." *stalls then clasps* "alright muscle weighs more then fat." Ben Stiller
"Come Perkinsize with Tony" Ben Stiller

(okay a lot of heavy weight quotes... it's just so stupid it's funny)


"Money comes and goes. You'll spend it and you can earn it back. Time is different. You can never get it back, once you loose it, it's gone." Without a paddle